Just curious what if anything any of you have named your rifle, and why? Please include any useful stories.
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What did you name your Rifle?
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Re: What did you name your Rifle?
I named mine : "Your mom." because only someone born from me knocking up a low rent Savage 10fp would ask such a stupid and juvenile question.
As a matter of fact your screen name verifies this intercourse.
I named mine : "Your mom." because only someone born from me knocking up a low rent Savage 10fp would ask such a stupid and juvenile question.
As a matter of fact your screen name verifies this intercourse.
Re: What did you name your Rifle?
My 10/22 is named Spitfire and my .338RUM I used to have was named Bully because that's what it used to do to my shoulder and wallet.
My 10/22 is named Spitfire and my .338RUM I used to have was named Bully because that's what it used to do to my shoulder and wallet.
Re: What did you name your Rifle?
Ticket puncher. Because will punch your ticket for your first class trip to hell.
Ticket puncher. Because will punch your ticket for your first class trip to hell.
Re: What did you name your Rifle?
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Re: What did you name your Rifle?
The best I have heard was "Linda Lovelace". Apparrently his factory Remington had a really long throat.
The best I have heard was "Linda Lovelace". Apparrently his factory Remington had a really long throat.
Re: What did you name your Rifle?
I only have "1" rifle and it is named after my wife "Jenny Sue".
I only have "1" rifle and it is named after my wife "Jenny Sue".
Re: What did you name your Rifle?
I think I'll name my rifle Sumpter Steve,the bearded sex machine....
I think I'll name my rifle Sumpter Steve,the bearded sex machine....
Re: What did you name your Rifle?
I refer to one of mine as "three-oh-eight" and the other as "seven-oh-eight".........
I refer to one of mine as "three-oh-eight" and the other as "seven-oh-eight".........
Re: What did you name your Rifle?
My custom bench gun "Col Klink" its built on a german mauser action
Scott
My custom bench gun "Col Klink" its built on a german mauser action
Scott
Re: What did you name your Rifle?
I named my car Jennifer, my lawnmower Bruce, and my house Catherine.
My air conditioner is named Charles, and my Laptop is named Ophelia.
My circular saw is named Sam.
My favorite t-shirt is named Chuckee. My television is named Zoe, and my workbench is named Brutus.
I named my car Jennifer, my lawnmower Bruce, and my house Catherine.
My air conditioner is named Charles, and my Laptop is named Ophelia.
My circular saw is named Sam.
My favorite t-shirt is named Chuckee. My television is named Zoe, and my workbench is named Brutus.
Re: What did you name your Rifle?
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CavScout1983</div><div class="ubbcode-body">What'd you name your butt plug though?
Barry?</div></div>
<span style="font-size: 20pt"><span style="font-weight: bold">HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!</span></span>
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CavScout1983</div><div class="ubbcode-body">What'd you name your butt plug though?
Barry?</div></div>
<span style="font-size: 20pt"><span style="font-weight: bold">HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!</span></span>
Re: What did you name your Rifle?
I dont name mine, except the M24 I named buttercup, just sayin
I dont name mine, except the M24 I named buttercup, just sayin
Re: What did you name your Rifle?
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CavScout1983</div><div class="ubbcode-body">What'd you name your butt plug though?
Barry? </div></div>
jIGG-O-billie
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CavScout1983</div><div class="ubbcode-body">What'd you name your butt plug though?
Barry? </div></div>
jIGG-O-billie
Re: What did you name your Rifle?
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CavScout1983</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I named my bottle of lube, Slick. </div></div>
lube is for pussies
HA!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CavScout1983</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I named my bottle of lube, Slick. </div></div>
lube is for pussies
HA!
Re: What did you name your Rifle?
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: COURAGEWOLF</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CavScout1983</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I named my bottle of lube, Slick. </div></div>
lube is for pussies
HA!</div></div>
and yee ole bungholes also!!!!!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: COURAGEWOLF</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CavScout1983</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I named my bottle of lube, Slick. </div></div>
lube is for pussies
HA!</div></div>
and yee ole bungholes also!!!!!
Re: What did you name your Rifle?
I named mine "Remington 700". No, wait the factory named it that.
Do people really name their stuff? I have enough real friends I don't need any of the imaginary variety.
I named mine "Remington 700". No, wait the factory named it that.
Do people really name their stuff? I have enough real friends I don't need any of the imaginary variety.
Re: What did you name your Rifle?
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tim K</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I named mine "Remington 700". No, wait the factory named it that.
