Alright boys what are some of the funny or not funny things your wife/gf does that pisses you off. Ill start with one that happens to me ALOT.
Things your wife/gf does that piss you off
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When I am angry I don't need to be fixed . I need time to let the anger bleed off . Also anger is normal human emotion . So long as one expresses and deals with anger in a healthy way I don't see a problem . My wife needs to fix it now . She can't leave things unresolved. I just want to be left al9ne when pissed .
My wife yells about my GF. My GF yells about my wife. I can’t win. ?
After being married for more than 44 years there are not very many things. Most of them have to do with communication. I don't talk very much and I speak softly when I do speak. She pretty much talks over me or interrupts me when I do speak. She also wants to answer a question with a question. And her standard response is always huh? Pisses me off!!!
One of the things is where to eat when we are traveling. I'll ask her where does she want to eat and she will name a bunch of places. I'm like, I'm familiar with the choices, where the f--k do you want to stop! I can go for long periods of time without eating, drinking or peeing so I try to be considerate and ask her.
One of the things is where to eat when we are traveling. I'll ask her where does she want to eat and she will name a bunch of places. I'm like, I'm familiar with the choices, where the f--k do you want to stop! I can go for long periods of time without eating, drinking or peeing so I try to be considerate and ask her.
Oh my gal learned the hard way, to not try the “fix me” path when Im pissed off.
Heheheheh usually Im the one interrupting ? sometimes I do it on purpose for fight sex ?
Guaranteed to piss me right the fuck off is when the wife does the dishes or takes the trash out only to use it as ammo for later.
Me: Hey, did you wash my pullover? I can't find it.
Her: I don't know, but I made dinner and did the dishes!
Me: Well, excuse the fuck outta me. I wasn't even done eating yet, how the fuck was I supposed to do them? Why didn't you make one of the boys do them?!
Other than that, she's cool as fuck.???
Me: Hey, did you wash my pullover? I can't find it.
Her: I don't know, but I made dinner and did the dishes!
Me: Well, excuse the fuck outta me. I wasn't even done eating yet, how the fuck was I supposed to do them? Why didn't you make one of the boys do them?!
Other than that, she's cool as fuck.???
That's where you're doing it wrong. You don't go naming place by place until she is content with one. You tell her damn well where you want to take her and you tell her she is gonna like it. Then you spank that ass hard as fuck. That's how you do it.
Exactly, because if she isn't being fed at home, she is else where.
Yep. If she ain’t giving it at home, then she is getting it elsewhere. Besides, why would anybody put up with someone who would use that as a weapon/bargaining tool? That’s just fucked up.
Go buy a Rolex for yourself.
Well, it doesn't really piss me off, but she knows I can't hear worth a damn, and makes fun of me for saying "what". Mainly, though she watches these reality TV shows with really dumb motherfucking people on them, I really can't stand that shit.
Keeps moving houswares, kitchen things, etc. to a different place without telling me, then gets irked when I ask where she moved them! Arghhh.
Eventually that’s what happens. What? I try to be nice first.
Moves my stuff I put on the bar so I wouldn't misplace it. She calls it "Putting it away." One time she put one of my AB books "away" on the bookshelf. WTF!! Who the fuck puts a book on the book shelf?!?!
Also, doesn't talk loud enough. Too many years of loud shit in my ears and I can't hear as well anymore. One would think as many times as I've said "Huh?" she would learn to speak up. Or at least not get pissed when I don't reply.
Also, doesn't talk loud enough. Too many years of loud shit in my ears and I can't hear as well anymore. One would think as many times as I've said "Huh?" she would learn to speak up. Or at least not get pissed when I don't reply.
Cant do much with a rolex at the range ?
And then I found out the rolex takes a 10rd magazine.....?
Which brings me to a beer induced thought. Is there a watch gun?
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The only thing I can come up with is that my wife is a "pleaser." She'll work herself into a migraine trying to make everyone happy. It's been a slow uphill battle to get her to say "fuck 'em" more often. But, she learned quickly to let me to my devices when I'm mad. And, she's stopped asking me for resolutions to things she doesn't want resolved. Overall, WAY more good than not.
Puts my stuff "up".
Then can't remember where she put it!
Then can't remember where she put it!
Sometimes she cramps up when she is playing with my unit......
Recently single. Annoyed is in the past!
I wasnt annoyed much, just could not understand what reasoning she would use to come to a decision.
Still don't to be really honest.
Recently single. Annoyed is in the past!
I wasnt annoyed much, just could not understand what reasoning she would use to come to a decision.
Still don't to be really honest.
