Surprise Cockfags. I said football. Not 'Hand Egg'.
Ok, so most of you probably won't know what this is about, so allow me to explain.
While the picture below doesn't look like anything spectacular, its hilarious to anyone that knows who it actually is. The guy on the bike is Arjen Robben, probably one of, if not the best inverted wingers in world football, ever. Most recently played on my home team, Bayern Munich, where they won what is referred to as the treble; you win your domestic 1st tier league, you win your country's 'cup' league, and you win the entire European league that consists of nothing but teams that had won their domestic leagues the year before with payrolls in the 100s of millions.
So basically, you win the Superbowl, then you win a league where it includes every team from AA up to the pros, and then you win another league where its every All Star team from every European country playing each other - in the same year.
So whats he do? He decides to semi retire and go back to Holland. Instead of just sitting at home drinking Mai Tais or cow porridge all day or whatever they drink in Holland, he decides to go and try out for his home team where he got his start and play for them, well, just because why not. His last year's salary could basically buy this entire club, Bayern Munich's smallest training field that they have their 14 year olds practice in dwarf's this teams stadium. Yet motherfucker just shows up like its the Superbowl again and is almost twice everyone's age.
And then he goes to the games, gets a bunch of assists and runs everyone around in circles.....and then doesn't even change his kit, gets on his bike and peddles home while probably stopping to pick up his dry cleaning or some shit.
This is basically Scottie Pippen riding his bike home in his training uniform after winning a series in the playoffs.
Ok, so most of you probably won't know what this is about, so allow me to explain.
While the picture below doesn't look like anything spectacular, its hilarious to anyone that knows who it actually is. The guy on the bike is Arjen Robben, probably one of, if not the best inverted wingers in world football, ever. Most recently played on my home team, Bayern Munich, where they won what is referred to as the treble; you win your domestic 1st tier league, you win your country's 'cup' league, and you win the entire European league that consists of nothing but teams that had won their domestic leagues the year before with payrolls in the 100s of millions.
So basically, you win the Superbowl, then you win a league where it includes every team from AA up to the pros, and then you win another league where its every All Star team from every European country playing each other - in the same year.
So whats he do? He decides to semi retire and go back to Holland. Instead of just sitting at home drinking Mai Tais or cow porridge all day or whatever they drink in Holland, he decides to go and try out for his home team where he got his start and play for them, well, just because why not. His last year's salary could basically buy this entire club, Bayern Munich's smallest training field that they have their 14 year olds practice in dwarf's this teams stadium. Yet motherfucker just shows up like its the Superbowl again and is almost twice everyone's age.
And then he goes to the games, gets a bunch of assists and runs everyone around in circles.....and then doesn't even change his kit, gets on his bike and peddles home while probably stopping to pick up his dry cleaning or some shit.
This is basically Scottie Pippen riding his bike home in his training uniform after winning a series in the playoffs.
