The Most Ridiculous Article Ever

[The King]

Afghan family resettled in small Missouri town faced isolation. Now their son is dead

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — As a boy in Afghanistan, Rezwan Kohistani dreamed of being a respected doctor and helping people.

www.hastingstribune.com

So - yeah....this article pretty much says "Small Afghani Family Relocated to Town in Missouri, provided for immensely but not worshipped like princes and so a son killed himself..."

"When I came here I wasn't given a car....and nobody at the local school in a town of 12,000 spoke our language for some reason....and and and and and and and and and and and and..."

I love this one: How dare they put us in a home next to a church?

"The Kohistani’s new home sat just off the main road with a church around each corner."

WHAA, motherfuckers.

How about a whine fest? You got free fucking food and a nice house in a place that wasn't busy killing itself. Yet.

How about this one - the family raised $36,800 to move to Dallas. For free...with no cost out of their pocket. If I had $36,800 to move I think I could make it fucking work...especially with some assholes on the other side of the move handing me a free apartment, furniture, food, employment...blah blah blah.

"
Lemar Kohistani insists he will still get his family to Dallas. A GoFundMe has been set up to help the family and has raised more than $36,800 as of Wednesday evening.
An email obtained by The Star said an agency in Dallas has pledged to help secure an apartment, a few months rent, furniture, food, employment and other basic services within the area for the family."

 

[Rthur]

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[Maggot]

Its always sad when a young person offs him or her self.

I can certainly see that they would have been stressed in tthe new environment, and kids can be mean as shit in teasing,, but killing yourself is a bit extreme, better to pick up a stick and ...

Im getting ready to move crossountry. At 72. Alone.

Who wants to kick in 35K? Comeon ya'll, pony up.

 

[SniperBro]

Im getting ready to move crossountry. At 72. Alone.

Who wants to kick in 35K? Comeon ya'll, pony up.

If you were Afghani or an illegal Hispanic immigrant I would. But since you're just an old, dusty American, fuck you!

 

[Bender]

Afghan family resettled in small Missouri town faced isolation. Now their son is dead

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — As a boy in Afghanistan, Rezwan Kohistani dreamed of being a respected doctor and helping people.

www.hastingstribune.com

So - yeah....this article pretty much says "Small Afghani Family Relocated to Town in Missouri, provided for immensely but not worshipped like princes and so a son killed himself..."

"When I came here I wasn't given a car....and nobody at the local school in a town of 12,000 spoke our language for some reason....and and and and and and and and and and and and..."

I love this one: How dare they put us in a home next to a church?

"The Kohistani’s new home sat just off the main road with a church around each corner."

WHAA, motherfuckers.

How about a whine fest? You got free fucking food and a nice house in a place that wasn't busy killing itself. Yet.

How about this one - the family raised $36,800 to move to Dallas. For free...with no cost out of their pocket. If I had $36,800 to move I think I could make it fucking work...especially with some assholes on the other side of the move handing me a free apartment, furniture, food, employment...blah blah blah.

"
Lemar Kohistani insists he will still get his family to Dallas. A GoFundMe has been set up to help the family and has raised more than $36,800 as of Wednesday evening.
An email obtained by The Star said an agency in Dallas has pledged to help secure an apartment, a few months rent, furniture, food, employment and other basic services within the area for the family."

No Refunds

 

[diverdon]

Afghan family resettled in small Missouri town faced isolation. Now their son is dead

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — As a boy in Afghanistan, Rezwan Kohistani dreamed of being a respected doctor and helping people.

www.hastingstribune.com

So - yeah....this article pretty much says "Small Afghani Family Relocated to Town in Missouri, provided for immensely but not worshipped like princes and so a son killed himself..."

"When I came here I wasn't given a car....and nobody at the local school in a town of 12,000 spoke our language for some reason....and and and and and and and and and and and and..."

I love this one: How dare they put us in a home next to a church?

"The Kohistani’s new home sat just off the main road with a church around each corner."

WHAA, motherfuckers.

How about a whine fest? You got free fucking food and a nice house in a place that wasn't busy killing itself. Yet.

How about this one - the family raised $36,800 to move to Dallas. For free...with no cost out of their pocket. If I had $36,800 to move I think I could make it fucking work...especially with some assholes on the other side of the move handing me a free apartment, furniture, food, employment...blah blah blah.

"
Lemar Kohistani insists he will still get his family to Dallas. A GoFundMe has been set up to help the family and has raised more than $36,800 as of Wednesday evening.
An email obtained by The Star said an agency in Dallas has pledged to help secure an apartment, a few months rent, furniture, food, employment and other basic services within the area for the family."

