White Man Chicken Rage

[Veer_G]

WHAT?! You slimy motherfuckers ...

https://www.reddit.com/r/McDonalds/comments/7ciur9/the_discontinuation_of_the_buttermilk_crispy/

I didn't want a goddamned Double Quarter Pounder.

 

[Veer_G]

Pale bitch got my chicken!

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[Sean the Nailer]

Veer, if this is the substance of the problems you face in life,,,, then I want your life. Mine is much more chaotic, and expensive.

 

[MtnCreek]

Better chicken is served in service stations.

 

[Veer_G]

Veer, if this is the substance of the problems you face in life,,,, then I want your life. Mine is much more chaotic, and expensive.

Nah, I'm just waiting for the first enraged chicken-seeking customer to drag a hapless Mickey D's employee out through the drive-through window and slap them around a bit. But I do like them and was surprised by this enough to get sort of pouty about it. It's also fun to focus on something other than my medical woes.

 

[Alphatreedog]

A few years back my best friend from grade school myself and our wives went out for drinks . The atmosphere was nice , guy playing piano . We all decide to order food and the waitress asks my buddy how would you like your chicken . In his best Sean Connery voice he says lightly strangled not choked .
I can't hear or think of chicken without remembering .

 

[QuickNDirty]

Pale bitch got my chicken!

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Is that Eli?

 

[chorizo]

As my Uncle, a Master Chief Petty Officer, used to say, "Chicken! Shit, I like Chicken. Shit"

 

[chorizo]

Also had the Naval Attache, a black shoe Captain who, in the manner of most Navy black shoe Captains, was a real dick, always ask for "polla" when ordering food in Spain......I would always smile and let it ride, hoping that some day they would serve him a big plate of it.

For you non-habla types Pollo is chicken in spanish polla is slang for cock.....and I don't mean the chicken type.

 

[Geno C.]

Chickens eat worms, worms eat shit! Whenever someone orders any sort of chicken in our family someone else has to say it.

Best chicken strips by far are Hardee's!!