You cannot make this shit up...

[Kells81]

Got this from my #1 news source here in Kabul...

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Police in Dubuque, Iowa, responded to an unusual call this week: reports of a zebra and a parrot in the front seat of a truck parked outside a bar. The striped animal and his fine feathered friend were there to keep their owner company, but weren’t allowed in the bar.
Jerald Reiter, 55, told police the zebra and maccaw parrot enjoy going for rides in his truck, so he brought them to the bar, which he says usually allows animals inside, ABC affiliate KCRG-TV reports.
When the motley crew got to the bar, they were told because food was being served, the animals wouldn’t be allowed inside. Bar owners told KCRG no animals are ever allowed inside.</div></div>

 

[El Vaquero]

Re: You cannot make this shit up...

If he got drunk I guess he'd ride the zebra home and the parrot would ride shotgun on his shoulder.

 

[macthknife]

Re: You cannot make this shit up...

Guy goes into the the bar with the animals, & the bartender asks,"where did You get those two critters?" The parrot says,"I got the zebra in Africa, but I called Jerald here, cause He knows how to drive the truck."

 

[CavRed3]

Re: You cannot make this shit up...

I wonder how many people came out and thought the got to drunk or got something put in their drinks when the saw those to sitting in the truck

 

[Nortex]

Re: You cannot make this shit up...

I wanna know how in the hell he got a Damned ZEBRA in the front seat of a truck.

 

[Queequeg]

Re: You cannot make this shit up...

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mac the knife</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Guy goes into the the bar with the animals, & the bartender asks,"where did You get those two critters?" The parrot says,"I got the zebra in Africa, but I called Jerald here, cause He knows how to drive the truck." </div></div>

Not bad!