Maggie’s Unfortunate events

aur0ra145

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Today, after my spirited "Thor" workout (run and weight lifting regiment,) I decided to reward myself for excellent performance (not kicking the bucket) with a Baconator. - Which oddly enough might be the reason I need these workouts in the first place.

The Baconator is by definition, "an object designed to catapult people into supreme happiness." It is The end all, be all of delectable foods. On the hamburger market, it has no equal, and rules as king over the dinner table. Baconators are proof that God Loves us and want us to be happy. - I like Baconators a little bit.

So, I ordered a Baconator at Wendys. Also, I got a 5-pack of spicy chicken nuggets to munch on; because, I have a long drive to my house. I took a bite of the first chicken nugget, started to chew, and.... *crunch!* I broke one of my molars in half. So it looks like I don't get to eat the best thing since canned beer. I'll be on protein shakes until I can get a dentist appointment. BTW, any tips about dentist stuff? I've never had to deal with a screwed up tooth before.

Share some of ya'lls stories where lady luck decided she was pissed off at you.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Aur0ra145</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

<span style="font-weight: bold">Share some of ya'lls stories where lady luck decided she was pissed off at you.</span> </div></div>


Yes. When I read this thread.
 
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It wasn't that Lady Luck was pissed off at me, but I came home from work one day, popped a lifesaver mint in my mouth, and started opening the mail. First thing was the dentist bill. Opened it and while checking the bill over I bit the lifesaver and broke off a tooth. I thought the dentist owed me a freebe for breaking it off while reviewing his bill, but he didnt see it that way....
 
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When hes done and offers you Percocet or Vicodan, tell him you react better with 2mg. Dilaudid.
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Go home, take two, glass of red wine or a couple beers....things will seem much better?