Why You Don't Eat Hot Food Out of Gas Stations

Not sure which is worse, the father losing his life, or the reported individual completely paralyzed and alive all thanks to eating some gas station nachos.

Shitty, shitty, shitty deal there.
 
I once got some chicken nuggets from McDonalds that were completely raw inside. You can't trust anyone with your food sadly. Last night the pizza place took an extra 30 minutes because they said they screwed the pizza up twice. After getting home with the 3rd it was wrong up as well. Despite ordering online so they had they exact instructions on it... Too many idiots.
 
I once got some chicken nuggets from McDonalds that were completely raw inside. You can't trust anyone with your food sadly. Last night the pizza place took an extra 30 minutes because they said they screwed the pizza up twice. After getting home with the 3rd it was wrong up as well. Despite ordering online so they had they exact instructions on it... Too many idiots.

... who want $15 an hour to fuck your orders up, mind you.
 
Up here in Maple-i-stan... we have these gas stations called Maplefields. Short chain. Maybe 20 stations.

And they sell the BEST breakfast sandwiches on the planet. Their Sausage-egg-and cheese biscuits are close to a religious experience. Their bacon-egg-cheese muffins are almost as good. There are days when I get two meals a day from Maplefields.... on the basis that a Vermont Seven course meal is a six-pack and a steak. And I have a freezer full of steaks.

However... avoid the Irving Sushi. And the Exxon fishsticks. Just 'sayin.

Nothing wrong with gas station food. You just have to know which gas stations to fill up at.

Cheers,

Sirhr
 
Around here most stores have a diner and the folks cooking are mostly older ladies that have been preparing food all their lives. Fine biscuits, pork chops, etc. I won't get ice from a fountain machine, no way in hell im eating cheese from one of those cheese extruders.

A big big chain gas station I will eat out of is quick trip. They have some pretty good sandwiches; beats the hell out of some fast food place if you need a quick snack on the go.
 
Up here in Maple-i-stan... we have these gas stations called Maplefields. Short chain. Maybe 20 stations.

And they sell the BEST breakfast sandwiches on the planet. Their Sausage-egg-and cheese biscuits are close to a religious experience. Their bacon-egg-cheese muffins are almost as good. There are days when I get two meals a day from Maplefields.... on the basis that a Vermont Seven course meal is a six-pack and a steak. And I have a freezer full of steaks.

However... avoid the Irving Sushi. And the Exxon fishsticks. Just 'sayin.

Nothing wrong with gas station food. You just have to know which gas stations to fill up at.

Cheers,

Sirhr

The only time I got caught up in gastronomical misadventures they got me but good. Not from a roach coach, not from the Kwik-E-Mart, but from eggs at the airport in Philly. Two and a half weeks I was laid up with salmonellosis. For me, every meal on the turnpike is an act of faith, let alone a meatball sandwich out of the local WaWa.
 
I used to eat a bunch of AM/PM hamburgers as a ypung Marine in CA. They were two for a dollar & I had a big block Chevelle to feed.

Nowadays, I'll stop by Laredo Taco Co. for breakfast tacos. It's still gas station fast food, but I can watch the ladies roll out & grill my tortillas in front of me. Not too shabby for gas station food!
 
Chili dogs and gizzards.
This was the choice of the most spastic colon owners in our hunting group.
I made them pay.
We made another 2 hrs across Kansas before hitting the john.
They were already were into full ass hover/cheek clamp.

R