Still Captain America but just -- Woke

[accurate obsession]

Cancel culture taketh and giveith, hence the new "woke" friend for Captain America. Teen Gay America, he can't be a captain, maybe he's a lieutenant.

Marvel Reveals First Gay Teen Captain America

The new character, Aaron Fischer, represents the first LGBTQ character to pick up Cap's shield in the comic's 80-year history.

www.hollywoodreporter.com

 

[fdkay]

Sgt. Slobber?

 

[MtnCreek]

AIDS is his kyptonite.

 

[Son of Dorn]

So wait, this character isn't really even Captain America? Just adopted the general appearance and title to protect runaway kids or something?

Not sure if that's stolen valor or identity theft...

Either way, he's not actually Captain America, so this doesn't count as "the first gay Cap" AFAIC unless he actually gets tapped as Rogers' successor.

 

[uffduh]

throw him in the brig for impersonating an officer

 

[fdkay]

So wait, this character isn't really even Captain America? Just adopted the general appearance and title to protect runaway kids or something?

Not sure if that's stolen valor or identity theft...

Either way, he's not actually Captain America, so this doesn't count as "the first gay Cap" AFAIC unless he actually gets tapped as Rogers' successor.

You said "tapped". Ha ha

 

[Son of Dorn]

You said "tapped". Ha ha

Cap's ass is America's ass.

 

[accurate obsession]

You said "tapped". Ha ha

Sounds like a micro-aggression .... but then that sounds like a "size" joke, just can't win.

 

[Rthur]

What's his superpower?
Gargling the gourd while giving two handies?

R

 

[Mwalex]

Captain Knob Gobbler

 

[Seed tick]

FUBAR!

 

[KYAggie]

Those antifa pukes living in their mother‘s basements with their morals and sense of belonging based solely in their feelings and emotions will love this. Give this lunacy another 10 years and people will be marrying their pets......Didn’t Rome’s culture decline into debauchery near the end?? How did that work out for them? My guess is these kids know almost nothing of ancient history. Down the slippery slope we go, so glad I’m over 50 and more likely to not see the bottom.

 

[vh20]

Um...that's Billy Joe Armstrong.

 

[Keel Haul]

Love the backwards flag on the arm and the red star on the neck. Really meshes well together.

 

[kcbird]

I don't think this is the first gay Captain America.

Look up Chris Evans "Captain America"