Mine seems to think my job is to remotely fix problems she helped create. We used to have a great system where I’d answer the phone and ask if everything was alright. Her response would either be yes, call when you can or the fucking world is ending (gets cool responses when you’re in a meeting and tell wifey to shoot and don’t call a fing soul). Somewhere along the line I’ve failed and ‘call me back when you can’ has turned into ‘fucked something up and must discuss now’. She’s probably due a good beating...crazy fucking Irish...
Puts my stuff away, forgets she ever saw it.
I was a deer killer for many years before those fancy ear muffs were cheap. I am pretty deaf in my left ear and can't hear out of the other one. I talk loud, imagine that.
She is deaf, wears a Baja device, complains that I talk loud. Says I need hearing aids.?
I've tried talking quiet, to which she answers, "What?"?
I mumble shit under my breath, to a deaf woman, to which she answers, "I heard that!"?
Whenever I've embarked on a project, I tell her I'm going to "build something". She is more aggravating than a governmental entity when I'm doing this. She wants me to submit engineer drawings and bid quotes for her approval. It doesn't matter that she couldn't build a chicken coop model from popsicle sticks.
"Look, I buy some lumber, I build it. This house you are living in, never had a drawing, and yet the damn thing is square in every corner and solid as Gibraltar. I can see it in my head, I don't need a drawing. It's a frigging deck. It's simple."
"Well it's not simple to me, you need to make me a drawing, with details."
?
So. We are moving, and bought some land.
Me: "Fuck it, let's just buy a mobile home."
I was a deer killer for many years before those fancy ear muffs were cheap. I am pretty deaf in my left ear and can't hear out of the other one. I talk loud, imagine that.
She is deaf, wears a Baja device, complains that I talk loud. Says I need hearing aids.?
I've tried talking quiet, to which she answers, "What?"?
I mumble shit under my breath, to a deaf woman, to which she answers, "I heard that!"?
Whenever I've embarked on a project, I tell her I'm going to "build something". She is more aggravating than a governmental entity when I'm doing this. She wants me to submit engineer drawings and bid quotes for her approval. It doesn't matter that she couldn't build a chicken coop model from popsicle sticks.
"Look, I buy some lumber, I build it. This house you are living in, never had a drawing, and yet the damn thing is square in every corner and solid as Gibraltar. I can see it in my head, I don't need a drawing. It's a frigging deck. It's simple."
"Well it's not simple to me, you need to make me a drawing, with details."
?
So. We are moving, and bought some land.
Me: "Fuck it, let's just buy a mobile home."
1. Stops the microwave at 1-2 seconds and doesn't clear it so the clock shows.
2. Sets clocks "ahead" to give the appearance that she's running out if time so she can move quicker so she can be on time. Is always late anyway.
3. Sets no less than 10 alarms on her cell phone in the morning.....apparently so she stays on schedule. Still late to work. (Was late to her own mothers funeral).
4. Locks the deadbolt even when she KNOWS I'm outside and coming in at some point.
5. Never turns the lazy Susan so the door is closed.
6. Leaves paper towels on the bathroom and kitchen floors "in case" something spills.
7. Never orders something exactly as it's shown on a menu.
8. Bitches I don't help but bitches about how I do it when I do.
2. Sets clocks "ahead" to give the appearance that she's running out if time so she can move quicker so she can be on time. Is always late anyway.
3. Sets no less than 10 alarms on her cell phone in the morning.....apparently so she stays on schedule. Still late to work. (Was late to her own mothers funeral).
4. Locks the deadbolt even when she KNOWS I'm outside and coming in at some point.
5. Never turns the lazy Susan so the door is closed.
6. Leaves paper towels on the bathroom and kitchen floors "in case" something spills.
7. Never orders something exactly as it's shown on a menu.
8. Bitches I don't help but bitches about how I do it when I do.
everything he talks about fits very well
What use to piss me off about either is how you had to hear about their day the very instant you walked in the door. You got zero decompression time regardless of your day or commute. Took way to long for that habit to get fixed.
We, watch Netflix from 9-10:30 every night. She plays with her phone the entire time and ask me questions about the program we are watching. "Oh, I thought that guy died".....nope that was a female your thinking of on the last series we watched. Then again, i know i annoy her when i back it up because I notice some weird detail or misqued item.
I try to point out items in a nice manner so stupid items dont become issues. I ask her to do the same. Somethings I change, somethings are you bought "as-is"!
I try to point out items in a nice manner so stupid items dont become issues. I ask her to do the same. Somethings I change, somethings are you bought "as-is"!
When she for fifteen minutes explains her problem and I still don't know what it is.
Example; Her: Well today I was in the bathroom and my mother called she is having problems with her back. After I hung up, the dog was barking to get in so I went and opened the door to let him in. Then sally called and I heard it again. I jiggled it but it did not work. Sally is getting divorced because she caught her husband flirting with the neighbor. So make sure you fix it.
