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Bender

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  • Feb 12, 2014
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    Now go research David Geffen
     
    hes crazy bucks, 6-7 billion i think

    bought the top 2 floors of the building my partents have a apartment in (they havent been there in almost a year because NYC is trash now)

    has about 1 billion in painting and art in his apartment...yes 1 billion

    all types of security systems as can be imagined, if you want to bang a nail or do any type of construction you just need to inform him

    hell sends in private security along with a agent from the insurance agency and turns off the alarm systems..once your done they leave

    he bought the top 2 floors, not apartments the whole floor and made it into one unit

    spend millions just on the construction scaffold over the side walk

    he also bought the air rights above the building which is insane money

    news always made him out to be weird guy...i guess he really is
     
    IANAL but his rights do not extend into navigable airspace (as such is defined in statutory and case law)
    It’s usually more for selling or investing.

    Each building has a height limit, even in NYC so it doesn’t become a dark corridor.

    If the building has “extra” height you can build up or sell it to the new building owner.

    Or, you can sell you “extra” height if you have any, to another address.

    But when you have his money, you just want to make sure the building owner doesn’t build on top of you top floor penthouse.
     
    hes crazy bucks, 6-7 billion i think

    bought the top 2 floors of the building my partents have a apartment in (they havent been there in almost a year because NYC is trash now)

    has about 1 billion in painting and art in his apartment...yes 1 billion

    all types of security systems as can be imagined, if you want to bang a nail or do any type of construction you just need to inform him

    hell sends in private security along with a agent from the insurance agency and turns off the alarm systems..once your done they leave

    he bought the top 2 floors, not apartments the whole floor and made it into one unit

    spend millions just on the construction scaffold over the side walk

    he also bought the air rights above the building which is insane money

    news always made him out to be weird guy...i guess he really is
    My guess is this is where and how Ukraine Aid type shit ends up back here.
     
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    That’s how all international money ends up here, sheiks , Russians etc.

    There is no where else to put it, so they buy a building in the US and give their girlfriend a apartment.

    Really goes back to the dollar (on the other thread), dollar might be under attack but it’s not going anywhere.

    The real money still goes to Taiwan, London, and major cities in the us.
     
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    WOW! I didn't know you could write conspiracy fiction on the internet!

    Hell yeah, I know what I'm doing in the near future. Like right now.

    We need to talk about how pedonecroelectrophilia is running our world in an attempt to keep the aliens happy.

    Okay, listen guys. I'll lay this shit out right here. There was a darkened hallway between WTC1 and WTC2 where a famous actor used to store his high mileage child sex crime children. And he was in there dropping another one of them off when the towers came down so every movie we watch with this guy...you know the guy....actually has a robot in it.

    This robot was made by a certain electric car company as part of a series of agreements around the disposal of South African nuclear weapons after apartheid ended. It turns out that electric car batteries are made out of the radioactive ashes of disabled children that Joe Biden sold on the thriving secondary Bilderberger market who were then nuked in a cavern in Nevada to imbue their remains with the superpower of electricity storage!. Modern 400+ mile battery technology is based almost entirely the sacrifices of these children, and a new battery is coming out soon made entirely from kids in wheelchairs. The melted wheelchair framework adds conductors to the bone pile that dramatically increase the amount of electricity that can be stored in the device by aliens. It turns out that car charging stations are actually electrically conducive alien clones that are trapped in a metal and plastic cage and forced to hump our cars full of electricity. Since the batteries are made out of dead children, this is technically pedonecroelectrophilia.

    We kidnapped one of the charging stations and are going to talk to Donald Trump about overturning the election with our time machine if he provides the resources we need to do an autopsy on people will fucking believe anything.
     
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    WHOO! Fucking thank god I had a rifle pointed at the only entrance into my bunker.

    A Clinton foundation assassin popped through the door before my mouse could even make the let off click on the last post and I drilled him. It took 10 .300 Blackout Barnes TacTX rounds in the face and upper torso from my Sig Rattler and then went down hard.

    I stood ready for act two when a big black...electrical cable...snaked out of his pants and stabbed into a wall outlet. I could see the head wound regenerating, but that shit stopped in a hurry when I plugged in that rack of vintage Compaq datacenter servers I had ready to go for just this occasion. I stomped the cable into its ass crack and saw the rack light up.

    The being screamed for 7 straight minutes...and coincidentally for 7 minutes AOL was back online and my phone finally stopped ringing off the hook.

    Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
     
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    WHOO! Fucking thank god I had a rifle pointed at the only entrance into my bunker.

    A Clinton foundation assassin popped through the door before my mouse could even make the let off click on the last post and I drilled him. It took 10 .300 Blackout Barnes TacTX rounds in the face and upper torso from my Sig Rattler and then went down hard.

    I stood ready for act two when a big black...electrical cable...snaked out of his pants and stabbed into a wall outlet. I could see the head wound regenerating, but that shit stopped in a hurry when I plugged in that rack of vintage Compaq datacenter servers I had ready to go for just this occasion. I stomped the cable into its ass crack and saw the rack light up.

