Who knew dealing with shit pays so well….

[HeavyAssault]

Kitty litter heiress lists California estate for $88M

Jonny Cat kitty-litter heiress Joi Stephens has put her massive Santa Barbara, California, property up for sale. The listing is priced at $88 million.

www.foxbusiness.com

There’s so many bad things to be said.

 

[johnnycat]

Awesome article about the origin of my handle

 

[Ronws]

A guy drives a truck that serves port-a-potties (I call them shit suckers) finally gets home for the evening and his wife has just finished making dinner.

"How was your day?"

"Shitty."

"So, the usual."

 

[MrSmith]

A guy drives a truck that serves port-a-potties (I call them shit suckers) finally gets home for the evening and his wife has just finished making dinner.

"How was your day?"

"Shitty."

"So, the usual."

"Same day, different shit."

Thank you,
MrSmith

 

[IronSkillet]

Advertising on rear of septic tank truck “Smells Like Money”.

 

[Big Phish]

Seen a bumper sticker on shitsucker truck once that said “Your shit is my bread and butter”.

 

[wade2big]

“Your shit is our bread and butter”

 

[Spock]

Truck around here used to say “I’m number one on for your number two”

 

[Potsy]

“WE HAUL MILK ON SUNDAY”
Is still my favorite…….

 

[Ronws]

I imagine the pay of a shit sucker driver is going to be kind of good. No one wants that job without some compensation.

 

[Sniperwannabee]

Advertising on rear of septic tank truck “Smells Like Money”.

The Wonderful Musings Of Sewer Tank Trucks

They aren't the best, but they're a solid number 2.

cheezburger.com

 

[Aftermath]

One of the guys from high school bought a 1 ton truck with the shit sucker already attached and maybe a dozen bluerooms when we were seniors. Pretty much everyone just thought he was sorta weird (he was/is a little strange). A few of us thought at least he was making some cash. He bought more toilets and another truck. Then more. Won some contracts with the state and such.
He was a millionaire long ago and hasn't been out on the trucks for a very long time. However, he is definitely the sort of guy that would not hesitate to go pick up the slack if needed, no matter day or night or holiday.

 

[GUN NUT in IA]

One of the guys from high school bought a 1 ton truck with the shit sucker already attached and maybe a dozen bluerooms when we were seniors. Pretty much everyone just thought he was sorta weird (he was/is a little strange). A few of us thought at least he was making some cash. He bought more toilets and another truck. Then more. Won some contracts with the state and such.
He was a millionaire long ago and hasn't been out on the trucks for a very long time. However, he is definitely the sort of guy that would not hesitate to go pick up the slack if needed, no matter day or night or holiday.

There is a bunch of money available . . . in doing things other folks don't want to do.

 

[Big Phish]

It's a humble job regardless. I rather be a plumber to fix the shitters and then to suck out massive amount stale piss and right like pipe fitters do daily.

 

[TexPatriot]

Advertising on rear of septic tank truck “Smells Like Money”.

A septic pumper once pulled up to a neighbor's house to pump their septic tank and got out and announced "I smell that money!".

Telling the story to my mother she responded in disgust, "You should have told him, Smells like shit to me."

 

[TexPatriot]

One of the guys from high school bought a 1 ton truck with the shit sucker already attached and maybe a dozen bluerooms when we were seniors. Pretty much everyone just thought he was sorta weird (he was/is a little strange). A few of us thought at least he was making some cash. He bought more toilets and another truck. Then more. Won some contracts with the state and such.
He was a millionaire long ago and hasn't been out on the trucks for a very long time. However, he is definitely the sort of guy that would not hesitate to go pick up the slack if needed, no matter day or night or holiday.

I knew a guy just like that. Hard working, installed and maintained septics and ran a pump truck on the side. And got rich. He had a big shop, a fleet of trucks and people working for him, an airplane hanger he kept his helicopter, offshore cigarette boat, Harleys, dirtbikes and vintage trucks he was restoring.
And he still drove the pump truck himself up until he got cancer and died.

He knew his shit.

 

[hero's machine]

You sure didn't pussy foot around with a catty title.

 

[Ronws]

There is a bunch of money available . . . in doing things other folks don't want to do.

Mike Rowe's "Dirty Jobs."

 

[TexPatriot]

I could install new septic systems but there wouldn't be any warranty.

Once you take a dump in it, it's your problem, I ain't coming back.

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

There is a bunch of money available . . . in doing things other folks don't want to do.

I’m on my 4th mobile home and buying my 5th next week, I can vaguely recall the last time I punched a clock for someone else.

 

[JoshPutman]

I've always called the shit trucks "honey dippers".

 

[Big Phish]

I could install new septic systems but there wouldn't be any warranty.

Once you take a dump in it, it's your problem, I ain't coming back.

Around here I can’t cover it up until county/state inspection passes and then cover it up for another final inspection then it out of my hands but we do guarantee our work though to a point depending on circumstances.

 

[n2ishun]

 

[Ronws]

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Color me better informed, now,. That is, indeed, your best side.

 

[babyguppy]

Kitty litter heiress lists California estate for $88M

Jonny Cat kitty-litter heiress Joi Stephens has put her massive Santa Barbara, California, property up for sale. The listing is priced at $88 million.

www.foxbusiness.com

There’s so many bad things to be said.

wonder who she votes for?