Maggie’s Urban Dictionary
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Alabama Lawn Dart
When you live in Alabama and a friend comes to visit your home and takes a dump on your lawn. Thus what they make is THE lawn dart.
Alabama Lawn Dart
When you live in Alabama and a friend comes to visit your home and takes a dump on your lawn. Thus what they make is THE lawn dart.
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Hahaha.... love the example:
Shanya decided her vag needed some lube so her boyfriend performed an alabama hot pocket.
Hahaha.... love the example:
Shanya decided her vag needed some lube so her boyfriend performed an alabama hot pocket.
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Damn this is a good one !!
Snooki
A mysterious creature long thought to be extinct until December of 2009. The Snooki is now very famous, but no one has any idea why. The wild Snooki is somewhere between 4-5 feet tall with dark orange skin and hair that is poofed up at the top, and speaks in incoherent gibberish. The Snooki has been spotted in seaside heights, New Jersey, Miami, Florida, and Florence Italy. While the origins of the Snooki are unknown, it claims to be of Italian descent and from New Jersey, but it is most likely of Mexican descent (this may explain the fabled chupacabra) and from New York. The wild Snooki is predatory in nature and ususlly hunts at sleazy night clubs that are overpopulated by spiky-haired, Ed Hardy wearing douchebags. The wild Snooki's preferred method of killing it's prey is to rape males(a ritual which it calls smush -smush), using it's myriad of STDs to kill them. The Snooki's diet is made up almost entirely of alcohol and semen. If attacked by a Snooki, the most effective way of getting rid of it is to punch it in the face. Recently, a creature thought to be related to the Snooki has been discovered, called the Deena. The Deena is similar to the Snooki in height and appearance,as well as mating and hunting rituals, except it's face resembles a gremlin and is known to perform "smush-smush" on both men and women. The most accepted theory on the origin of the Deena is that a Snooki will transform into a Deena either when it gets wet or is fed after midnight.
Damn this is a good one !!
Snooki
A mysterious creature long thought to be extinct until December of 2009. The Snooki is now very famous, but no one has any idea why. The wild Snooki is somewhere between 4-5 feet tall with dark orange skin and hair that is poofed up at the top, and speaks in incoherent gibberish. The Snooki has been spotted in seaside heights, New Jersey, Miami, Florida, and Florence Italy. While the origins of the Snooki are unknown, it claims to be of Italian descent and from New Jersey, but it is most likely of Mexican descent (this may explain the fabled chupacabra) and from New York. The wild Snooki is predatory in nature and ususlly hunts at sleazy night clubs that are overpopulated by spiky-haired, Ed Hardy wearing douchebags. The wild Snooki's preferred method of killing it's prey is to rape males(a ritual which it calls smush -smush), using it's myriad of STDs to kill them. The Snooki's diet is made up almost entirely of alcohol and semen. If attacked by a Snooki, the most effective way of getting rid of it is to punch it in the face. Recently, a creature thought to be related to the Snooki has been discovered, called the Deena. The Deena is similar to the Snooki in height and appearance,as well as mating and hunting rituals, except it's face resembles a gremlin and is known to perform "smush-smush" on both men and women. The most accepted theory on the origin of the Deena is that a Snooki will transform into a Deena either when it gets wet or is fed after midnight.
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Sure as hell ain't no "Spider Monkey":
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spider+monkey
Sure as hell ain't no "Spider Monkey":
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spider+monkey
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I told the wife to check it out... She looked and then walked off disgusted... Looks like no Alabama hot pocket for me..
I told the wife to check it out... She looked and then walked off disgusted... Looks like no Alabama hot pocket for me..
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LOL! I'm there!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Maser%20Face
I also agree with what is written about my real name.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jason
LOL! I'm there!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Maser%20Face
I also agree with what is written about my real name.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jason
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My personal favorite: The Angry Pirate!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=angry+pirate
My personal favorite: The Angry Pirate!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=angry+pirate
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My all time favorite
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=angry+end+of+the+aztecs
My all time favorite
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=angry+end+of+the+aztecs
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: hypno</div><div class="ubbcode-body">My all time favorite
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=angry+end+of+the+aztecs</div></div>
Funny Shit.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: hypno</div><div class="ubbcode-body">My all time favorite
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=angry+end+of+the+aztecs</div></div>
Funny Shit.
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The Angry pirate got me in trouble. I was laughing so hard, my wife asked what was so funny, so I told her. Now I'm in trouble.
The Angry pirate got me in trouble. I was laughing so hard, my wife asked what was so funny, so I told her. Now I'm in trouble.
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As if some of these things werent crazy enough..they start combining them
Angry Pirate Dragon
As if some of these things werent crazy enough..they start combining them
Angry Pirate Dragon
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