Snakes, I Hate Snakes

[Centuriator]

Python bites man who lifted toilet lid.

Three things about this article makes it newsworthy:

1) A man apparently first lowered the lid of the toilet (small miracle).
2) Snake treated for an infection after biting man.
3) THERE WAS A COILED UP PYTHON IN THE DUDE'S TOILET THAT BIT HIM.

 

[Dewey7271]

I’m with you, I hate snakes.

 

[Jscb1b]

What a pain in the ass.

 

[Maggot]

I get along well enough with snakes. Youve just got to respect their space.

If it bites its dead, no treatment for infection.

 

[Centuriator]

If only...it bit him on the arm. So, the scenario is that the guy reaches to lift the lid, the snake uncoils and bites his arm.

Great, one more thing to worry about when you have to take a leak in the middle of the night.

 

[Maggot]

If only...it bit him on the arm. So, the scenario is that the guy reaches to lift the lid, the snake uncoils and bites his arm.

Great, one more thing to worry about when you have to take a leak in the middle of the night.

Its Florida, theyre getting over run with them. Probably came up through the plumbing. Fortunately they dot last well as you move north.

 

[Inifinty]

Those kind of snakes bite and sometimes won’t let go. Quick way to get them off is to pour something with strong alcohol in, on, and around the snakes mouth. Hand sanitizer works.

We have a snake like that. Not my choice but he’s cool and interesting to watch. Snakes bite, it’s what they do.

 

[j-huskey]

So, checking the hog trap, lean down to go through the gate and ..... face to face .... with .....

A hog trap with cracked corn attracts mice, which attract visitors like this...

Visitor views trap as Outback Restaurant for him....?

 

[j-huskey]

And on the road in to the trap...

More potential Restaurant customers..

 

[Inifinty]

Nice catch. We have rattlers and copperheads that move through looking for a place to eat and hang out. Makes me worry for the stupid dogs that don't know a snake from a moving stick so I lay un-baited rectangular minnow traps along each exterior wall to catch and relocate the poisonous ones. Mostly catch king snakes and let those go in the yard, but have caught a copperhead or two.

 

[j-huskey]

Reducing the population a little bit..

Snake, well done......

Wont be visiting Trap Outback....

 

[Maggot]

So, checking the hog trap, lean down to go through the gate and ..... face to face .... with .....View attachment 7086553

A hog trap with cracked corn attracts mice, which attract visitors like this...

Visitor views trap as Outback Restaurant for him....?

Usually the hogs will have a feast.

 

[Inifinty]

Tastes like chicken

Or so I've heard.

 

[j-huskey]

Tastes like chicken

Or so I've heard.

More like frog legs than chicken, but deep fried, kinda like chicken.
Soak it in milk overnight or salt water, then wash it well, deep fry. Pain in the .... to eat, too many soft thin bones, and by the time you debone it, not a lot of meat left. Not worth doing twice, or if you take friendly suggestion, not worth doing once. ???

 

[deersniper]

Life and let live I say.

Unless they in your house

 

[Alabusa]

Bunch of pussies... I catch, check for and re.ove any visible parasites and release.


Was released alive and well

 

[Maggot]

Bunch of pussies... I catch, check for and re.ove any visible parasites and release.


Was released alive and wellView attachment 7086744View attachment 7086745

Ive caught a few myself. Biggest was s 4 foot copperhead I found behind a stone wall I was tearing down. Took him away from civilization and let him go. By the time i got back his/her mate was slithering out so I took it to the same area.

 

[oneshot86]

Jungle from Action figure therapy says...

fuck no snake, said im about to eat you with some mayonnaise ya dumb ass snake

 

[Alabusa]

Ive caught a few myself. Biggest was s 4 foot copperhead I found behind a stone wall I was tearing down. Took him away from civilization and let him go. By the time i got back his/her mate was slithering out so I took it to the same area.

Good on you for doing that.

Me showing a friend a copper head's fangs

 

[oneshot86]

giving me the hebe jebeys toughing those damn things

i have a 5 ft 10 in rattlesnake in my freezer, but i shot the bitch before i picked it up

 

[Maggot]

Good on you for doing that.

Me showing a friend a copper head's fangsView attachment 7086746

I was at the end of my drive way at dusk one day and reached down to pick up a rock. There was a small Copper right there and he startled me. I drew back and almost smashed him but I swear he said (not in words, but I heard him) I didnt bite you dont kill me, so I stopped. There was an empty 5 gallon bucket right there so I told him "Im going to kick the bucket over and push you into it...so I kicked it over ad the damn thing slithered right in...I put toe top on and took him up into the woods. Damndest thing.

Im getting too old and slow anymore so I dont fuck with them, cant afford a mistake.

Rattlers are ok, reasonably sociable if you dont provoke them but I hate Moccassins and will kill them on site.

 

[buffalowinter]

Last week...hopped of the horse and crushed his head with a rock. 8 rattles.

 

[QuickNDirty]

And on the road in to the trap...
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More potential Restaurant customers..

Hardly ever get to see rat snakes. Copperheads are fairly common where I roll, though.

 

[QuickNDirty]

Bunch of pussies... I catch, check for and re.ove any visible parasites and release.


Was released alive and wellView attachment 7086744View attachment 7086745

Lmao.... Those aren't pussies... Now... THESE are pussies!

 

[Mwalex]

Snakes are important to the ecosystem but I don't care to hang out with them. Rattlers were pretty prevalent where I grew up and if you give them space they tend to leave you alone. About the only snake I will go out of my way to kill is a Cottonmouth. They are aggressive and territorial. I have seen them swim up to and try to crawl into boats.

 

[Waorani]

Need to dig out my bushmaster slides and get scanned.

 

[Spblademaker]

My King snake keeps we company while I reload. Must like the repetitive motion of the press.

 

[Stevo86]

Last week...hopped of the horse and crushed his head with a rock. 8 rattles.
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Chippewa snake boots, those r great

 

[Huskydriver]

Yea F that noise....only good snake is a dead snake.

 

[Maggot]

Honey Badger dont give a shit.

 

[Dewey7271]

Yea F that noise....only good snake is a dead snake.

Hear, hear!