WAY too funny.....Woke Dixie Chicks Change their Name

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Woke Dixie Chicks Change their Name | The Gateway Pundit | by Jim Hoft

Dixie Chicks (Wikicommons) The woke Dixie Chicks finally got with the current national movement and changed their name this week.

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[HiDesertELR]

Let the chaos begin!

 

[Jgunner]

The who? Fuckem.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

The who? Never heard of them.

 

[Jscb1b]

Now they need a ho on stage.

 

[MtnCreek]

Who the fuck are you?

Who are you? Who, who, who, who?

 

[Sean the Nailer]

Who the fuck are you?

Who are you? Who, who, who, who?

I really wanna know...

 

[...]

....i genuinely thought for sure this would be an Onion article....noooope

literally bizarro world.

 

[rtB]

Well "chicks" is a misogynistic term also. So that leaves "The".

 

[Greg Langelius *]

They could be taking themselves a whole lot more seriously than is merited.

But who am I...?

 

[FishinGuns]

Somebody forgot to tell them that country music still hates their guts before they just changed their name...

 

[Seed tick]

Sssshhhiiitttt!

 

[Mike Casselton]

@8pointer maybe this is why you heard one of their songs the other day.

 

[atepointer]

@8pointer maybe this is why you heard one of their songs the other day.

It was shocking my George Strait channel would be polluted with the DixieTwits. Needless to say the thumbs down was levied.

 

[Arc Light]

Here's my suggestion for a new name: The Commie Cunts

 

[Son of Dorn]

Today I learned that the Dixie Chicks are apparently still a thing. And I'll probably have forgotten again in six hours.

 

[JCHayes]

Screw em. I never listened to any of their shit anyway.

 

[Threadcutter308]

Well "chicks" is a misogynistic term also. So that leaves "The".

If only Prince were still alive. Probably the only person that could fuck up this dumpster fire even more than what it is.........

 

[1J04]

I really wanna know...

I woke up in a Soho doorway
A policeman knew my name
He said "You can go sleep at home tonight
If you can get up and walk away"
I staggered back to the underground
And the breeze blew back my hair
I remember throwing punches around
And preaching from my chair

 

[yellowfin]

It's like the left is having a contest to see just who can become the stupidest.

 

[W54/XM-388]

I think they actually made it worse. "The Chicks" sounds derogatory and sexist if you say it around the woke SJW crowd.

 

[Fig]

 

[Fig]

Shoulda been The Craka Chix

 

[FS1]

I never thought 2020 would pose an existential threat to Dixie Cups.

 

[deersniper]

^vomit

 

[Doc68]

Didn't they stop being a thing in like 95, 25 years ago now.....

 

[Rthur]

They'd have better luck if they changed it to 3 chicks and a cup...
Dumbasses already burn their own ass back when.

R

 

[Keel Haul]

Last time they did anything news worthy was when Bush Jr was in office. Your 15 minutes are up ladies, exit stage....Left.

 

[timesublime]

The Licksy Clits? Who are they?

 

[Maggot]

I went to school with a girl named Dixie, wonder if she'll change her name? Bwahahahaha

I dont give a fuck what they call themselves, Id hit'em.

All at once or one at a time.

 

[Alphatreedog]

They are pandering for popularity. Lookin for another 1.5 seconds of fame .

 

[Thorny]

"CHICKLETS"

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I guess "Talentless Whining Bulldykes" was taken????

Just theorizing...

Sirhr

 

[Lapuapalooza]

Here's my suggestion for a new name: The Commie Cunts

Shoulda been The Craka Chix

The Licksy Clits? Who are they?

"CHICKLETS"

Say it fast...

“The Chicks Eat Dicks”

A little dyslexia humor for ya....

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

Fuck those whores.

 

[powdahound76]

The one in the middle is darn cute.

Oh well.

Im in a mood.

Hank III it is!!!

 

[TheGerman]

Dixie Rekt

 

[Porksboy]

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Cool. They should be known as the "Chicks With Dix" from now on...

By the way, mainstream "country" is not country to begin with... Go outlaw or get the fuck out...

 

[Threadcutter308]

I guess "Talentless Whining Bulldykes" was taken????

Just theorizing...

Sirhr

I initially read that as “the taintless whining bulldykes”........

 

[powdahound76]

Easy on the Wodka sir.

Perhaps clean the trifocals?

Hmmmm

 

[MtnCreek]

Last I remember they were spouting off in euroland about bush and F America. I just figured they found a real job at wafflehouse or somewhere after that. Had no idea they were still together, but makes since given what's considered country now days. The pigface dyke is nasty. Given the right circumstance, I'd bang the other two, but I'd most likely keep that to myself.

 

[Maggot]

@Maggot

With what??

Ask Mrs. Zick.

 

[EddieNFL]

Cool. They should be known as the "Chicks With Dix" from now on...

By the way, mainstream "country" is not country to begin with... Go outlaw or get the fuck out...

Like Willie, Waylon and me?

 

[hlee]

Like Willie, Waylon and me?

I hate to admit it, but Willie is a fucking commie...

 

[Maser]

Cool. They should be known as the "Chicks With Dix" from now on...

Futanari huh?

 

[W54/XM-388]

Futanari huh?

They are not nearly curvy enough or well endowed enough to compete in that league......

 

[Mike Casselton]

They should have just teamed up with a grocery store chain and they could call themselves The Winn-Dixie Chicks.