Re: Tubbs final finish question?
Nobody hit the Alaskan lotto for 9 bills. Big ones. He then bought into a lifelong subscription of a certain knifemaker so that a new one arrives every week, and a had a strip club built just a mile from his house (with new girls flown in every other week from all over the world) so that he could entertain people that travelled there for the salmon and polar bear picture taking boat trips. Last month, he lured in 2 guys that had only previously killed pen raised trophy animals, and after getting them really drunk at his strip club (named "Much To That" incidentally) on a real cheap tequila that he had cut with toilet water and some blue dye so he could convince them it was some real expensive stuff, he proceeded to smack them around with live, large fish he had caught earlier in the day with his children. (I know this because one of the dancers, named Squeeler, a pretty Thai woman with a wayward right eye, is dating the librarian of our county library, who told me the entire story). Nobody took pictures of the entire incident and will release a new video soon. National Geographic has contacted him for the rights to the pictures and the story for a mini-series that will be released in the fall after the NFL pleads bankruptcy, since during hard times who in their right mind would want to pay $200 for a ticket to watch large felons in tights throw a ball around that ony two or three people actually get to run with. Nobody also had a pretty good run on the TV Show "Jeopardy" for those that watch. He won $19,700 over two episodes but on the third episode, some trouble started. As the show came on, he shouted, "This IS Jeopardy !" over the announcer and this pissed off Alex Treebark, who then attempted to correct Nobody's word pronunciations throughout the show. It got to Final Jeopardy, and any viewer could see that Nobody was fired up but then the screen went blank and I was unable to see what happened...