Maggie’s Scariest words in the english language.......

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what would I do without snipershide?
 
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Re: Scariest words in the english language.......

Wife and I stopped into Wally World to grab a few essentials. While walking through the pharmacy section she grabbed some shampoo and conditioner and then looked at me and said, "Would it bother you if I bought...." couple second pause that seemed like eternity... "a pregnancy test".....

Almost had a heartattack at age 29!

Brandon
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lindy</div><div class="ubbcode-body">From a Second Lieutenant: "In my experience, ..."

From a Major: "I've got a really good idea..."

From a Special Forces Warrant Officer: "Hold my beer, and watch this..."
</div></div>

From a Gunny: "Don't worry about it. I'll take care of it."
 
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Damn Guys Come on now... How the hell did you forget

<span style="font-size: 17pt"><span style="font-weight: bold">"Does this outfit make me look fat"</span></span>

and the best I have ever heard is "I know its Quick Wick but I can run Fast"
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Emilio</div><div class="ubbcode-body">"How much do you love me?" </div></div>
+1000 Emilio

or: "Hey, lets go to the Brew Pub, and can we go by Furniture Row on the way home?"
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: AverageJoe</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Damn Guys Come on now... How the hell did you forget

<span style="font-size: 17pt"><span style="font-weight: bold">"Does this outfit make me look fat"</span></span>

</div></div>

Thats when things get interesting based on the response of "no your ass does"....
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: phlii</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lindy</div><div class="ubbcode-body">From a Second Lieutenant: "In my experience, ..."

From a Major: "I've got a really good idea..."

From a Special Forces Warrant Officer: "Hold my beer, and watch this..."
</div></div>

From a Gunny: "Don't worry about it. I'll take care of it." </div></div>

HEY, what the hell are you trying to say?? Those are words of comfort
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Re: Scariest words in the english language.......

1SG: "Just got a call from S-3. There's an OPFOR detail for the next month. Anyone not planning on taking Christmas leave?"

Officer to enlisted: "SGT, are you correcting me?"

Wife to husband: "Guess who's pregnant!?!"

PFC to TL: "Hey SGT, Top's going to call you into his office today. God, she looked legal, but..."
 
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