WTF, Fix what I say? I just told you, was her response. But after 10-15 minutes of intense but useless interrogation. I finally say explain your problem in five words or less....After two more painful minutes of deep thought on her part. She says the toilet is running.
Then I say if you had said that in the beginning the toilet would already be fixed. Her response, I did, you just don't listen. That is usually the point where I bang my head mercilessly against the wall.
Example; Her: Well today I was in the bathroom and my mother called she is having problems with her back. After I hung up, the dog was barking to get in so I went and opened the door to let him in. Then sally called and I heard it again. I jiggled it but it did not work. Sally is getting divorced because she caught her husband flirting with the neighbor. So make sure you fix it.
WTF, Fix what I say? I just told you, was her response. But after 10-15 minutes of intense but useless interrogation. I finally say explain your problem in five words or less....After two more painful minutes of deep thought on her part. She says the toilet is running.
Then I say if you had said that in the beginning the toilet would already be fixed. Her response, I did, you just don't listen. That is usually the point where I bang my head mercilessly against the wall.
Here too. I am up for a board meeting this am. I have never chaired one of these sessions, in 37 fucking yrs.
1. If she's looking at her cell phone and I'm talking to her, she'll ignore me.
2. She puts her stuff on top of my work area, so then I have to take care of it.
3. If I stop to get gas when I'm driving home, she'll call me wanting to know where I am and why I'm "late".
4. She thinks I should be able to read her mind, and then gets upset because I can't.
2. She puts her stuff on top of my work area, so then I have to take care of it.
3. If I stop to get gas when I'm driving home, she'll call me wanting to know where I am and why I'm "late".
4. She thinks I should be able to read her mind, and then gets upset because I can't.
Eh sometimes you cant help it, esp when she drones on mindlessly about shit you really couldnt give a fuck about, double danger when youre wiped out from a long day at work.
When you're on a 14 day roll and she sends 10 texts and 3 voicemails every day to "check in or see what I'm up to" or when you're on a hunt and she blows up your inreach with 20 messages. I will check in when I can, might be a few days... Can't exactly talk when I'm on a fire or trying to hunt.
Aaaand my personal favorite.... Loaning out my shit to her fucking brother. Why is my pickup gone, where is my welder, why did you loan him my good tripod and Leicas for elk season?
"Why is divorce so expensive...? Cuz it's worth it..."
Aaaand my personal favorite.... Loaning out my shit to her fucking brother. Why is my pickup gone, where is my welder, why did you loan him my good tripod and Leicas for elk season?
"Why is divorce so expensive...? Cuz it's worth it..."
While out shopping for 'meal prep day'
Her - Hey, did you want to get some apples?
Me - Not for me. Remember, I'm only getting the stuff I'm making for meal prep for the week. It'll be all I eat for the entire week, so I'm good.
3 minutes later
Her - Hey, should I get us some spiraled ham?
Me - I'm not eating anything except meal prep food....remember?
3 minutes later
Her - Hey should I get us some pineapple?
Me - WTF women?
Her - Hey, did you want to get some apples?
Me - Not for me. Remember, I'm only getting the stuff I'm making for meal prep for the week. It'll be all I eat for the entire week, so I'm good.
3 minutes later
Her - Hey, should I get us some spiraled ham?
Me - I'm not eating anything except meal prep food....remember?
3 minutes later
Her - Hey should I get us some pineapple?
Me - WTF women?
But what does the best friend say? 2/3 majority wins
My sweet wife did the same a few years back. I moved stuff back and secretly started tracking the time of the month this happened and showed her the pattern after it showed a relationship to her period. I got the asshole award but she stopped.
But what does the best friend say? 2/3 majority wins
I’ll let you know Friday. She’s holding onto my ammo shipment for an out of town class this weekend.
Pastor asked me what frustration do you have with your soon to be wife during a premarital session. I said her continual tardiness to everything we do and I mean everything. He smiled. Fast forward to the wedding day 4 o'clock wedding and at 4:15 no bride and everyone wandering around an starting to think she got smart and bailed. Told Pastor give it another few minutes. Silver Grand Maquis slides to a stop outside the church at 4:20 and Pastor looks at me smiles and said I understand your frustration now. Has not changed in 22 years I just move the arrival time up 30 minutes so we get there close to on time.
Late for everything.
Is always tired, naps for two hours after work, complains she doesn't sleep well at night.
Never picks up after herself.
Thinks she can buy forgiveness out of any situation.
Is always tired, naps for two hours after work, complains she doesn't sleep well at night.
Never picks up after herself.
Thinks she can buy forgiveness out of any situation.
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When she's upset with me over trivial stuff she sometimes only puts in 6 Tbsp of coffee instead of 10.
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