Thanks Squirrel Mafia

[Lowlight]

Thanks for my Fruit Cake

Made me chuckle,

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Damn, a fruit cake from a fruit cake....

 

[Threadcutter308]

Wuz one of 'em shaped like a skwerl ?

 

[1J04]

Imagine that.

Crazy Bastards!

Congrats Frank and Happy Turkey Day!

 

[powdahound76]

Who?

What??

None of this sounds familiar.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[abn31c]

Mmmm,......fruit cake.....
You can never have enough...

 

[Sieg]

Squirrel Mafia Doxing begins on...... ?

 

[Fig]

 

[FS1]

Oh so maligned and never uplifting
It was defined by it’s constant re-gifting
It felt so pathetic like a big bellyache
It’s not copacetic to be a Fruitcake


Happy Turkeyday

 

[Lowlight]

I am sure you guys will giggle for weeks,

when the pile gets tall enough I will feed you ammunition

 

[powdahound76]

How many till the pile is taller than Frank???

 

[Jscb1b]

How many till the pile is taller than Frank???

2.

 

[Sieg]

For those wanting to donate to the cause......
Claxton Old Fashioned Fruit Cake, 3 pounds: Amazon.com: Grocery & Gourmet Food

 

[168BTHPM]

For those wanting to donate to the cause......
Claxton Old Fashioned Fruit Cake, 3 pounds: Amazon.com: Grocery & Gourmet Food

Holy cow! A 3 pounder, better not drop it on your toes.

 

[Sieg]

Holy cow! A 3 pounder, better not drop it on your toes.

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[168BTHPM]

I am sure you guys will giggle for weeks,

when the pile gets tall enough I will feed you ammunition

The bright side is, fruitcake goes down pretty well with a warm glass of rum on a cold Colorado night. Usually the second and third go down better than the first.

 

[Ric O'shay]

Be sure to give Ban Cat a nibble.

 

[Fig]

Who can eat three fruitcakes at one sitting? That’s some next level shit!

 

[2ndamendfan]

Who can eat three fruitcakes at one sitting? That’s some next level shit!

won't shit for weeks if you do that.

 

[Bender]

 

[Snipe260]

 

[OldSalty2]

I might feed a small piece to an actual squirrel...you know...just to check...uh...to see if its any good...



Jk, hope you and yours have a blessed holiday!

 

[168BTHPM]

Who can eat three fruitcakes at one sitting? That’s some next level shit!

How could anyone choke down a whole fruitcake with only one glass of rum?

 

[Maggot]

Id say happy Thanksgiving, but Id get accused of kissing your ass by...


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DarnYankeeUSMC
Woooo Whooooo!!!!!!!

Ah what the hell,

have a great one.

 

[1J04]

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[Threadcutter308]

I am sure you guys will giggle for weeks,

when the pile gets tall enough I will feed you ammunition

Catcher's mit on......Throw 'em a heater Ricky.......

 

[Threadcutter308]

The bright side is, fruitcake goes down pretty well with a warm glass of rum on a cold Colorado night. Usually the second and third go down better than the first.

Any of you reprobates ever eat that shit with slabs of cold butter smeared into it ? Maybe nuke it ?

It ain't all that bad. Throw in a tall glass of cold milk and......ohhh shit.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

So....was the ranging shot good or? Coordinates good?
Lil help people.

Oh shit!
This isn't the Squirrel Shack?

 

[Nik H]

The bright side is, fruitcake goes down pretty well with a warm glass of rum on a cold Colorado night. Usually the second and third go down better than the first.

or the fourth or fifth??

 

[TheGerman]

Can someone explain to me as to WTF is going on?

 

[Jscb1b]

Can someone explain to me as to WTF is going on?

Don't worry, I didn't get picked either!

 

[W54/XM-388]

Can someone explain to me as to WTF is going on?

If you were to check in from time to time with a couple of the secret clubs you are a part of you'd know.....

 

[TheGerman]

If you were to check in from time to time with a couple of the secret clubs you are a part of you'd know.....

There's too many secret clubs I'm part of. It all runs together!

 

[Jscb1b]

Shit, that means I didn't get picked. Just like high school sports.

 

[Steel head]

Damn, a fruit cake from a fruit cake....

Or made from squirrel fruits?

 

[VA-Varminter]

Let it ferment before eating.

 

[Moe Ron]

Couldn’t you use a fruitcake as a rear bag?

 

[LeftyJason]

Are you sure they're not reactive targets? Or backstops? Guess it matters based on consistency.

 

[VA-Varminter]

 

[Brent B]

Has anyone tried a ballistic fruitcake experiment? Depth of penetration compared to gelatin ? Slow motion videos please.

 

[tomcatmv]

There's too many secret clubs I'm part of. It all runs together!

C'mon man! German, doncha know about a certain member in SW Washington who has a newly constructed secret skwerl headquarters bunker that unfortunately is not heated by propane?

 

[1J04]

C'mon man! German, doncha know about a certain member in SW Washington who has a newly constructed secret skwerl headquarters bunker that unfortunately is not heated by propane?

That's Cray Cray!

 

[FS1]

I heard AJ was the FO on this fire mission. Maybe just a rumor.

 

[tomcatmv]

Being a former resident of the Communist state of WA, I still have some covert contacts there who are saying they are seeing a rapidly increasing amount of skwerl invasions emanating from somewhere around Gray's Harbor. Just a warning Lowlight, better watch your six. A skwerl delivered fruitcake could be loaded with Covid, anthrax or even worse, the dreaded Ex Lax!!!

 

[Sgt47]

 

[Lowlight]

You all made the Thanksgiving 2 Hour Special

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[Rthur]

Is this still available?

R

 

[MarinePMI]

Just gonna slowly, slide this out there...

 

[1J04]

You all made the Thanksgiving 2 Hour Special

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The Everyday Sniper Podcast: 2 Hour Thanksgiving Special Welcome to the Everyday Sniper's Holiday Extravaganza! By popular demand, we have a 2-hour episode with Mike Menchaca. Yes, Mike is back and on the Everyday Sniper Podcast. Stories, jokes, a little drinking before the holiday, it's all...

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Whomever "They" are. That is absolutely hilarious you brought this up in the podcast!

Skwerl Mafia Forever!