This could be an opportunity

[Hobo Hilton]

Searching For a Qualified Retreat Caretaker Couple/Family​

Searching For a Qualified Retreat Caretaker Couple/Family

Searching For a Qualified Retreat Caretaker Couple/Family. Both under age 45, physically fit, and normal body weight. Have U.S. Army or USMC experience.

survivalblog.com

 

[diggler1833]

Isn't this how The Shining started?

Joke aside, if a couple were to stay on top of things I bet there wouldn't be more than a few hors a day of labor involved. I didn't see anything about livestock (but I may have missed it).

 

[OREGUN]

So a rich guy, from elsewhere, bought a ranch, which in his fantasy world is going to be his hideout “when the balloon goes up” but he wants someone else to run it, who has to -be married, -have an imaginary friend,-have military experience, and most impressively, -“be circumspect”. All so this douchetool can come for summer vacation and have survival camp LARP time? The folk in the small town Montana are going to fucking love this guy. It doesn’t matter that you are trying to buy a family with Montana-like values, you’re still just an outsider throwing money around and fucking up rural America. Hard pass.

 

[DuneBoer]

So a rich guy, from elsewhere, bought a ranch, which in his fantasy world is going to be his hideout “when the balloon goes up” but he wants someone else to run it, who has to -be married, -have an imaginary friend,-have military experience, and most impressively, -“be circumspect”. All so this douchetool can come for summer vacation and have survival camp LARP time? The folk in the small town Montana are going to fucking love this guy. It doesn’t matter that you are trying to buy a family with Montana-like values, you’re still just an outsider throwing money around and fucking up rural America. Hard pass.

The guy can't be all bad. I wish all the fucking Californians moving to our state knew what "11B" was.

 

[Doc68]

The guy can't be all bad. I wish all the fucking Californians moving to our state knew what "11B" was.

Ain't that a highway exit number....

Doc

 

[Hobo Hilton]

So a rich guy, from elsewhere, bought a ranch, which in his fantasy world is going to be his hideout “when the balloon goes up” but he wants someone else to run it, who has to -be married, -have an imaginary friend,-have military experience, and most impressively, -“be circumspect”. All so this douchetool can come for summer vacation and have survival camp LARP time? The folk in the small town Montana are going to fucking love this guy. It doesn’t matter that you are trying to buy a family with Montana-like values, you’re still just an outsider throwing money around and fucking up rural America. Hard pass.

Ted Turner started it with his land buying.... Charles Schwab started it many years ago in Ravelli County, MT... There will be more of this as the Mega Cities fall into disrepair.. Could be a stepping stone proposition for someone who wants to come to Montana and get their foot in the door to relocate here... Welcome to the New World Order... Which is not new... This has been going on since Biblical Times. Similar to what Joseph did.
Joseph is an important figure in the Bible's Book of Genesis. In the biblical narrative, Joseph was sold into slavery by his jealous brothers, and rose to become vizier, the second most powerful man in Egypt next to Pharaoh, where his presence and office caused Israel to leave Canaan and settle in Egypt.

 

[OREGUN]

Ted Turner started it with his land buying.... Charles Schwab started it many years ago in Ravelli County, MT... There will be more of this as the Mega Cities fall into disrepair.. Could be a stepping stone proposition for someone who wants to come to Montana and get their foot in the door to relocate here... Welcome to the New World Order... Which is not new... This has been going on since Biblical Times. Similar to what Joseph did.

You’re right, I’d totally forgotten the parable of Joseph and the Many Seasonal LARPERS.

 

[chevy_man]

So a rich guy, from elsewhere, bought a ranch, which in his fantasy world is going to be his hideout “when the balloon goes up” but he wants someone else to run it, who has to -be married, -have an imaginary friend,-have military experience, and most impressively, -“be circumspect”. All so this douchetool can come for summer vacation and have survival camp LARP time? The folk in the small town Montana are going to fucking love this guy. It doesn’t matter that you are trying to buy a family with Montana-like values, you’re still just an outsider throwing money around and fucking up rural America. Hard pass.

The best part is when they're confused that nobody pays them any attention or actively avoids them while they're in town.

I do love that the state passed a law about land ownership. Basically nobody can own more than Turner, and he can't buy any more. Really put the brakes on Wilkes buying up everything for 10x market value.

 

[Hobo Hilton]

The best part is when they're confused that nobody pays them any attention or actively avoids them while they're in town.

I do love that the state passed a law about land ownership. Basically nobody can own more than Turner, and he can't buy any more. Really put the brakes on Wilkes buying up everything for 10x market value.

Evidently the Chinese got around that law... As well as Bill Gates. What's it cost to buy a politician these days ?

