Maggie’s Trade

Emergencynrse

Sergeant
Full Member
Minuteman
Apr 29, 2006
185
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Dallas, Georgia
<span style="font-weight: bold">TRADE</span>

Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies: "These are not pigs...these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes and says, "Excellent trade, sir."