Why not- let's give it a shot, vintage advertisements from yesteryear.

[LuckyDuck]

I'll start it off...

 

[Milf Dots]

 

[Milf Dots]

 

[Milf Dots]

 

[Milf Dots]

 

[Milf Dots]

 

[Bullfrog08]

Here's a couple.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Yes, it's fake. But damn if it isn't a good one!

 

[buffalowinter]

 

[roostercogburn98]

 

[Ronws]

 

[vwhugger]

Loved all those Winchester ads back in the 50's when I was a little kid.

 

[MrSmith]

Thank you,
MrSmith

 

[whatsupdoc]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

No thread on old advertising can be complete without some material from David Ogilvy. His book "Ogilvy on Advertising" is one of my must-reads when teaching psy-ops. He is from the "Copy heavy" era of advertising. But also had the knack for the 'punchy'' headline and great follow-up down cold.

His series of ads for Volkswagen made the Bug the top selling car in the world.

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[ggmanning]

 

[Baron23]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Another guy who should be called out here... Joe Sedelmaier. One of the best TV advertising guys in history.

His ads were both easy-to-identify and superbly entertaining.

Joe Sedelmaier - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

One of his most famous. If I may indulge the OP by including TV ads...



Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[gamboolman]

As little kids in the early 60's this stuff in your hair would allow you to withstand hurricane force winds and rains...

 

[sirhrmechanic]

As little kids in the early 60's this stuff in your hair would allow you to withstand hurricane force winds and rains...
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I don’t want FOP… I’m a Dapper Dan man!!!

Sirhr

 

[Ronws]

As little kids in the early 60's this stuff in your hair would allow you to withstand hurricane force winds and rains...
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A little dab'll do ya.

 

[Pre64]

 

[Nik H]

 

[Nik H]

Another goodie

 

[texastonk]

 

[mtrmn]

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That's some pure tactical goodness right there

 

[Moe Ron]

zero m sonic blaster ad at DuckDuckGo

DuckDuckGo. Privacy, Simplified.

duckduckgo.com

 

[n2ishun]

First, the real one

2nd, since there are so many fake ads already posted (HK....seriously? posting the guys 2011 death timeline ?)
Have a

 

[BAMAboy18]

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Those were the rage when I was in school! Jordache jeans were hot too )

 

[n2ishun]

Those were the rage when I was in school! Jordache jeans were hot too )

Nothing made a hot ass look hotter than Ditto jeans on a young lady
Remember em ?

 

[BAMAboy18]

Nothing made a hot ass look hotter than Ditto jeans on a young lady
Remember em ?

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Those may have been slightly before my time, judging by the shoes, I graduated in '82

 

[LeonBlank]

Those may have been slightly before my time, judging by the shoes, I graduated in '82

Pocket less jeans came around again in the 2000's. They were not for everyone. She was either a 10 or a 1 in them.

 

[LuckyDuck]

-LD

 

[LuckyDuck]

-LD

 

[ChezJfrey]

Nothing made a hot ass look hotter than Ditto jeans on a young lady
Remember em ?

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Man, I'd almost forgotten about those...thanks for the reminder! Even as a preteen during that time, I could tell those jeans did something to highlight the attractive females, even if I didn't quite realize "what" that "what" was at the time, LOL

 

[theLBC]

 

[abn31c]

 

[LuckyDuck]

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Ouch- that certainly didn't age gracefully.

-LD

 

[n2ishun]

Man, I'd almost forgotten about those...thanks for the reminder! Even as a preteen during that time, I could tell those jeans did something to highlight the attractive females, even if I didn't quite realize "what" that "what" was at the time, LOL

Not a problem.
The girl I went out with in high school had an ass that was sublime, and she always seemed to wear Ditto jeans.
I, for one, cannot possibly forget them....or "dat ass".

Unfortunately that ass didn't make it thru her first childbirth (not mine, if it matters, we were long broken up by then).

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Sirhr

 

[LuckyDuck]

-LD

 

[n2ishun]

Here's an old classic

 

[LuckyDuck]

-LD

 

[Llatikcuf]

And less than a buck a round.

 

[LuckyDuck]

 

[LuckyDuck]

 

[vh20]

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Caller: “Do you have Prince Albert in a can?”
Store: “Yes, we do!”
Caller: “Well you better let him out, he’s gonna suffocate!”
Click…