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The Last James Bond

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How much homosexuality was required to make this movie?

I was forced to watch the Downton Abbey movie because it was not my turn to pick. Homos, homos everywhere. At least 20% of the screen time was dedicated to poofters kissing and pawing at on another as required by law. Nothing on earth to do with the plot or story, just deviants doing what they do.

I'm not paying money to go to a movie theatre and watch rump humpers getting it on, in lieu of an actual story, plot or action.
 
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How much homosexuality was required to make this movie?

I was forced to watch the Downton Abbey movie because it was not my turn to pick. Homos, homos everywhere. At least 20% of the screen time was dedicated to poofters kissing and pawing at on another as required by law. Nothing on earth to do with the plot or story, just deviants doing what they do.

I'm not paying money to go to a movie theatre and watch rump humpers getting it on, in lieu of an actual story, plot or action.
Every movie! Gay makes up 2-5% of society, and is in 100% of movies, series, etc. I just gave up on TV.
 
I personally won’t watch this dreck of a movie. Outside of Casino Royale, all of Daniel Craigs movies have been shit. He never looked like he enjoyed playing the character and most of the fun/escapism of the James Bond franchise has been lost with him at the helm. Connery is and will always be the best James Bond. Bond is dead and 60 years of movie history ended with him. RIP
 
I personally won’t watch this dreck of a movie. Outside of Casino Royale, all of Daniel Craigs movies have been shit. He never looked like he enjoyed playing the character and most of the fun/escapism of the James Bond franchise has been lost with him at the helm. Connery is and will always be the best James Bond. Bond is dead and 60 years of movie history ended with him. RIP
Connery was the best. I actually liked pierce brosnan. But mr. bean would be better than Craig. The next bond will be black and gay. I guarantee it.
 
Connery was the best. I actually liked pierce brosnan. But mr. bean would be better than Craig. The next bond will be black and gay. I guarantee it.
I like the other Bonds, ie Brosnan, Lasenby, Moore and Dalton. They all have their strengths and weaknesses but I would rate all of them better than Craig. If Craig had just done Casino Royale then he would have been great. But his movies got progressively worse as they went along. Connery as James Bond was just perfection IMO.
 
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Dalton always looked like someone nearby had shit their pants and he was trying not to make a face
See I feel like that’s Daniel Craig. He always has a sour look on his face. I liked Daltons take on James Bond. He still had fun little quips and acted like he took the role seriously while still managing to have some fun. Craig just looks miserable all the time.
 
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See I feel like that’s Daniel Craig. He always has a sour look on his face. I liked Daltons take on James Bond. He still had fun little quips and acted like he took the role seriously while still managing to have some fun. Craig just looks miserable all the time.
I just want the womanizing bad ass back
 
See I feel like that’s Daniel Craig. He always has a sour look on his face. I liked Daltons take on James Bond. He still had fun little quips and acted like he took the role seriously while still managing to have some fun. Craig just looks miserable all the time.
And characters with names like Pussy Galore
 
Yeah, Connery was the best. Roger Moore wasn't too bad. I never watched any of the other films until Craig took over. He does look like the typical tortured soul with nothing left to lose and zero sense of humor. Some characters are supposed to be that way, like Punisher, but not Bond.

How about Ryan Reynolds for the next Bond? 🤣🤣🤣
 
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Yeah, Connery was the best. Roger Moore wasn't too bad. I never watched any of the other films until Craig took over. He does look like the typical tortured soul with nothing left to lose and zero sense of humor. Some characters are supposed to be that way, like Punisher, but not Bond.

How about Ryan Reynolds for the next Bond? 🤣🤣🤣
With a little van wylder swagger
 
I liked it thought it was a nice round out for Daniel Craig

To me he is the best and will be the last Bond forever..
my father...Sean Connery....strongly disagrees

the thing about craig..if you watch his movies, and remove any mention of "james bond"....you dont know you are watching a james bond movie....there are no zany villain's, no diabolical plots being hatched from volcano lairs, no real gadgets to speak of.......they honestly feel like Jason Bourne films.

there is also no overly blatant hedonism and womanizing....no grabbing womens asses....no smoking....dude is kind of a wet blanket.

frankly i rate Craig as a step below pierce brosnan.
 
