A really rich old guy recently lost his wife. He thinks that he may not have much time himself and decides that before he dies he wants to have one good week of sex before he keels himself. He's a little senile and by mistake arranges for three hookers to come over all in the same night. His original plan was to have one every other night so he has time to recover and charge the old batteries.
After it hits him that he has three hookers less than half his age heading his way this Saturday night he also realizes he aint had a stiffy in about 15 years. So he goes to his doctor, tells him the dilema and asks if he can get "some of that new super viagra." The doctor flat out refuses and will not budge...he tells the old man "it will kill you for certain." The old guy says "aw, come on doc at least I'll die happy." But the doctor still says "no, cant do it."
The old man leaves pissed off and thinks to himself this is America, I can have anything I want all's it takes is money and I got plenty. So to the pharmacist he goes and tells him the story. "Nope, no way without a prescription." The old guy shows him 5 hundred dollar bills and says "here's my prescription." So the pharmacist tells him it will be dangerous because of his age, "this new super viagra will make your dick stand up and bark at the moon...I mean it is powerful stuff for an old guy like you. But the man insist and the pharmacist gives him a single tablet and says" let me know on Monday how you make out old timer."
Sure enough, Monday morning the old cat is barely able to walk. He comes in the pharmacy still in his bathrobe lookin' like death warmed over. The pharmacist says "dont look like you made out too well!!" He opens his robe and shows a shredded cock that looks like it was run thru a meat grinder...not much left of it but a bloody pulp. "Look what ta hell you done to me you son of a bitch!!!" Goddamn says the pharmacist, what in the hell happened to you??? "Nevermind" says the old man in pain, "just gimme a tube of that BenGay." "You cant put BenGay on that!!!" says the pharmacist. "No you idiot the BenGay is for my arm...them goddamn women never showed up!!!"
After it hits him that he has three hookers less than half his age heading his way this Saturday night he also realizes he aint had a stiffy in about 15 years. So he goes to his doctor, tells him the dilema and asks if he can get "some of that new super viagra." The doctor flat out refuses and will not budge...he tells the old man "it will kill you for certain." The old guy says "aw, come on doc at least I'll die happy." But the doctor still says "no, cant do it."
The old man leaves pissed off and thinks to himself this is America, I can have anything I want all's it takes is money and I got plenty. So to the pharmacist he goes and tells him the story. "Nope, no way without a prescription." The old guy shows him 5 hundred dollar bills and says "here's my prescription." So the pharmacist tells him it will be dangerous because of his age, "this new super viagra will make your dick stand up and bark at the moon...I mean it is powerful stuff for an old guy like you. But the man insist and the pharmacist gives him a single tablet and says" let me know on Monday how you make out old timer."
Sure enough, Monday morning the old cat is barely able to walk. He comes in the pharmacy still in his bathrobe lookin' like death warmed over. The pharmacist says "dont look like you made out too well!!" He opens his robe and shows a shredded cock that looks like it was run thru a meat grinder...not much left of it but a bloody pulp. "Look what ta hell you done to me you son of a bitch!!!" Goddamn says the pharmacist, what in the hell happened to you??? "Nevermind" says the old man in pain, "just gimme a tube of that BenGay." "You cant put BenGay on that!!!" says the pharmacist. "No you idiot the BenGay is for my arm...them goddamn women never showed up!!!"