    The being screamed for 7 straight minutes...and coincidentally for 7 minutes AOL was back online and my phone finally stopped ringing off the hook.

    Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
    And I thought I was good at this stuff!!!

    Outstanding!!

    As for the compound near Cochilla… ask @Maser about it. It might explain a lot!

    Sirhr
     
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    I bet @TheGerman can get in there and out with his team of pipehitters

    I've always loved shit like this. To an extent, with SUT, I teach things along these lines or rather, have people look at the mission and do they need to go in, do they need to do X Y or Z when instead they can wait, or find an interdiction point that would be ideal and its not even within 50 miles of the compound. Just a broad example but you get the idea.

    What would the mission be? There's way more ways of getting someone to get interested and go see what's inside other than a breach.

    I've gamed a few of these with some legit planners. What would the mission parameters be? :D
     
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    I've always loved shit like this. To an extent, with SUT, I teach things along these lines or rather, have people look at the mission and do they need to go in, do they need to do X Y or Z when instead they can wait, or find an interdiction point that would be ideal and its not even within 50 miles of the compound. Just a broad example but you get the idea.

    What would the mission be? There's way more ways of getting someone to get interested and go see what's inside other than a breach.

    I've gamed a few of these with some legit planners. What would the mission parameters be? :D
    I was teaching a civilian side CQB class a long time ago...Jesus that was 20 years ago I'm old as fuck now....at any rate, the one instructor says "The King here is going to show you how to take down this first door...."

    I post up - cover the door with my simulation MP5, back off the door while still covering it...get in the truck and leave. I head to the next block over and get everyone coffee from a donut shop and some fat pills and come back 15 minutes later.

    When I get back I yell at all of them "WHY IN THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING IN THERE! ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED! LIST EVERY VALID REASON TO GO IN THAT ROOM AGAINST AN ARMED ASSAILANT!"

    Just say no to room entry. Call me when there is a nuke in there or something but other than that fuck right off. Thanks.

    These days I'm more of an asshole.
    -Wife getting raped? Eh, I showed her where the kitchen 9mm was and she obviously didn't listen hard enough.
    -Kids getting murdered? I'll make some more.
    -Dudes are fucking with my car collection? The one out here still drives.
     
    I was teaching a civilian side CQB class a long time ago...Jesus that was 20 years ago I'm old as fuck now....at any rate, the one instructor says "The King here is going to show you how to take down this first door...."

    I post up - cover the door with my simulation MP5, back off the door while still covering it...get in the truck and leave. I head to the next block over and get everyone coffee from a donut shop and some fat pills and come back 15 minutes later.

    When I get back I yell at all of them "WHY IN THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING IN THERE! ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED! LIST EVERY VALID REASON TO GO IN THAT ROOM AGAINST AN ARMED ASSAILANT!"

    Just say no to room entry. Call me when there is a nuke in there or something but other than that fuck right off. Thanks.

    These days I'm more of an asshole.
    -Wife getting raped? Eh, I showed her where the kitchen 9mm was and she obviously didn't listen hard enough.
    -Kids getting murdered? I'll make some more.
    -Dudes are fucking with my car collection? The one out here still drives.

    Yeah thats kind of the point.

    All the guys screaming about CQB this and CQB that and cover cross this and dynamic entry or combat clearance or whatever; wanna know how I know you dont know a fucking thing?

    The planning phases for some of the stuff I was involved in went to extreme lengths to avoid the possibility of fighting inside a structure. All someone has to do to kill/injure on of your guys, regardless of how much high speed training they have is to get lucky up close and/or be faster (luckier) on the shot ONCE.

    My entire planning experience was to not be in a CQB/indoor situation to begin with.
     
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    WHOO! Fucking thank god I had a rifle pointed at the only entrance into my bunker.

    A Clinton foundation assassin popped through the door before my mouse could even make the let off click on the last post and I drilled him. It took 10 .300 Blackout Barnes TacTX rounds in the face and upper torso from my Sig Rattler and then went down hard.

    I stood ready for act two when a big black...electrical cable...snaked out of his pants and stabbed into a wall outlet. I could see the head wound regenerating, but that shit stopped in a hurry when I plugged in that rack of vintage Compaq datacenter servers I had ready to go for just this occasion. I stomped the cable into its ass crack and saw the rack light up.

    The being screamed for 7 straight minutes...and coincidentally for 7 minutes AOL was back online and my phone finally stopped ringing off the hook.

    Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
    I too was once where you’re at. LOL
     
    Yeah thats kind of the point.

    All the guys screaming about CQB this and CQB that and cover cross this and dynamic entry or combat clearance or whatever; wanna know how I know you dont know a fucking thing?

    The planning phases for some of the stuff I was involved in went to extreme lengths to avoid the possibility of fighting inside a structure. All someone has to do to kill/injure on of your guys, regardless of how much high speed training they have is to get lucky up close and/or be faster (luckier) on the shot ONCE.

    My entire planning experience was to not be in a CQB/indoor situation to begin with.
    Couldn't agree more. My favorite CQB tactic is the "ATF Special".