So ok here's a thing for you guys

Yes I consider Casino his best, unfortunately the writers went on strike right as they were trying to finalize Quantum, After that they did get better Not to Casino's level to me Maybe Skyfall was but Spectre was decent as was No time to die. If you watched them all there was womanizing in them it just was not as obvious as it used to be, thank the woke nation for that. That was not Craig's fault. Also the whole time it followed Spectre and the story developed the whole time.

Jason Bourne ish maybe a little but more of a real time feel to the whole story than Roger Moore to me he was a clown with a brit accent
 
Yeah, Connery was the best. Roger Moore wasn't too bad. I never watched any of the other films until Craig took over. He does look like the typical tortured soul with nothing left to lose and zero sense of humor. Some characters are supposed to be that way, like Punisher, but not Bond.

How about Ryan Reynolds for the next Bond? 🤣🤣🤣

OMG, I would pay good money to see that.

Deadpool crossed with the old Bond, James Bond.

A little bit like the Hitman's bodyguard
 
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So ok here's a thing for you guys

Yes I consider Casino his best, unfortunately the writers went on strike right as they were trying to finalize Quantum, After that they did get better Not to Casino's level to me Maybe Skyfall was but Spectre was decent as was No time to die. If you watched them all there was womanizing in them it just was not as obvious as it used to be, thank the woke nation for that. That was not Craig's fault. Also the whole time it followed Spectre and the story developed the whole time.

Jason Bourne ish maybe a little but more of a real time feel to the whole story than Roger Moore to me he was a clown with a brit accent
Casino Royale is quite good, Quantum was bad, Skyfall was dreadful (yes bond went Home Alone..and even failed as an agent), Spectre made a mess out of Bonds most iconic villain and organization. No Time to Die destroys said organization, making Bond a dad, and killing him in the end. Bond has always played fast and lose with continuity but there has always been callbacks to the audience to let everyone know that this was the same character. But alas this portrayal/betrayal of Bond has him getting killed. This spits in the face of a character that has endured for 60 years. Sure Craig’s was kind of a soft reboot but are we suppose to have a reboot every time a new Bond enters the screen? WTF is that? Craig helmed this series to a new low and has effectively deep sixed the character for the sake of the modern audience. Gone is the escapism, the fun, the humor, the womanizing, and the general badassery that was James Bond.
 
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I liked it thought it was a nice round out for Daniel Craig

To me he is the best and will be the last Bond forever..
Last one, forever? Seriously? They’ve said there will be no more?
Connery was the best. I actually liked pierce brosnan. But mr. bean would be better than Craig. The next bond will be black and gay. I guarantee it.
I think Craig sucks as Bond! I never liked any of them with him in it. Now I loved Brosnan as Bond and imo he was the best James Bond!
 
Fear not, they can do prequels and alternate universe &etc for eternity as long as it pays at the box office. They’re getting woke but they ain’t broke, yet. I’m looking forward to the blue furry Bond Avatar, or Bond Hobbit. Bring it bitches!
 
When I was a kid the I loved the Roger Moore bonds. Now they are unwatchable. They are more slapstick comedy than anything else. Casino Royale was to me the best Bond movie ever. the action was great, the story was great, the villain was great. Quantum was horrific, pretty much unwatchable. Skyfall was really bad. Have not watched the rest and will not watch the new one. Did not know Craig is anti gun. These anti gun actors that don't mind guns when they are making a buck are real assholes. So I guess Craig is in the same boat as De Niro now.
 
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When I was a kid the I loved the Roger Moore bonds. Now they are unwatchable. They are more slapstick comedy than anything else. Casino Royale was to me the best Bond movie ever. the action was great, the story was great, the villain was great. Quantum was horrific, pretty much unwatchable. Skyfall was really bad. Have not watched the rest and will not watch the new one. Did not know Craig is anti gun. These anti gun actors that don't mind guns when they are making a buck are real assholes. So I guess Craig is in the same boat as De Niro now.
And Liam neeson
 
I'd pay $2 at redbox, which appears might never happen. Definitely not worth $4 on YouTube or Amazon. The days of "going to the movies" are long gone. Priced themselves out of the market.
 
Connery was the best. I actually liked pierce brosnan. But mr. bean would be better than Craig. The next bond will be black and gay. I guarantee it.
Connery was the best!

