You have a wife and a fiancé? Tell us more.Yes luckily I trust my wife
3-4 weeks along
I'm only HALF a Ginger thank you very much so I still have at least HALF a soul
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.Good attitude. I also know someone used to be here that had this happen - two kids not his. He was a good Christian and just all around great person, who had no clue or suspicion for years. He found out during divorce procedures, when he was about to bankroll everything including a second mortgage for legal fees to get custody of them when he was advised by a "friend" to check paternity. Neither his.
Hint:Yes luckily I trust my wife
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Trust your fiance/wife before you trust any advice you see here............
Congrats!! Having kids is great but not nearly as great as having grandkids.
You need to go to the man plumber ASAP. You are lucky to have two boys already. I had two girls and a boy. The girls are way tougher on dad than boys are.I’ll be the first to mention sleep, but not what people usually say. As the father of two monstrous toddler boys with another crotch goblin on the way I should have a little cred in this dept. STOP sleeping right now. Don’t try to save up any sleep credits, Mother Nature doesn’t give a fuck how many you have saved. She just chuckles and snatches all of them the first weekend you’re home. Get used to surviving on less than the absolute minimum. In fact, a good strategy would be to check what the Geneva convention determines as cruel and unusual punishment and, ehhhh, quarter it. That’ll be a good start.
Congratulations, welcome to fatherhood. It’s awesome but good luck
When my wife and I made the decision to stop being careful she also said, explicitly, that after our next son is born she will make the appt for me. So I’m pretty sure this is definitely the last one.You need to go to the man plumber ASAP. You are lucky to have two boys already. I had two girls and a boy. The girls are way tougher on dad than boys are.
You are also correct about the sleep thing. Anytime you get a chance to close your eyes take advantage. It won't get any better for years to come, however it does end way too quickly, then they don't want anything to do with you.
I would be glad to come over and teach your sons some of the cool bad uncle tricks like putting mayonnaise in squirt guns.
You are in for a fun ride. They will be the best of friends and the worst of enemies. I learned how to fix sheetrock and hang doors due to the battle damage between myself and my step brother. The good thing is boys grow out of the PIA teenage attitude a long time before girls do. Girls start being a problem around 12 and don't become civil human beings again until around 25.
Order a lot of gun parts do ya? Wife only works and never goes anywhere eh? How well do you know your UPS guy?
There is no such thing as "half" a gingah.3-4 weeks along
I'm only HALF a Ginger thank you very much so I still have at least HALF a soul
Oh yeah? Tell that to this ugly m'fr.There is no such thing as "half" a gingah.
I started finding out about best friends/worst enemies when my currently youngest started walking(about 1.5 yrs ago now). I knew it would happen, I was just a little surprised it started as quickly as it did. They both go to daycare together so they’ve never been apart for more than a few hours in that 1.5 yrs. They are joined at the hip and will laugh about something dumb together, start fighting and screaming(bane of my existence and gives me a fucking migraine instantly), and then start laughing and hugging about something completely different within the span of 15 seconds(literally, I’ve timed this before).
There is no such thing as "half" a gingah.
Congratulations, you’re having a kidney bean!
