Maggie’s This is funny.

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Picked up the morning paper and this is what I find.
(couln't find the article per their website)

<span style="font-weight: bold">Bagwell the dog fucker.</span>

 

[Graham]

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Not funny; sick.

If a driver with no prior convictions can face a ten-thousand dollar fine and fifteen years in jail for accidentally injuring any worker who tries to commit suicide-by-car in a construction zone, wouldn't it make sense that people who torture animals should be subject to a higher maximum?!

 

[-=boone=-]

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Well when you walk into work in the morning and you sit down to drink a cup of coffee. You grab the paper and begin to read only to spit coffee all over the computer and desk, we got a laugh out of it at work. Then another chain of events happened that made the morning even more strange.

 

[jrhammons]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Graham</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Not funny; sick.

If a driver with no prior convictions can face a ten-thousand dollar fine and fifteen years in jail for accidentally injuring any worker who tries to commit suicide-by-car in a construction zone, wouldn't it make sense that people who torture animals should be subject to a higher maximum?! </div></div>

Graham

I totally agree. i think they oughta slice open his balls put dope inside and sew them up with a rusty dipped in shit needle. and then send in the drug dog it confiscate it and after the dog rips off his balls put them in his mouth and sew the fucker shut and let him bleed out.

 

[mackdrvr]

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Felony crimes, and they let him out on a bond. Great justice system we have..........

 

[Guest]

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...keeps em from making "an awful sound."

 

[Queequeg]

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Speaking of that, How's your dog recovering Shaggy?

 

[lanwickum]

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That is sick wrong and the guy should be in jail.

But please, don't put animal crimes up on the same level with crimes against people.

I think I read some of the posts that way, sorry if I read them wrong.

 

[Ross0341]

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He should be taken out back and shot

 

[Graham]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: montana</div><div class="ubbcode-body">... please, don't put animal crimes up on the same level with crimes against people.</div></div>I'm suggesting equity, not parity.

Why wait until after people become the victims? Animals never do anything to deserve being harmed. The willingness to torture a helpless victim is an excellent indicator of maliciousness. Shouldn't the punishment reflect the intent as well as the crime?

 

[Guest]

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I'd like to remind yall: We havent heard the dog's side of this. Ever heard of consent?

QQ, Hunter is doing well. All his stitches have dissolved, and his vet said he's GTG. I apppreciate the asking, however twisted. LOL

 

[Phil1]

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Graham

I totally agree. i think they oughta slice open his balls put dope inside and sew them up with a rusty dipped in shit needle. and then send in the drug dog it confiscate it and after the dog rips off his balls put them in his mouth and sew the fucker shut and let him bleed out. [/quote]

That's a little too graphic!

 

[Graham]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shaggyback</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'd like to remind yall: We havent heard the dog's side of this. Ever heard of consent?

</div></div>OK, I say: let's put the dog on the stand. It worked in the Middle Ages, when pigs and geese could give testimony against about religion of their owners.

 

[KYS]

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a dog rapist.... people are reaching an all time low now.
Can you imagine how bad his life must suck to have to resort to that?

 

[Graham]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: kyshooter338</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Can you imagine how bad his life must suck to have to resort to that?</div></div>Only if he was well-balanced to begin with, in which case he still wouldn't have done it.
So, it could be a fetish.

But it's still just wrong. And illegal.

 

[4thHorseman]

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The dog humps your leg, and that's okay. You hump a dog's leg and you go to jail??????????????????

 

[Graham]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 4thHorseman</div><div class="ubbcode-body">The dog humps your leg, and that's okay. You hump a dog's leg and you go to jail?????????????????? </div></div>We started writing dogs that did that in public, and releasing them on a notice to appear. They never showed-up in court. Bench warrants were issued and the animal control deputy, who is an actual Deputy, ended up spending his time as a one-man misdemeanor warrant task force. You should have seen the faces of the owners when he broke down the door, shield at the ready, yelling "Down! Down!" Only the dogs obeyed, and that was how they were caught. Long story short: he was so busy that he stopped executing warrants on cats. This angered the dog lobby and, the result of ACLU involvement, we ended up on the wrong side of a federal civil rights suit for a selective enforcement policy that had an adverse impact on canines. LE just ain't what it used to be. Does that anwer your question?

 

[Lindy]

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Now, <span style="font-weight: bold">that's</span> funny.

 

[MLC]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">We started writing dogs that did that in public, and releasing them on a notice to appear. They never showed-up in court. Bench warrants were issued and the animal control deputy, who is an actual Deputy, ended up spending his time as a one-man misdemeanor warrant task force. You should have seen the faces of the owners when he broke down the door, shield at the ready, yelling "Down! Down!" Only the dogs obeyed, and that was how they were caught. Long story short: he was so busy that he stopped executing warrants on cats. This angered the dog lobby and, the result of ACLU involvement, we ended up on the wrong side of a federal civil rights suit for a selective enforcement policy that had an adverse impact on canines. LE just ain't what it used to be. Does that anwer your question? laugh</div></div>

Way funnier.

 

[Queequeg]

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Too funny to not be true! Those cats probably went on a crime spree while the fugitive dogs were being rounded up...

 

[Guest]

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Lol. Nice Graham.

I once shot a snake on duty. I'd been called to the location and the CP showed me a big fugggin cottonmouth on the back deck. Long story short, I used the pool skimmer to shove the snake off the deck and shot it with an 870 once it was in the grass.

My narrative and use of force report both included such gems as, "issued verbal orders..." and, "...due to...suspect not reponding to verbal commands..." At the end of the shift, my sergeant called me into his office. I poked my head around the corner, and there was my sarge, looking at me over the rim of his glasses, holding my narrative up: "Are you serious with this shit?"

 

[Gordon Nettleton]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shaggyback</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Lol. Nice Graham.

I once shot a snake on duty. I'd been called to the location and the CP showed me a big fugggin cottonmouth on the back deck. Long story short, I used the pool skimmer to shove the snake off the deck and shot it with an 870 once it was in the grass.

My narrative and use of force report both included such gems as, "issued verbal orders..." and, "...due to...suspect not reponding to verbal commands..." At the end of the shift, my sergeant called me into his office. I poked my head around the corner, and there was my sarge, looking at me over the rim of his glasses, holding my narrative up: "Are you serious with this shit?"</div></div>

yes you were

 

[Gordon Nettleton]

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serious

 

[sniper307]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shaggyback</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

...keeps em from making "an awful sound."</div></div>
dude the peanut butter is the fucking funniest thing i have seen in awhile. kinda like the girls that go to softball camp and say no,nothing happened out of the ordinary

 

[anesvick]

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I remember when a former co-worker of mine got a puppy for his 40th B-day from his kids.

He was a recently divorced bachelor.

What did I get him?

A jar of Peter Pan and a really raunchy porno.

 

[Graham]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shaggyback</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I once shot a snake on duty....My narrative and use of force report both included such gems as, "issued verbal orders..." and, "...due to...suspect not reponding to verbal commands..."</div></div>LOL!

With snakes, the wording to justify the proper use of deadly force is: I commanded him to lie down on the ground and spread his arms. Instead, he turned toward me and acquired me as a target. I could not see his hands....

 

[SwampFox]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">THe dog jumped off the chair and ran toward the love seat... </div></div>

This sounds like consensual sex.

 

[buckhorn]

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WTF!!!

 

[MOOSEKNUCKLE]

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Just remember to love your pets....dont LOOOOVE your pets.

 

[Kogapsp]

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She had cute eyes!