This may count as shit happening

[nagantguy]

First 10 ‘high threat’ illegals to arrive to Guantanamo Bay are all Tren de Aragua members

The Department of Defense confirmed the arrival of the first 10 “high threat" migrant criminals to Guantanamo Bay, all of whom are members of the violent Venezuelan criminal group Tren de Aragua.

www.foxnews.com

So I have a rare day off because of an ice storm - could went to the job site - chose not to - spend the day catching up and sitting at the reloading bench- got 500 LC 5.56 cases to load up.

Anyhow - ASGH is a common acronym we use a lot - because usually ain’t shit gonna happen- The worst of the worst illegal invaders being sent to Gitmo may just qualify as shit Happening. Saw the story on the web- didn’t really believe it , pardon my skepticism so went to a legacy media and low and behold - 10 murdering child raping members of a transnational gang - that were told doesn't exist who are all here illegally as part of an invasion force have indeed been flow to Gitmo in Cuba .

This second Trump term has been more fun than advertised so far !
Don’t like Bonddi or whatever her name is as AG but watching the commie heads explode everyday is well worth the price of admission

 

[232593]

 

[Ronws]

This is also shit happening.

 

[232593]

This is also shit happening.

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Might need a Bear Pit toilet humor/farting thread.

 

[Mike Casselton]

Might need a Bear Pit toilet humor/farting thread.

We have a Show us your poop thread

 

[wvfarrier]

This is also shit happening.

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The look of the people in thr background is hilarious

 

[Ronws]

Might need a Bear Pit toilet humor/farting thread.

Fart jokes always win. Always.

 

[mewillis]

Just think how important but how ridiculous shitting has become to humans, from birth until death we all SHIT;

Shit,shitting myself, shit yourself, shit happens, this shit sucks, I shit you not, you're shitting me, no shit, fuck this shit, shit the bed, shit stirrer, piece of shit, shit box, shit your pants, shit emoji, shit stain, shit kicker, eat shit, suck shit, you suck shit, I'm done with this shit...........
Please seek help with your shit!!!

 

[Ronws]

Just think how important but how ridiculous shitting has become to humans, from birth until death we all SHIT;

Shit,shitting myself, shit yourself, shit happens, this shit sucks, I shit you not, you're shitting me, no shit, fuck this shit, shit the bed, shit stirrer, piece of shit, shit box, shit your pants, shit emoji, shit stain, shit kicker, eat shit, suck shit, you suck shit, I'm done with this shit...........
Please seek help with your shit!!!

Shit and Shinola, what's the difference?

 

[jinxx4ever]

Bondi did stop all funding to sanctuary cities yesterday, so it's a start

 

[Sniff]

 

[Darryle]

Just think how important but how ridiculous shitting has become to humans, from birth until death we all SHIT;

Shit,shitting myself, shit yourself, shit happens, this shit sucks, I shit you not, you're shitting me, no shit, fuck this shit, shit the bed, shit stirrer, piece of shit, shit box, shit your pants, shit emoji, shit stain, shit kicker, eat shit, suck shit, you suck shit, I'm done with this shit...........
Please seek help with your shit!!!

We ain't got time for this shit

 

[Darryle]

 

[Im2bent]

Fart jokes always win. Always.

Not always....

 

[Im2bent]

This is also shit happening.

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So that's what giving it 110 percent looks like.

 

[6.5SH]

For anyone who doesn't want to sign in to listen to it:

 

[ironman56]

Shit and Shinola, what's the difference?

I read on the internet, some BLM bitch say that black is beautiful, if so I just shit a super-model.

 

[Ronws]

Not always....

If they outlaw farts, then everyone is an outlaw. I am so glad we separated from GB a few centuries ago.

 

[232593]

If they outlaw farts, then everyone is an outlaw. I am so glad we separated from GB a few centuries ago.

Some more so than others.

 

[232593]

This is also shit happening.

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[Sandhog308]

This is also shit happening.

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I ran a 1/2 Marathon a few years ago and some dude shit his shorts right in front of me. I couldn’t tell exactly who did it at first ….just a shitty smell lingered.
Runners thinned out and ol shit pants was in front of me. I was running a 7:20 mpm pace , the shitter was running a 7:15 pace. I finally passed him , and he had this shitty grin. Never saw nor smelled him again. There were Porta Potties everywhere , WTF was he thinking?

 

[MrSmith]

Fart jokes always win. Always.

Farts are screams of trapped shit.

Thank you,
MrSmith

 

[232593]

Farts are screams of trapped shit.

Thank you,
MrSmith

Email from a turd?

Words of wisdom from the toothless mouth?

 

[Ronws]

A fart is a turd honking for right-of-way.

Also, a stomach grumble is an inside fart. Tell that to the kids and watch paroxyms of laughter as they listen to each others bellies for the rest of the day and Mom gives you that "You're about to sleep on the couch tonight" look.

 

[232593]

Trouser sneeze, bottom burp.

 

[fdkay]

Where's the link for two girls, one cup?

 

[Big Phish]

Fart jokes always win. Always.

There is prolly enough of FJB shit to keep that running all year.

 

[Big Phish]

Mother one time said cleanup your act. I said my ass was clean. Walked away ripping a good one. Damn she got pissed off.

 

[Ronws]

It was african barking spiders following me.

Some asshole talking shit behind my back.

 

[JoshPutman]

Buck snort