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sirhrmechanic

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So spent another day today at the Royal Armouries at Leeds. Yesterday did the tourist thing and I have to say that it's not only the finest museum of its type in the world, it is one of the finest museums of ANY type! The collection is amazing, it's largely bereft of Politically Correct B.S. (though has the 'peace room' which I think was a concession to the turd-stabbers.... and is about the size of a broom closet!

I'll post some pictures, perhaps after dinner.

Today, however, was the real purpose of the trip to Leeds, which is to research a carriage that I am going to try and reproduce. To visit that Vickers carriage, it meant a trip into their firearms vault, hidden under, well, stuff. Very serious non-disclosures, so no pictures even of the street it is on. But it's right out of James Bond. Ex-Forces guy greets you at the museum entrance... and you head off museum grounds and walk through a bunch of streets to an unmarked steel door in a wall. Three more steel doors in walls later, you're getting wanded and ID-Checked... and then it's through another steel door. And into a room full of every gun in the British Inventory since the 1600's! Most of them brand-new. Many of them patterns, sporting Royal wax seals and everything. Right up to AAA-sized pieces. Prototypes. Captured weapons. Guns that don't exist. Guns that never existed.

I've seen some of the NRA vaults. The FBI reference collection at Quantico. The 'back rooms' belonging to several amazing U.S. collectors. And nothing compares to this. It's utterly amazing.

And to think that due to a lack of interest and funding... in the 1990's it ALMOST all got taken out into the North Sea and dumped. Fortunately, the Royal Family stepped in and funded the collection being moved to the Royal Armouries. Where it is a reference for the whole world. God save the Queen! I'll be toasting her tonite for sure!

I will admit, too, that it was fun to go through the collection with my host/guide and be able to say to him. Yup, I've got one of those. And one of those. A PIAT? Yup, got one of those. And that. And those. Unfortunately, they get to curate them, not shoot them. So I got to talk to him more about how they handled in many cases... Perhaps we need to to start a Go-Fund-Me page to fly the curators over to the USA to show them what the Second Amendment is for!

Tomorrow the bike trip starts in earnest. Off the M Roads and onto the two lane tracks through Yorkshire and Scotland.

Cheers,

Sirhr

 
So, where's Waldo now?




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That's awesome , well deserved too with your dedication to history .
Thanks for your travel reports , always informative and entertaining .
Keep the Bavarian Banger shiny side up and hope the weather smiles
on you .
 
Some pictures from the Royal Armouries....

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The tower. Five stories of armaments... more pictures below!

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How cool is this... Flintlock turns into a Grenade launcher/mortar!

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The Real Deal... Molon Labe, motherf&*%ers!

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More tower details. Awesome!


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This may be my favorite thing in the museum! Reactive target fit for a kng. Hit the center bullseye and the three Mortars shoot off fireworks celebrating your hit! Stupid simple to make. Would be a blast! Literally. So much cooler than Tannerite.
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The Lion Armour.... an amazing bit of craftsmanship. All hammered and inlaid gold. Noone knows where it came from, but it has showed up in paintings with nobles wearing it.... for 1000 years. Incredible bit of history.

The story of the battle of Agincourt was, as I mentioned, amazing. One detail I forgot to mention was that 14 French Squires all pledged that they would kill the English King or die trying. They all got close to the King. And he Killed all 14 of them in single combat. That was back when a king had some giant cojones... and got to be the King because he was the baddest motherfu$^%r in the Valley. Today they get Aston Martins and have big ears.

On the weekend, the Edinburgh War museum. That is supposed to be fantastic, too. But the Royal Armouries are in a league of their own. Amazing!

Waldo Actual, out!

Cheers,

Sirhr

 
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About a year ago, I got off the Bernina Express train in Tirano, Italy. While waiting for my wife (in the loo...) I struck up a conversation with a friendly Carabinieri, working the train station. We chatted, he could tell I was a Yank and asked me if I was from Texas......... I explained to him that I lived in the greater Seattle are. He then asked if I had ever been to California. I said yes, my job takes me there regularly. He said he was saving up his money to take a vacation in California. I told him he lived in one of the most remarkably beautiful parts of the world and asked why he would want to leave and go to California, of all places he had to choose from. He remarked that he had never been to Hollywood........
 
Nice, fucking really nice... You probably walked by some of my ancestor's arms and armor (or will in Edinburgh for sure). That's one VERY nice museum, that tower is just the shit. So jealous, I love fucking museums. If you get a chance to go to Amsterdam, check out the Historich Museum and of course the Riechsmuseum.

When you get back, if you haven't been, Ft. Benning has the Infantry Museum which should be seen by all going through there. Original polished brass gatlings, the first ones, and nuclear mortars, both sizes. Also all the OICW weapons that never saw the light of day plus many rifles that failed against the M4, including the "GI Joe" rifle that came with the toys in the 80's, yep, that was a real rifle.

Can't say any of these touch what you just saw though.

Russia is supposed to have some awesome weapons museums too. Hastings NE has or had one of the nicest and most complete US arms display I've ever seen, Hornady maybe?

Thanks for those pictures, but you owe us much more now...
 
Here's a few more for Stryker

I have not been to the Benning museum, but it's on my list. So is the new SF museum. I went to the old one at Bragg many times. I hear the new one is spectacular. And the new USArmy museum is opening soon in DC.

And The Hermitage in Russia is supposed to be spectacular. But not been to St. Petersburg to see it. Also on my list. Maybe when Vlad dies and Russia gets back on track.

Here's some more....

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This bronze cannon stands about 8 feet tall! Magnificent!

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The tower again. Pardon my arm in the picture. Trying to block out sunlight and did not crop the picture yet.

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C'est vrai! N'est pas?

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One of hundreds of suits of armor. How many PhD dissertations are yet to be written about these pieces? Amazing the metalworking skills!

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Before Q-branch made Bond carry a Walther, this was his preferred arm of choice!

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One of my favorite pieces in the whole collection. A miniature (working) air gun. This is similar to the one that Lewis and Clarke would have carried. Also used on some battlefields in Europe as a snipers weapon, with deadly efficiency. No matches to get wet... and no telltale powder smoke. Air guns were outlawed as 'unsporting' by some European Countries because they could be used against troops with efficiency and impunity. Remember that ROE's are for losers comment I made earlier.... yeah, I am sticking with it.

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A 1-bore Paradox gun. I think it was intended as a joke. It could never be practical in the field as a sporting arm. Amazing showcase for builder, though!

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Plasma rifle in the 40 Megawatt range. Shit, sorry, I was not supposed to post that. Just forget you saw it.

Anyhoo.....

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Gatlings, anyone?

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I think this is a Nordenfeldt gun. Seems like it would be easy enough to build a working replica. Also called Bridge Guns or Volley Guns.

That ought to keep Stryker busy for a while...

Cheers,

Sirhr