Why Oh Why Couldn't This Be Real?!

paul sheldon is a fictitious writer and main character in the book and movie misery.

written by stephen king, who wrote some good books despite being a fucktard.
 
Worked at Borders for 10 years and at a public library for another 4 and this lady is calm compared to most of the nutcases that come in. Yes, I know it's fake.

In 10 years of working at a bookstore I was subpoenaed 5 or 6 times for 2 separate incidents. The first guy threatened to kill me over a frequent coffee card and was arrested. I got my first subpoena to testify but then his lawyer died.

The guy gets bailed out and beats the shit out of his dad and is arrested again. The guy some how gets bailed out again and attacks his mother. Somehow they let this ass clown get bailed out again and he steals a cop car and tries to run the cop down. I finally get to court and the guy threatens to kill us in front of the judge.

The second guy was a crack head who stole my till in broad daylight in front of 15 people all drinking coffee. He copped a deal and got something like 10 years for a little over $200. I didn't work in a bad area it was actually one of the nicer towns in my state.

Bookstores are freaking crazy places to work!!
 
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With the rise of crazy Karens out there in public performing for all our entertainment, it pains me to know this Karen encounter is obviously staged. :(


Oh shit that is going to be one of the funniest fucking things I have ever seen. She even went full cockadooty...lol. nice Annie impersonation

And the movie is actually really good for those that haven't seen it
 
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