Dave and his buddies were discussing a jackpot team roping scheduled for the next day. Unfortunately, Dave had to tell them that he couldn't go to this one because his wife was dragging him to a wedding. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Dave headed home, frustrated.
The next morning when Dave's buddies arrived at the roping arena, they were shocked to see him -- already had his horses saddled and was warming them up.
"How did you talk your missus into letting you go Dave?", one of them asked.
"I didn't have to," Dave replied.
"Last night when I left you all, I went home and cracked a beer and sat on the couch pissed off about the thought of missing this roping. Then the ol' lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise!!!'."
"When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a see-through negligee and she said, 'Alright, Cowboy! Carry me to the bedroom, and tie me to the bed and do whatever you want!'
"So, HERE I AM!!"
The next morning when Dave's buddies arrived at the roping arena, they were shocked to see him -- already had his horses saddled and was warming them up.
"How did you talk your missus into letting you go Dave?", one of them asked.
"I didn't have to," Dave replied.
"Last night when I left you all, I went home and cracked a beer and sat on the couch pissed off about the thought of missing this roping. Then the ol' lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise!!!'."
"When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a see-through negligee and she said, 'Alright, Cowboy! Carry me to the bedroom, and tie me to the bed and do whatever you want!'
"So, HERE I AM!!"
