Shoplifter arrested with live lobster in pants....

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  • Jul 27, 2007
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    D'IBERVILLE, Miss. (AP) — A man in southern Mississippi is accused of trying to walk out of a D'Iberville grocery store without paying for food items he'd stuffed into his cargo shorts including live lobsters.

    Police Chief Wayne Payne says 35-year-old Nathan Mark Hardy was arrested Saturday after allegedly being caught stuffing food into his cargo shorts — two bags of jumbo shrimp, a pork loin and two live lobsters.

    Payne says Hardy, of Biloxi, tried to escape by throwing the pork loin at employees at the local Winn Dixie but fell while running away. He was arrested at the scene.

    The shoplifting charge is a misdemeanor, but Hardy remained jailed Wednesday in the Harrison County jail with no bond pending a hearing on a probation violation.
     
    Re: Shoplifter arrested with live lovster in pants....

    The title is quite a hook though I thought we all pretty much had a "Lovster" in our pants!

    Grew up in New Hampshire with friends who were in the Lobster Fishery: ain't no way I'd be putting even a pegged (or banded) bug in my shorts!

    Those pegs work free some times and rubber bands break or slip off...Then it's just old woody down there with millions of years of evolutionary instinct driving two bad ass claws!