BUT.....

Nope, the next James Bond is portrayed as a womanizing pig who raped women, and a black female James Bond replacement is installed and there to sort him out. So it's actually worse than you think.

It's all clown world insane, and all Hollywood wants to do is destroy the archetypical heroes that helped to build western civilization. And they wonder why their profits have tanked. Fuck them all and their gender neutral constructs, homosexuality, and white male hero bashing. This is the great unraveling of all that is good, or even entertaining for that matter.

Take this from a guy who worked in Hollywood for fifteen years, and loved the movies more than almost anyone.
 
I personally won’t watch this dreck of a movie. Outside of Casino Royale, all of Daniel Craigs movies have been shit. He never looked like he enjoyed playing the character and most of the fun/escapism of the James Bond franchise has been lost with him at the helm. Connery is and will always be the best James Bond. Bond is dead and 60 years of movie history ended with him. RIP
I recently started to like him, i dislikes his styles when it came to action and spy stuff, He is definitely not the best bond.
I hear the next bond will be a black lady.
waiting for Tom Cruise M.I.
 
Bond movies went downhill when they started taking themselves too seriously. The whole point is crazy gadgets, villains with volcano bases and so on.

All become too generic action movie and explosions, but the protagonist sometimes wears a suit...

Moore is still the best Bond. Fight me
 
I've seen kids make some pretty respectable videos on youtube with a few grand in equipment.

Fuck Hollywood, Daniel Craig, DeNiro and the rest of those whiny little bitches. This isn't 1955 when films required expensive reel to reel equipment and massive movie sets. Most big screen actors couldn't bullshit their way out of a parking ticket either. The more homoerotic, kumbaya bullshit they push, the more market share they create for conservative newcomers.

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. We'll find our homeostasis in time. We're just in a transitional period.
 
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Connery was the best!

BUT.....

Nope, the next James Bond is portrayed as a womanizing pig who raped women, and a black female James Bond replacement is installed and there to sort him out. So it's actually worse than you think.

It's all clown world insane, and all Hollywood wants to do is destroy the archetypical heroes that helped to build western civilization. And they wonder why their profits have tanked. Fuck them all and their gender neutral constructs, homosexuality, and white male hero bashing. This is the great unraveling of all that is good, or even entertaining for that matter.

Take this from a guy who worked in Hollywood for fifteen years, and loved the movies more than almost anyone.
I know a few guys on the assorted construction/lighting crews who have been in it for decades.

They share your sentiments as well.
 
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I've seen kids make some pretty respectable videos on youtube with a few grand in equipment.

Fuck Hollywood, Daniel Craig, DeNiro and the rest of those whiny little bitches. This isn't 1955 when films required expensive reel to reel equipment and massive movie sets. Most big screen actors couldn't bullshit their way out of a parking ticket either. The more homoerotic, kumbaya bullshit they push, the more market share they create for conservative newcomers.

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. We'll find our homeostasis in time. We're just in a transitional period.
The pendulum always swings doesn't it, I hope your correct because I can't wait for this shit to die down.
 
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Turns out there is plenty of homo for everyone in the last Daniel Craig/James Bond movie. Q is for QUEER and James ruined his romantic dinner with an unseen gay lover. And the new 007 is a Lumberjack Lesbian African of some sort, because when you are trying to blend in the world of spies and international skullduggery a giant black rug muncher will go unnoticed.

I liked the movie except for about 7 minutes of it.
 
the last one with him as James Bond not the last movie they will ever make the left has to destroy everything that was fun like movies with a male hero's that get the girls while at the same time the pc crowd remake them into smut films with woman main characters only when it doesn't make money cause the movie sucks will then claim that it's not because the movie was trash but because of racist bigoted homophobic males and they could be right but it does not make the crappy movie stink any worse . till finally returning to a male hero just to repeat the process all over and over .
 
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Last one, forever? Seriously? They’ve said there will be no more?

I think Craig sucks as Bond! I never liked any of them with him in it. Now I loved Brosnan as Bond and imo he was the best James Bond!


SPOILER ALERT

"Bond" died in this movie. however 007 is just a # as he put it.

So what I see coming my own 2 cents no research just a hunch

They killed him off so they could replace him with a black female and call her 007, which to me will kill off that movie line for good.
 
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