I bet I could raise 36k to send him and his ilk back to shitfuckistan.

 

[Bender]

Its always sad when a young person offs him or her self.

I can certainly see that they would have been stressed in tthe new environment, and kids can be mean as shit in teasing,, but killing yourself is a bit extreme, better to pick up a stick and ...

Im getting ready to move crossountry. At 72. Alone.

Who wants to kick in 35K? Comeon ya'll, pony up.

I think this game has been played on the hide before? Didn’t go well.

 

[Bender]

I bet I could raise 36k to send him and his ilk back to shitfuckistan.

I’ll donate to that shit.

 

[diverdon]

I’ll donate to that shit.

The only problem is that now that they got uncle Sam's tit in their mouth ther aren't going anywhere.

 

[Bender]

The only problem is that now that they got uncle Sam's tit in their mouth ther aren't going anywhere.

Yup. Section 8 and food stamps for life

 

[MadDuner]

If being a newly transplanted alien was so stressful....
How well would he have handled being conscripted by the Taliban?

 

[MtnCreek]

No suicide vest? Was he retarded?

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

Yup. Section 8 and food stamps for life

And more voters for the fuckin commies

 

[RUTGERS95]

Afghan family resettled in small Missouri town faced isolation. Now their son is dead

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — As a boy in Afghanistan, Rezwan Kohistani dreamed of being a respected doctor and helping people.

www.hastingstribune.com

So - yeah....this article pretty much says "Small Afghani Family Relocated to Town in Missouri, provided for immensely but not worshipped like princes and so a son killed himself..."

"When I came here I wasn't given a car....and nobody at the local school in a town of 12,000 spoke our language for some reason....and and and and and and and and and and and and..."

I love this one: How dare they put us in a home next to a church?

"The Kohistani’s new home sat just off the main road with a church around each corner."

WHAA, motherfuckers.

How about a whine fest? You got free fucking food and a nice house in a place that wasn't busy killing itself. Yet.

How about this one - the family raised $36,800 to move to Dallas. For free...with no cost out of their pocket. If I had $36,800 to move I think I could make it fucking work...especially with some assholes on the other side of the move handing me a free apartment, furniture, food, employment...blah blah blah.

"
Lemar Kohistani insists he will still get his family to Dallas. A GoFundMe has been set up to help the family and has raised more than $36,800 as of Wednesday evening.
An email obtained by The Star said an agency in Dallas has pledged to help secure an apartment, a few months rent, furniture, food, employment and other basic services within the area for the family."

zero shits given and big fk him

 

[RUTGERS95]

Afghan family resettled in small Missouri town faced isolation. Now their son is dead

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — As a boy in Afghanistan, Rezwan Kohistani dreamed of being a respected doctor and helping people.

www.hastingstribune.com

So - yeah....this article pretty much says "Small Afghani Family Relocated to Town in Missouri, provided for immensely but not worshipped like princes and so a son killed himself..."

"When I came here I wasn't given a car....and nobody at the local school in a town of 12,000 spoke our language for some reason....and and and and and and and and and and and and..."

I love this one: How dare they put us in a home next to a church?

"The Kohistani’s new home sat just off the main road with a church around each corner."

WHAA, motherfuckers.

How about a whine fest? You got free fucking food and a nice house in a place that wasn't busy killing itself. Yet.

How about this one - the family raised $36,800 to move to Dallas. For free...with no cost out of their pocket. If I had $36,800 to move I think I could make it fucking work...especially with some assholes on the other side of the move handing me a free apartment, furniture, food, employment...blah blah blah.

"
Lemar Kohistani insists he will still get his family to Dallas. A GoFundMe has been set up to help the family and has raised more than $36,800 as of Wednesday evening.
An email obtained by The Star said an agency in Dallas has pledged to help secure an apartment, a few months rent, furniture, food, employment and other basic services within the area for the family."

I hope the comments section are ripping them

 

[Maser]

I'm like the worst person to comment on something like this because I'm pro-suicide. I believe we should have the right to live our lives as well as end it.

 

[The King]

I hope the comments section are ripping them

They were - then they turned it off.

Chances are high the kid OD's on fentanyl, not "killed himself because he was suicidal".

They interviewed another kid from Afghanistan and that kid was like "what? school's fine."

I would guess that this entire thing is a money grab by the family...."ooooh America is so evil look at what they whatevered"

Everyone rushes to believe that the kids at school were assholes, which isn't the worst guess, but to say that white kids in a modern American school are racists seems pretty unlikely lol. Have you seen the indoctrination they suffer though? I'm pretty sure the thoughtcrime is impossible at this point.

