Damn... you sure it is identifying by the one of the 3496 genders?
Because it looks like it should identify as a cross between a Yak and a Mandrill that got hit by a Mann Truck and left on the A4 as a road pizza... not as a walking-talking Karen-skank-o-vitch.
Worked at Borders for 10 years and at a public library for another 4 and this lady is calm compared to most of the nutcases that come in. Yes, I know it's fake.
In 10 years of working at a bookstore I was subpoenaed 5 or 6 times for 2 separate incidents. The first guy threatened to kill me over a frequent coffee card and was arrested. I got my first subpoena to testify but then his lawyer died.
The guy gets bailed out and beats the shit out of his dad and is arrested again. The guy some how gets bailed out again and attacks his mother. Somehow they let this ass clown get bailed out again and he steals a cop car and tries to run the cop down. I finally get to court and the guy threatens to kill us in front of the judge.
The second guy was a crack head who stole my till in broad daylight in front of 15 people all drinking coffee. He copped a deal and got something like 10 years for a little over $200. I didn't work in a bad area it was actually one of the nicer towns in my state.