Taliban Gun Safety Course Graduate
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If you knew how many shot up hands and fingers come through an ER in the US for just that……
“I was cleanin it!” Is oft exclaimed.
that made me laugh, which I needed today.
“I was cleanin it!” Is oft exclaimed.
that made me laugh, which I needed today.
Had that happen at work one day. Call came out as a gunshot victim with no context. Me and another guy were right around the corner, so we were going through the door less than 30 seconds later with no better info from dispatch. We found a dad and his pre-teen son both leaning over the sink holding towels on their arms. We asked who shot them while starting to clear the rest of the house, and the dad replied, “Me, I’m retarded.”
Story was they went shooting earlier in the day. Got home and sat down on the couch to watch TV and clean the guns. Dad pulled the mag out of a handgun, didn’t clear the chamber, and pulled the trigger to disassemble the slide. Shot himself through the hand. Since his son was sitting on his left (holding the gun right handed, pointed to his left), the bullet also entered/exited the son’s right forearm, tore through his jeans, and literally bounced off his left thigh. I processed the scene and found the bloody bullet on the floor behind the couch.
Edit: no, he ran the slide back, but forgot to pull the magazine. Takedown lever up, slide forward (loaded a new round he didn’t realize), pulled trigger to disassemble slide.
Story was they went shooting earlier in the day. Got home and sat down on the couch to watch TV and clean the guns. Dad pulled the mag out of a handgun, didn’t clear the chamber, and pulled the trigger to disassemble the slide. Shot himself through the hand. Since his son was sitting on his left (holding the gun right handed, pointed to his left), the bullet also entered/exited the son’s right forearm, tore through his jeans, and literally bounced off his left thigh. I processed the scene and found the bloody bullet on the floor behind the couch.
Edit: no, he ran the slide back, but forgot to pull the magazine. Takedown lever up, slide forward (loaded a new round he didn’t realize), pulled trigger to disassemble slide.
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Hell, I seen one at a local range when I live in Ohio. Dude shot a hole clean through his palm. Bleeding like a stuck pig, he walked out to the counter, opened the fridge, and said “ I really need a fucking mt dew.” Then he sat down and almost blacked out. Pretty interesting afternoon
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All men are not created equal. Only time I ever blacked out was when I got in a fight with a c130 at 1,000 feet agl. Thems some tough sumbitches.I hate mtn dew, but might look for a beer.
Almost Blacked out from that?
gonna be some surprised folks about pain when stuff gets tough.
I got the big nausea wave a couple times with broken bones, but never blacked out.
I have seen some funny stuff from minor injuries over the years.
Minor lacerations, non displaced fx of finger or toes,
then some badasses.
Gal with a nasty femur fx asked if she would go base jumping again and she smiled and said “hell yes” its such a rush.
Minor lacerations, non displaced fx of finger or toes,
then some badasses.
Gal with a nasty femur fx asked if she would go base jumping again and she smiled and said “hell yes” its such a rush.
I'm trying to find the clip of the dude who looks down the barrel of his AK that's "malfunctioning", and takes one through the forehead.
I like how whoever is taking the video just calmly zooms in on the hand.
Edit: I guess people in that part of the world have seen worse. Oh look, Rakeem shot himself in the hand, is there any falafel left?
Edit: I guess people in that part of the world have seen worse. Oh look, Rakeem shot himself in the hand, is there any falafel left?
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He's also f'd because of the high pressure nasty gasses that likely went into his hand.
Huh?
seen a lot of GSWs. Many like this.
never had issues with ”high pressure nasty gases”
seen a lot of GSWs. Many like this.
never had issues with ”high pressure nasty gases”
A Taliban marriage isn't declared official unless some turd accidently shoots someone, in this case himself.Leakedreality.com
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Ill bet he was an opium farmer high on his own product, He seemed to show no pain. WTF?Leakedreality.com
A really strange video.
His brain hadn't really processed what had happened. He knew he fucked up but the full impact hadn't sunk in and the pain hadn't hit. You can see his hand start shaking at the end of the video when he finally figures out that parts of his hand, usually on the inside are now poking out.
I watched a dude cut off his foot with pallet jack used to unload rail cars. He was totally calm and politely asked for orange juice while the rest of us scrambled like chickens with their heads cut off to get him an ambulance. Wild.
This guys reaction was pretty badass though. He didn't even get off the couch... just sat there wiggling his limp middle finger without a peep. Dumbass...
Stupidity is like a super power to the stupid.
And these were the dudes we fought against for 20 years , I guess we were instructed to stand down for 20 years so people could make money. How does it go do not fire until fired upon....Leakedreality.com
If you live in a desert environment then water is at a premium, at times not available. So you eat with your right hand and wipe your ass with the left and save the water for drinking instead of washing. Its not really poor hygiene its for sanitary reasons and to keep from getting septic from contaminating your food with shit.
In other words, if you were stuck in the desert with a quart of water and a bag of figs and took a shit, would you was or drink?
And just like that, a new gang sign was born...The chicken ally dancing boys had a new leader and an initiation rite in seconds.
I'll be on the Gun Safety MTT but the GRADEX has to be "student candidate will take one 45ACP round to head, fired from no more than 1 yard away. If he survives, he's promoted and the instructor is fired. Seems motivational. Should takes us about 90 days. Who's in?
I'll be on the Gun Safety MTT but the GRADEX has to be "student candidate will take one 45ACP round to head, fired from no more than 1 yard away. If he survives, he's promoted and the instructor is fired. Seems motivational. Should takes us about 90 days. Who's in?
FIFYDamn. Homeboy took it like A CHAMP. His GOAT gonna miss that middle finger tho.
I don't know but I damn sure wouldn't wipe my ass with my hand. Fucking monkeys.
