Show them titties, ladies. The courts say it's ok!
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Ive know only one person on here who express's a distaste for seeing tits. Hmmmmmmm
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^^^ He is, of course, talking about yours truly!
But in my defense, I was not against titties. In fact I was (and I am) hugely in favor of them!
That said, I was engaged in a somewhat harmless, though visually disturbing, protest against the endless titties posts in the Motivational Pictures Thread when there was a perfectly good Hot Girlfriends thread which was a far better repository for titties.
And, if it comes down to it, I still have that whole file full of pictures of man tits if you want me to post them again
God, if anything ever happens to me and someone looks at my computer... that file is going to be really hard to explain.
Cheers,
Sirhr
But in my defense, I was not against titties. In fact I was (and I am) hugely in favor of them!
That said, I was engaged in a somewhat harmless, though visually disturbing, protest against the endless titties posts in the Motivational Pictures Thread when there was a perfectly good Hot Girlfriends thread which was a far better repository for titties.
And, if it comes down to it, I still have that whole file full of pictures of man tits if you want me to post them again
God, if anything ever happens to me and someone looks at my computer... that file is going to be really hard to explain. Cheers,
Sirhr
^^^ He is, of course, talking about yours truly!
But in my defense, I was not against titties. In fact I was (and I am) hugely in favor of them!
That said, I was engaged in a somewhat harmless, though visually disturbing, protest against the endless titties posts in the Motivational Pictures Thread when there was a perfectly good Hot Girlfriends thread which was a far better repository for titties.
And, if it comes down to it, I still have that whole file full of pictures of man tits if you want me to post them again
Cheers,
Sirhr
No it won't.
On the subject of midget porn... I got a new phone a couple of days ago at the Verizon store... And while they were moving all the files from my c. 2012 Galaxy Note 2 (yup, I was still using one)... I said to the young Asian kid who was kind of coiffed like one of those gangster bad guys from an old Bruce Lee movie... was doing the 'tech' work on my phone. And using my (slightly-higher-than-normal-volume best command voice) I said to him "And don't forget to transfer over my midget porn collection!
Two things happened.... the entire store went dead quiet. It wasn't 'that' packed, but there were about 10 people in there. You know that whole 'pin drop' thing? Well, you could have heard one. The guy selling me my phone (not the techie) turned so beet red that I thought he was going to burst a vein.
The second thing was that the Asian kid didn't miss a beat and said "Yeah, a few months ago my friends and I were at a strip club in New Hampshire where the cover charge is usually eight bucks. But they charged us $20 because Bridget the Midget was performing. And we get inside and she is just going off stage so we had to pay all that extra and never got to see her. They totally ripped us off, man."
It was the best Verizon Store moment ever! I'm going to call my new phone "Bridget."
Cheers,
Sirhr
Two things happened.... the entire store went dead quiet. It wasn't 'that' packed, but there were about 10 people in there. You know that whole 'pin drop' thing? Well, you could have heard one. The guy selling me my phone (not the techie) turned so beet red that I thought he was going to burst a vein.
The second thing was that the Asian kid didn't miss a beat and said "Yeah, a few months ago my friends and I were at a strip club in New Hampshire where the cover charge is usually eight bucks. But they charged us $20 because Bridget the Midget was performing. And we get inside and she is just going off stage so we had to pay all that extra and never got to see her. They totally ripped us off, man."
It was the best Verizon Store moment ever! I'm going to call my new phone "Bridget."
Cheers,
Sirhr
Bridget Powers (born October 11, 1980) is the pseudonym of Cheryl Murphy, an American hardcore pornographic actress with dwarfism. She is often credited as "Bridget the Midget"[SUP][1][/SUP] or with the alternate spelling "Bridget Powerz".[SUP][1][/SUP] Besides her adult work, she has also appeared in many films in either comedic or dramatic roles, such as in Big Money Rustlas and Tiptoes.
What is truly amazing about this whole thing is, the same chicks demanding that they be allowed to walk around showing their titties are the exact same ones that get upset about men "objectifying" women.
I like a nice set of titties, prefer the c cup, as it offers the best of both worlds.
If J-Lo gets on board with this, I'll be a happy man!
I like a nice set of titties, prefer the c cup, as it offers the best of both worlds.
If J-Lo gets on board with this, I'll be a happy man!
Well lets see those breasts....they dont have to be big to be beautiful.
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I showed this thread to my Old Lady,68 years old, and she told me she would do it.
How do you want to see them?, one over each shoulder straight up or do you think she should cross one over each shoulder and get that cleavage effect as well as shoulder pads?
Foul Mike
How do you want to see them?, one over each shoulder straight up or do you think she should cross one over each shoulder and get that cleavage effect as well as shoulder pads?
Foul Mike
Can she sing "Do your tits hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow, can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier, do your tits, hang, low?"
Amazingly, I can assure you for a fact, that this isn't true. My wife (and many other observers) say they're not truly gay, it has just become fashionable. Regardless, hot chicks do get it on without being paid for porn. So guys, keep those fantasies going!
Or the old favorite (sung to the tune of She was 'Comin Round the Mountain..." "She was 'comin round the mountain doing 90.... when the chain on her motorcycle broke. She was found in the grass with a muffler up her a** and her tits playing Dixie on the spokes...."
Another one from my youth. Summer camp, in fact. Summer camp in the early '70s was awesome...
Cheers,
Sirhr
No Bueno! Its gonna be like the first time you walked onto a nude beach. It'll be fat nasty feminazi's, and troll like lesbians, and if they are thin, they will be skank as fuck.
Wanna bet money? Just get a preview at UC Berkeley
Wanna bet money? Just get a preview at UC Berkeley
I'm putting that in my Mantits file in case things get out of hand in Motivational again...
Cheers,
Sirhr
Cheers,
Sirhr
I was just getting ready for sleep.
Damn you to hell.
Eye Bleach
www.eyebleach.com/
Pictures of hot girls that are looked at when someone views a particularly disturbing picture, especially one that is made especially for rule 34.
Heh, heh, no thanks. But you've got to admit, your post just set the opening scene. My post, on the other hand, has ZERO "Likes" showing up, despite the fact that I've received two PMs informing me that someone "Liked" that post. Still got some bugs in the site, apparently, Frank.
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