Maggie’s Veterinary Science

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Veterinary Science



A dog lover , whose dog was a female and " in heat " , agreed to look after her neighbours male dog while the neighbours were on holiday.

She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However , as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds , upon rushing downstairs she found the dogs locked together , in obvious pain and unable to disengage , as so frequently happens when dogs mate.

Unable to separate them and perplexed as to what to do next , although it was late , she called the vet , who answered in a very grumpy voice.

Having explained the problem to him , the vet said , " Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw ".

" Do you think that will work ? " , she asked.

" It just worked for me " , he replied.