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When you got that ace up your sleeve.....

HeavyAssault

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    It must not have been that traumatic.................
    In 2016, 25-year-old Eldon recreated the cover fully clothed to pay homage to the hit record, which blasted indie rock to the mainstream with hits like "Smells Like Teen Spirit" and "Lithium."

    "I said to the photographer, ‘Let’s do it naked.’ But he thought that would be weird, so I wore my swim shorts," Elden said of the shoot at the time.


    In any case, it looks like his legal guardian consented so his standing to sue is.......................?
    The infant’s family was only paid $200 for the 15-second plunge in the pool, which only happened because Elden’s dad was a friend of the photographer, according to a 2008 NPR report.

    I think he's just salty about the 200 bucks.
     
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    You'll notice he just wants money and is not bothering with any criminal complaints.
    That's because according to USA law and just about all the rest of the western countries that photograph is specifically NOT any type of pornography and is fully legal, has been since day 1 and still is.

    He's just a looser looking for a free ride and throwing out outlandish accusations, hoping to blackmail somebody into some money.
     
    Eldon also said he has suffered "lifelong damage" from having his naked body plastered on the triple-diamond selling album

    :ROFLMAO: No one knew who the fuck you were until you come up with this shit. How many people have came up to this guy in the last 30 years and said man I know you from somewhere. Aren't you that baby with the little dick on the Nirvana cover?
     
    You'll notice he just wants money and is not bothering with any criminal complaints.
    That's because according to USA law and just about all the rest of the western countries that photograph is specifically NOT any type of pornography and is fully legal, has been since day 1 and still is.

    He's just a looser looking for a free ride and throwing out outlandish accusations, hoping to blackmail somebody into some money.

    Not to get off the main subject of Bands, naked babies and lawyers, But anyone remember back in the day when the Scorpions did their 1st run Album release ' Virgin Killer ' here in the States ? , Now that Album Cover raised some publicity and actual/borderline child Porn .
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    It most not have been that traumatic.................



    In any case, it looks like his legal guardian consented so his standing to sue is.......................?


    I think he's just salty about the 200 bucks.
    Exactly fucking right. He was fine with it in 2016 and now he suddenly has a problem?

    Fuck him and his commie, ambulance chasing lawyer
     
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    Exactly fucking right. He was fine with it in 2016 and now he suddenly has a problem?

    Fuck him and his commie, ambulance chasing lawyer

    I would download that web article to pdf, print it and highlight the part about 2016, mail it to him, tell him I have a stack of copies for my lawyer, and then ask him what the trial date was...........LOLOLOLOL
     
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    i mean im not gonna lie....ive always thought it was a little odd to just have a baby dong on the cover of an album...

    not saying this fuckstick deserves a dime...but still.....odd.
     
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    This will be a great court case. I can see the defense lawyer asking this guy if he has sued his parents for facilitating this so called child abuse. This puke is never going to get a penny.
     
    He has a great argument that it "scarred" him for life - he actually has the album title, "Nevermind" tattooed across his chest. Because, you know, that title brings up such traumatic memories that he wants to see it every day. He also admitted that he has used his album cover fame to pick up chicks, asking them if they've ever seen the album cover, then asking them if they want to see what his penis looks like now.