This is going to be epic Tin foil hat fodder!!!

[sirhrmechanic]

Every Phone, TV, and Radio in the US Will Be Subject to an Emergency Alert System Test This Fall

FEMA said the test is designed to evaluate the effectiveness of its communication systems in the event of a national or local emergency.

www.westernjournal.com

Not that us Reynolds Bowler types have been wrong a lot lately.

But what nefarious thing could they be plotting with this…

I think everyone should turn off phones and put in faraday bags…. Unplug TV. Take batteries out of radio… put foil over car satellite receiver…

Just to fuck with FEMA.

Just too good an opportunity!

Sirhr

 

[WaltHer]

Every Phone, TV, and Radio in the US Will Be Subject to an Emergency Alert System Test This Fall

FEMA said the test is designed to evaluate the effectiveness of its communication systems in the event of a national or local emergency.

www.westernjournal.com

Not that us Reynolds Bowler types have been wrong a lot lately.

But what nefarious thing could they be plotting with this…

I think everyone should turn off phones and put in faraday bags…. Unplug TV. Take batteries out of radio… put foil over car satellite receiver…

Just to fuck with FEMA.

Just too good an opportunity!

Sirhr

I don't know, Sir, seems like an awful lot of work for a warning that, if Maui is any indication, They won't use anyway. Even the one time in Their careers that they should use it.

 

[isofahunter]

Getting us ready for Alien Invasion.

 

[nockhunter]

Nothing from "death from a distance" on this one??????????

 

[theLBC]

i got an earthquake alert the other day, during our "hurricane".
they told me i might feel shaking.

 

[jmp1]

Nothing from "death from a distance" on this one??????????

He'll be along shortly I'm sure

 

[UNRL Ghandi]

I get the warm tinglies all over when I hear the emergency alert sound off on my phone. One of these days it'll be the one that says there is an alien invasion or an unknown strain of rabies is spreading and creating zombies. One day...

 

[6.5SH]

I get the warm tinglies all over when I hear the emergency alert sound off on my phone. One of these days it'll be the one that says there is an alien invasion or an unknown strain of rabies is spreading and creating zombies. One day...

Will probably announce the outbreak of gay zombies caused by the latest release of the wu-flu.

 

[doubloon]

But what nefarious thing could they be plotting with this…

This isn't the first time it's been tested. They tested it in 2018 I think

To @WaltHer 's point, they will probably never use it in the event it's really needed or the cell towers will be nonfunctional already.

 

[Doing my part]

We had this in the UK around 6 months ago, the sjw contingent were rabid about advising people with a secret phone to remember to switch it off. Apparently something about beaten women having secrets phones?

Can't say I understood it really but it was fun seeing all bleeding hearts repost the same weird shit.

 

[232593]

Getting us ready for Alien Invasion.

We’re already having an alien invasion, an illegal alien invasion

 

[232593]

Every Phone, TV, and Radio in the US Will Be Subject to an Emergency Alert System Test This Fall

FEMA said the test is designed to evaluate the effectiveness of its communication systems in the event of a national or local emergency.

www.westernjournal.com

Not that us Reynolds Bowler types have been wrong a lot lately.

But what nefarious thing could they be plotting with this…

I think everyone should turn off phones and put in faraday bags…. Unplug TV. Take batteries out of radio… put foil over car satellite receiver…

Just to fuck with FEMA.

Just too good an opportunity!

Sirhr

Tinfoil??? Not sure it’s tinfoil, what other times have we had tests before some crazy shit happened?

With the title I thought you’d treat us to some ghost stories or Bigfoot or something similar.

 

[Jgault]

Nothing from "death from a distance" on this one??????????

He had to get his mandatory federal agent class hours this week, my understanding the class was violating civil rights for dummies.

 

[Makinchips208]

@Death From A Distance what’s your take on this?

 

[Makinchips208]

I’m gonna see if having these settings like this works to not receive the alert.
Like I really care what the government says. Or I’ll just go out in the woods where there is no cell service.

 

[acudaowner]

one has to love those moments in life when you get to laugh at your fellow man and not feel bad about it to really feel alive .

 

[Threadcutter308]

I’m gonna see if having these settings like this works to not receive the alert.
Like I really care what the government says. Or I’ll just go out in the woods where there is no cell service.

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What ? You sound as though you feel that they have been "unreliable"....

Say it ain't so

 

[Makinchips208]

What ? You sound as though you feel that they have been "unreliable"....

Say it ai't so

Oh I wanna believe everything they say! But the voices in my head always say something contrary. Haha

 

[Smitty192]

I just assume our omnipotent government is always up to something. Maybe it is nothing more than getting ready for covid season? Who the fuck knows.

 

[supercorndogs]

i got an earthquake alert the other day, during our "hurricane".
they told me i might feel shaking.

Some people out the country here got hit by a tornado this year. They said their phone rang {land line} and the National Weather Service told them they were in the direct path of a tornado. Looked out the window and saw it, and hurried into the basement. The tornado left nothing but the foundation.

I worked with a guy who's double wide got destroyed by a tornado. They all lived. His son was walking to the bathroom and said he could hear a loud roar then the house just got ripped apart around him and he was thrown through the air. His dad, who I worked with, said he went to bed and woke up in the yard on his mattress. His wife was pinned under some stuff and looked like she went rounds with Mike Tyson.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

i got an earthquake alert the other day, during our "hurricane".
they told me i might feel shaking.

I often shake when I LOL really hard. So there is that!