Do people really name their stuff? I have enough real friends I don't need any of the imaginary variety. </div></div>
I name everything I look at.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tim K</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I named mine "Remington 700". No, wait the factory named it that.
Do people really name their stuff? I have enough real friends I don't need any of the imaginary variety. </div></div>
I name everything I look at.
Re: What did you name your Rifle?
PSS, Vamfyra. SHe fired reaaly well after I broke her in, and when I cranked down the cheek piece and removed the bolt, I cut my thumb on a sharp edge of the receiver, hence, Vampire + Fire = Vamfyra
M14, Beth...
M4gery, Backroom Betty, because she sits in the back room of the house
Benelli, Lulu, because she's a fat heavy bitch that lays a serious ass whoopin on
GAP/AI, Goblin because she's green and ugly
R1A1, Beat Down, but that may change once the Congoization is finished
.45 Safari Frame/Springfield slide, Belle
I name all my firearms and blades because even though they are tools they still each hold a certain spirit that is found when they become one with me and the zen moment happens
PSS, Vamfyra. SHe fired reaaly well after I broke her in, and when I cranked down the cheek piece and removed the bolt, I cut my thumb on a sharp edge of the receiver, hence, Vampire + Fire = Vamfyra
M14, Beth...
M4gery, Backroom Betty, because she sits in the back room of the house
Benelli, Lulu, because she's a fat heavy bitch that lays a serious ass whoopin on
GAP/AI, Goblin because she's green and ugly
R1A1, Beat Down, but that may change once the Congoization is finished
.45 Safari Frame/Springfield slide, Belle
I name all my firearms and blades because even though they are tools they still each hold a certain spirit that is found when they become one with me and the zen moment happens
Re: What did you name your Rifle?
jayjay, you need to get yourself down to LA and fix that jones o yours, just sayin...
jayjay, you need to get yourself down to LA and fix that jones o yours, just sayin...
Re: What did you name your Rifle?
After a bad day at the range I named my M1A "filthy disease ridden whore".
After a bad day at the range I named my M1A "filthy disease ridden whore".
Re: What did you name your Rifle?
I've had a few ma bells (reach out and touch someone), when I ran a barrel out I called it a Kenny (you killed Kenny you bastard)..
I've had a few ma bells (reach out and touch someone), when I ran a barrel out I called it a Kenny (you killed Kenny you bastard)..
Re: What did you name your Rifle?
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: splean</div><div class="ubbcode-body">After a bad day at the range I named my M1A "filthy disease ridden whore". </div></div>
Oh, there is a STORY behind that, come on, spill it!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: splean</div><div class="ubbcode-body">After a bad day at the range I named my M1A "filthy disease ridden whore". </div></div>
Oh, there is a STORY behind that, come on, spill it!
Re: What did you name your Rifle?
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Switchblade</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: splean</div><div class="ubbcode-body">After a bad day at the range I named my M1A "filthy disease ridden whore". </div></div>
Oh, there is a STORY behind that, come on, spill it!</div></div>
Not much of a story I'm afraid. It just seems the more money I spend on her the wider she spreads......
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Switchblade</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: splean</div><div class="ubbcode-body">After a bad day at the range I named my M1A "filthy disease ridden whore". </div></div>
Oh, there is a STORY behind that, come on, spill it!</div></div>
Not much of a story I'm afraid. It just seems the more money I spend on her the wider she spreads......
Re: What did you name your Rifle?
I call my AR the rifle, and my 1911 the pistol. So far I haven't mixed them up.
I call my AR the rifle, and my 1911 the pistol. So far I haven't mixed them up.
Re: What did you name your Rifle?
oh yeah.. I also call my duck hunting gun (870 express) "The Boat Paddle" becuase I could use it as a boat paddle and it would still work exactly the way it was intended. I could pound fence posts with that damn gun and it would still work just as good as the day she was built!
oh yeah.. I also call my duck hunting gun (870 express) "The Boat Paddle" becuase I could use it as a boat paddle and it would still work exactly the way it was intended. I could pound fence posts with that damn gun and it would still work just as good as the day she was built!
Re: What did you name your Rifle?
Let me see if I'm clear on this. You call your AR..."the rifle" and you call your 1911..."the pistol." Wow.
Let me see if I'm clear on this. You call your AR..."the rifle" and you call your 1911..."the pistol." Wow.
Re: What did you name your Rifle?
Wow, that's <span style="font-style: italic">Aaawwsome</span>, Man... I mean, like..., <span style="font-style: italic">Kewl</span>...
Wow, that's <span style="font-style: italic">Aaawwsome</span>, Man... I mean, like..., <span style="font-style: italic">Kewl</span>...