 

[The King]

I'm like the worst person to comment on something like this because I'm pro-suicide. I believe we should have the right to live our lives as well as end it.

I'm sorta that way too. Sucks for the parents, but it is what it is.

Most of the people I knew who were suicidal and didn't make a go at it never got their shit straight enough to mean anything in life. I swear its a natural response to personality defects from our evolutionary period.

For those who think my take on this is racist, not at all. I'm gonna tell you I would "suck it up buttercup" some assholes like this from Estonia too.

"I wasn't handed the keys to the kingdom as they lowered me into a Rolls Royce. All they gave me is something better than poor people in America usually get and 10x better than anything in my home country. WHAA!"

 

[TheGerman]

Yeah I dont care.

 

[Smitty192]

No suicide vest? Was he retarded?

Brutal...you win the internet today.

 

[n2ishun]

Breaks my fuckin heart.

I'm sure some of you have seen how they treat a boy child over there....and how they treat a daughter.
Fuck them.

 

[Mister Ridge]

Its always sad when a young person offs him or her self.

I can certainly see that they would have been stressed in tthe new environment, and kids can be mean as shit in teasing,, but killing yourself is a bit extreme, better to pick up a stick and ...

Im getting ready to move crossountry. At 72. Alone.

Who wants to kick in 35K? Comeon ya'll, pony up.

Where ya' headed? We'll start a convoy.

 

[Maggot]

Where ya' headed? We'll start a convoy.

Right now Im looking at the Duncan/Lawton Oklahoma area.

 

[MJF]

Maybe next time we should drop these fuckers into a volcano instead?

 

[Carlos Danger]

Looks like there's whiney bitches in other country's too I guess.

 

[wildcats]

And more voters for the fuckin commies

^ THIS RIGHT HERE,not to mention wait till the next elections with all the migrants and their free phones . they can just vote for the commies and win allover again.over 11 million last time i checked. maybe those free phones will be the key for the fucking dems to try and take 2024 election

 

[Im2bent]

Wonder how an American family moving to Kabul right now would fair? Would they get a free home? From the article "no one at the local mosque spoke their dialect of Dari" well gee whiz if their fellow muslims could not understand them why did they expect the average American in small town U.S.A. to speak their language? The markets had no food that they were familiar with. Really??? No one at the high school spoke their language. Really? Wonder why. I would never move to a foreign country and expect everyone there to speak my language and cater to my wants (no not needs, wants). Oh their son committed suicide? Wonder how many of them would still be alive if they stayed in Kabul?

 

[camocorvette]

Right now Im looking at the Duncan/Lawton Oklahoma area.

Lawton was a shit hole when I was there for training. Might make a good golf course or range. That's about it. All though they do have "massage" parlors. Still a shit hole.

 

[Mister Ridge]

Right now Im looking at the Duncan/Lawton Oklahoma area.

Well, shit. I was aiming farther west. Flagstaff, Lubbock, or Reno.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

The problems with these kids is going to start manifesting itself in about 10 to 15 years. When they get the idea that their former homeland was some kind of paradise and that their parents ripped them away from it and it’s all America‘s fault.

Then they’re going to get radical. And then they’re going to become terrorists.

It happens every time. Not all of them but a significant enough percentage that the clock is ticking on some of these little wizards. And you just wait.

Usually the parents are pretty grateful for their new life. But when their kids start rebelling against their parents and the life they were thrust into in America it will be game on.

Sirhr

 

[Jscb1b]

Breaks my fuckin heart.

I'm sure some of you have seen how they treat a boy child over there....and how they treat a daughter.
Fuck them.

Ain't that what they do?

 

[spamassassin]

Awww. My heart is broken. Oh, wait. No it's not. Don't fucking care. Some people would bitch if you hanged them with a golden rope.

 

[CSGambill]

The problems with these kids is going to start manifesting itself in about 10 to 15 years. When they get the idea that their former homeland was some kind of paradise and that their parents ripped them away from it and it’s all America‘s fault.

Then they’re going to get radical. And then they’re going to become terrorists.

All part of the plan to fundamentally transform America.

 

[n2ishun]

Ain't that what they do?

No, it's a tad different than that.

 

[Skeptic1]

Right now Im looking at the Duncan/Lawton Oklahoma area.

Wait a minute. Literally had to go back and read this again.

Of all the places in this country that you could move to...... you are going to move to fucking Oklahoma? Lawton Oklahoma? You have to be kidding.

Jesus Christ man. I don't know what to fucking say.