    Shoot people fleeing a burning building. Works every time, low risk, you can leverage a range advantage, and if they don't come out into your fields of fire they are toast anyway. And if you happen to be infringing on someones Constitutional rights all the evidence is gone either way. Who's to say if this is a melted folding metal chair or an M60? Only God knows at this point.

    And you can get the bacon out of your teeth with a tooth pick you lift out of a 5 year olds skeletal remains. Win win.
     
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    Okay - back on topic. I'm going to do something here real quick. I'm getting out a tool here I made because obviously I'm bored....

    The Conspiracy Evaluation Toolkit. I'm still working on this, but take it for what it is.
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    FIRST - lets look at a conspiracy that happened. The STRZOK - PAIGE thing. Russiagate. It got a score of -50.
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    Now - lets look at a conspiracy that probably didn't happen. The Marjorie Stonemason Douglas shooting was entirely a setup with crisis actors. Thousands of them. Who are narcisstic little shits addicted to TikTok, Facebook, and being famous.
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    Finally, lets look at this one. Epstein Del Norte....

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    Narrative: Epstein Del Norte is a conspiracy where 1000 or more people are risking the Death Penalty in order to Cover-up their Individual Religious activities that cost around $100m and require planning at a Battalion level to accomplish. This scenario scores a -170 on the chart.
     
    hes crazy bucks, 6-7 billion i think

    bought the top 2 floors of the building my partents have a apartment in (they havent been there in almost a year because NYC is trash now)

    has about 1 billion in painting and art in his apartment...yes 1 billion

    all types of security systems as can be imagined, if you want to bang a nail or do any type of construction you just need to inform him

    hell sends in private security along with a agent from the insurance agency and turns off the alarm systems..once your done they leave

    he bought the top 2 floors, not apartments the whole floor and made it into one unit

    spend millions just on the construction scaffold over the side walk

    he also bought the air rights above the building which is insane money

    news always made him out to be weird guy...i guess he really is

    I’m not showing any restricted airspace


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    That said there are a lot of very very odd people on the desert of CA
     
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    pretty sure he meant airspace above his penthouse in New York city.

    Lat/Lon?

    That’s some busy ass airspace, making a prohibited area in the middle of it would probably draw more attention than anything, best bet if you don’t want drones and balloons and Cessnas would just have the house on short final to LGA or JFK, but then you’d be hearing airliners all day, that said any small plane flying would get some major attention and dick slapping and no one in a airliner is going to be able to see much straight down

    Yup, only flight restricteds are the standard ones for current ball games, outside of the ones Trump had and the occasional NATO/Pope shindig

    Not much as far a permanent restricted/prohibited areas

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    Lat/Lon?

    That’s some busy ass airspace, making a prohibited area in the middle of it would probably draw more attention than anything, best bet if you don’t want drones and balloons and Cessnas would just have the house on short final to LGA or JFK, but then you’d be hearing airliners all day, that said any small plane flying would get some major attention and dick slapping and no one in a airliner is going to be able to see much straight down

    Yup, only flight restricteds are the standard ones for current ball games, outside of the ones Trump had and the occasional NATO/Pope shindig

    Not much as far a permanent restricted/prohibited areas

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    Not sure where you got the prohibited airspace part from.

    "he also bought the air rights above the building which is insane money"

    I think of it as like 3 dementional real-estate. sort of like having mineral rights below a property apparently you can buy the air space above it. I doubt that means planes cant fly over it.
     
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    Not sure where you got the prohibited airspace part from.

    "he also bought the air rights above the building which is insane money"

    I think of it as like 3 dementional real-estate. sort of like having mineral rights below a property apparently you can buy the air space above it. I doubt that means planes cant fly over it.
    Not sure where you got the prohibited airspace part from.

    "he also bought the air rights above the building which is insane money"

    I think of it as like 3 dementional real-estate. sort of like having mineral rights below a property apparently you can buy the air space above it. I doubt that means planes cant fly over it.

    Private airspace rights extend upwards only to the floor of navigable airspace.

    If you're interested in exactly what that means pick up a copy of the Federal Air Regulations and the FAA's Airman's Information Manual and start studying. Or get an FAA Airman's Certificate.
     
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    Okay - back on topic. I'm going to do something here real quick. I'm getting out a tool here I made because obviously I'm bored....

    The Conspiracy Evaluation Toolkit. I'm still working on this, but take it for what it is.
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    FIRST - lets look at a conspiracy that happened. The STRZOK - PAIGE thing. Russiagate. It got a score of -50.
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    Now - lets look at a conspiracy that probably didn't happen. The Marjorie Stonemason Douglas shooting was entirely a setup with crisis actors. Thousands of them. Who are narcisstic little shits addicted to TikTok, Facebook, and being famous.
    View attachment 7967454

    Finally, lets look at this one. Epstein Del Norte....

    View attachment 7967455

    Narrative: Epstein Del Norte is a conspiracy where 1000 or more people are risking the Death Penalty in order to Cover-up their Individual Religious activities that cost around $100m and require planning at a Battalion level to accomplish. This scenario scores a -170 on the chart.

    Ooohhh pretty!


    Do Covid.......