The Alfredo Was the Only Chicken on the Menu

[Veer_G]

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Priceless.

http://www.cleveland19.com/story/37...tried-to-trade-chicken-alfredo-sprite-for-sex

 

[Mike Casselton]

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Priceless.

http://www.cleveland19.com/story/370...sprite-for-sex

Veer,
are you absolutely sure it's not Jonah Hill?
You know how those mug shots can make a person look puffy.

 

[1J04]

Priceless.

 

[QuickNDirty]

Wonder whose idea the chicken alfredo was.

Good God, what the fuck is wrong with these people?

 

[oneshot86]

yea, what a great guy, he is going to bring the chicken a and the lube

 

[Veer_G]

yea, what a great guy, he is going to bring the chicken a and the lube

He is the chicken, and there ain't much lube. Pray for butter, pedo bitch.

 

[1J04]

Yet another bad thinker acts out on his 'urge'. I find myself once more looking at his photo op and seeing 1000's of questions, wanting to continuously move (get kited out) from cell to cell because 'it's just not working for me in this one', and just overall high maintenance. I guarantee you he'll be served a tray 3 times a day, but he ain't gonna be stuffing that purty mouth with all them vittles. Believe that.

Fucking Mouth Breather.

 

[oneshot86]

so you are saying their food aint gourmet, oh what the H

 

[W54/XM-388]

Apparently he forgot the first rule of role playing on the internet:

The men are men
The women are men
The children are FBI agents

 

[1J04]

so you are saying their food aint gourmet, oh what the H

The food is far from gourmet fo sho. But what I'm saying is that Boy ain't gonna be enjoying the whole tray, ever. People will grab whatever they want off his tray before he gets a chance to chow down. It's a helluva weight loss program and tends to lead to greater issues.

 

[1J04]

Apparently he forgot the first rule of role playing on the internet:

The men are men
The women are men
The children are FBI agents

That's what's called a "No Shitter" right there. Epic fail on Jimmy's part.

 

[oneshot86]

The food is far from gourmet fo sho. But what I'm saying is that Boy ain't gonna be enjoying the whole tray, ever. People will grab whatever they want off his tray before he gets a chance to chow down. It's a helluva weight loss program and tends to lead to greater issues.

sounds dandy to me, fuck that fuck

 

[fdkay]

ASSStro-glide

 

[Rthur]

Slim to win is about to find out what it's like to be on the receiving end of this game.
Another happy ending Christmas story.

R

 

[Veer_G]

Discussed among the Freepers: http://209.157.64.200/focus/f-chat/3...ts?q=1&;page=1

Someone in there actually quibbles about the fact that this shit thought he was getting a 15 year old, as if it were almost defensible at that age in OH.

Love chunks in happier times. I think he bought a key chain that day:

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