Maggie’s Suicide Prevention

[Kinsman]

I was feeling really low yesterday, so I called the Suicide Prevention hot line.
It had been outsourced to Pakistan.
I explained that I was having thoughts of killing myself.
The guy got all excited and asked me if I could drive a truck....

 

[sixpack340]

Re: Suicide Prevention

if you scroll down about six topics youll see this has already been used. still funny though

 

[Kinsman]

Re: Suicide Prevention

Maybe that's where I saw it.....DOH!