 

[Skunk]

This sounds like a future news story in the making.

 

[Maggot]

All the billionaires are currently building bug out compounds in New Zealand.

None are going to Montana any more, Montana is so 1970's. Montana isn't secure at this point; your best bet as a billionaire is New Zealand.

Google it and look at some of the NZ installations, remarkable and cost is immaterial.

I heard the reason is, is that NZ is geographically located so that most of the fall out from an atomic war would not affect them. Im sure the billionaires have private armies which are allowed to bypass the gun prohibitions.

 

[Austan]

Is 150 acres really considered a "ranch"? That's barely even enough land to be considered a hunting property for more than one person. Hilarious this guy thinks he'll have a bugout safe house with his own Jason Bourne to protect him when in reality he'll never make it out of whatever third world shithole city he lives in if shit goes sideways.

 

[chevy_man]

Evidently the Chinese got around that law... As well as Bill Gates. What's it cost to buy a politician these days ?

That would surprise me. Didn't think they were interested. I know Gates has a club house, don't know that he'd have anything else unless it's just going with his farm and ranch buying spree.

If you have to ask, you can't afford it....

 

[1moaoff]

Run it until the bug out then claim it for yourself as you tell the owner to f off

 

[Austan]

Run it until the bug out then claim it for yourself as you tell the owner to f off

Exactly. The person who put that together will be the single greatest liability to the caretaker and his family's safety if things got as bad as needed for that guy to bug out to his retreat. I've been laughing all day at this dude and his homesteader security team.

 

[Skunk]

Meanwhile, Hiders are feverishly trying to get their cover letters and resumes together….

 

[Hobo Hilton]

All the billionaires are currently building bug out compounds in New Zealand.

None are going to Montana any more, Montana is so 1970's. Montana isn't secure at this point; your best bet as a billionaire is New Zealand.

Google it and look at some of the NZ installations, remarkable and cost is immaterial.

New Zealand's population density is relatively low, at 19 per square kilometre (49.2 per square mile)

For every square mile of land, there is an average of just 6.86 people (2.65 per square kilometer) and that makes Montana the 48th most densely populated area in the country.

 

[BAMAboy18]

Old man take a look at my life...

 

[theLBC]

Is 150 acres really considered a "ranch"? That's barely even enough land to be considered a hunting property for more than one person. Hilarious this guy thinks he'll have a bugout safe house with his own Jason Bourne to protect him when in reality he'll never make it out of whatever third world shithole city he lives in if shit goes sideways.

more of a manor, lol

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Run it until the bug out then claim it for yourself as you tell the owner to f off

^^^ this. Owner shows up after SHTF… he lives in a kennel and works the fields for table scraps. Does he really think this plan will work out well if there is a real bugout? That he can hire lackeys who are smart, tough and armed…. And they won’t simply turn him into a serf if push comes To shove?

These people are truly living in a fantasy world…

Sirhr

 

[Mr.BR]

Indeed , the moment SHTF in ways they are thinking , the Ritchie Rich is just dead weight and his money is worth shit ,the first and foremost threat to him is the 'caretaker'.

But on the other hand i don't think the Oligarchs are planing for a nuclear holocaust, but more for the poors with pitchforks scenario .

 

[supercorndogs]

All the billionaires are currently building bug out compounds in New Zealand.

None are going to Montana any more, Montana is so 1970's. Montana isn't secure at this point; your best bet as a billionaire is New Zealand.

Google it and look at some of the NZ installations, remarkable and cost is immaterial.

Didn't Adam and Eve try the hiding thing too? How'd that work out?

 

[Skunk]

Seriously, though... Finding a person with all the life experience and qualifications he's looking for may be tough to do while also requiring that person to be under 45 yrs of age.

 

[TheMammoth]

Seriously, though... Finding a person with all the life experience and qualifications he's looking for may be tough to do while also requiring that person to be under 45 yrs of age.

Nah there are PLENTY of them, it's just that most are independent, have their own thing going and want nothing to do with this joker or his shit plan lol.

 

[Skunk]

Good point. Finding a qualified person who's also interested might be the challenge.

 

[Austan]

This is apparently the guy that posted the want ad for the caretaker. Sounds like an interesting guy. 61 years old, from Calif., Vet, author of survivialist books, etc.:

James Wesley Rawles - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

I thought that at first too but he is just the guy who has the survival blog. He is going to set up the contacts with the ranch owner. Here's a snippet from the post.

"If you meet these qualifications, then please e-mail a cover letter and resume, to: [email protected], and I will personally handle the initial contacts. Once we’ve narrowed the list of candidates, your contacts will then be with the ranch owner."