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

This isn't the first time it's been tested. They tested it in 2018 I think

To @WaltHer 's point, they will probably never use it in the event it's really needed or the cell towers will be nonfunctional already.

Party pooper!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

@Death From A Distance what’s your take on this?

Troll level: “brilliant!”

Sirhr

 

[cas6969]

This isn't the first time it's been tested. They tested it in 2018 I think

 

[Death From A Distance]

@Death From A Distance what’s your take on this?

Unconstitutional government intrusion, that is my take on it

 

[isofahunter]

We’re already having an alien invasion, an illegal alien invasion

That has been going on since the 80's, hardly a crisis when it working so well.

 

[MadDuner]

Whatever they are planning.... they just need to bring it.
Now.

We have to get it over with before we can get over it.

 

[Mike Casselton]

Nothing from "death from a distance" on this one??????????

They got pulled away from the computers to monitor people in person

 

[Mike Casselton]

I’m gonna see if having these settings like this works to not receive the alert.
Like I really care what the government says. Or I’ll just go out in the woods where there is no cell service.

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I have all that bullshit turned off. It's glorious.

 

[redx]

They will send a signal to make us start killing ourselves

 

[Makinchips208]

Unconstitutional government intrusion, that is my take on it

What do you recommend a guy should do about said unconstitutional government intrusion?

 

[Expert684]

Every Phone, TV, and Radio in the US Will Be Subject to an Emergency Alert System Test This Fall

FEMA said the test is designed to evaluate the effectiveness of its communication systems in the event of a national or local emergency.

www.westernjournal.com

Not that us Reynolds Bowler types have been wrong a lot lately.

But what nefarious thing could they be plotting with this…

I think everyone should turn off phones and put in faraday bags…. Unplug TV. Take batteries out of radio… put foil over car satellite receiver…

Just to fuck with FEMA.

Just too good an opportunity!

Sirhr

The audio frequency is coded, after multiple applications will drive you crazy, make you take a covid shot, become a Liberal or all of the above. World!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

They got pulled away from the computers to monitor people in person

I wonder if that is him in the blue helmet hiding in my woods 563 yards from my porch? I thought I saw a glow…

Good thing I have my wood line ranged!

Sirhr

 

[Mike Casselton]

You still have that Plaster stocked riffle, don't you?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

You still have that Plaster stocked riffle, don't you?

Lost it in a boating accident…

I can’t shoot for shit anyway. Me and my rocking chair just aren’t stable enough.

Sirhr

 

[Mike Casselton]

Like a dummy, mine were in the boat when I sold it.
Can't remember who bought it...

 

[cas6969]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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Anyone who posts a Col. Flagg reference should get SH bonus points.

Sirhr

 

[XP1K]

They will send a signal to make us start killing ourselves

You know that's actually not out of the realm of possibility right ?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

You know that's actually not out of the realm of possibility right ?

Human microchip implants take center stage

The novelty of replacing one’s “home key” with a microchip implant is gaining worldwide interest, but there’s another more compelling story under the surface. Why is this technology — an integrated…

thehill.com

And you can get a bank card chip implanted to pay with your hand.

Sirhr

 

[doubloon]

Human microchip implants take center stage

The novelty of replacing one’s “home key” with a microchip implant is gaining worldwide interest, but there’s another more compelling story under the surface. Why is this technology — an integrated…

thehill.com

And you can get a bank card chip implanted to pay with your hand.

Sirhr

I got mine in my dick.

Brings a whole new meaning to "tap to pay".

 

[MrSmith]

Great. Like I need another reason to eat a few Phone/TV/Radio sized foil bags of Nacho Doritos.

Thank you,
MrSmith

 

[Ronws]

Nothing from "death from a distance" on this one??????????

The ban hammer has fallen upon him. As well as greengo juan (sp?)

 

[Ronws]

Anyone who posts a Col. Flagg reference should get SH bonus points.

Sirhr

That explains why I got the badges. I posted a Col Flagg pic in the first thread about DFAD, how Flagg was his relative, so, it's all in the family.

 

[Ronws]

The audio frequency is coded, after multiple applications will drive you crazy, make you take a covid shot, become a Liberal or all of the above. World!

Worse than that, it will make you think Amy Schumer is funny.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Worse than that, it will make you think Amy Schumer is funny.

And thin.

 

[supercorndogs]

I laughed pretty hard at one of her tampon commercials.

Sorry let me rephrase I laughed at her pretty hard now that she can only book tampon commercials.

 

[Ronws]

I laughed pretty hard at one of her tampon commercials.

Sorry let me rephrase I laughed at her pretty hard now that she can only book tampon commercials.

Well, the thing is all of her comedy is about her vagina. And it's just not that funny, not even to women. So, netflix tried to buoy her up and they just didn't make the money they could have by putting on someone funny, like Dave Chappelle or anyone else. Even Owen Benjamin can walk rings around her and he has become a bit man in the hills, as well.

 

[doubloon]

I’m gonna see if having these settings like this works to not receive the alert.

It does NOT work.

The "Presidential Alert" cannot be blocked, *maybe* if you had a rooted phone you could block it but not blockable on a stock cell phone.

I don't remember from last time if turning the ringer off had any effect.

Just another reminder of your place in The King's land under His protection.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

It does NOT work.

The "Presidential Alert" cannot be blocked, *maybe* if you had a rooted phone you could block it but not blockable on a stock cell phone.

I don't remember from last time if turning the ringer off had any effect.

Just another reminder of your place in The King's land under His protection.

It will be blocked when phone is off in Faraday bag.