EMERGENCY ROOM.
The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for four hours, I put on my old cammies
and stuck on a patch that I had downloaded off the Internet onto the front of my shirt.
When I went into the E.R.,
I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.
I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least three hours off my waiting time.
Here's the patch.
Feel free to use it
the next time you're in need
of quicker emergency service.
The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for four hours, I put on my old cammies
and stuck on a patch that I had downloaded off the Internet onto the front of my shirt.
When I went into the E.R.,
I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.
I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least three hours off my waiting time.
Here's the patch.
Feel free to use it
the next time you're in need
of quicker emergency service.
