You might be a hoarder if:
You divide the number of primers in your stash by 25,000 and come up with a number larger than the number of friends you can name.
You measure your powder stash in tons instead of pounds.
Every supplier of AR magazines knows not only your name and address from memory, but also your debit card # and expiration.
You know exactly how long the true shelf life is on every kind of food known to man.
Your drinking water stash would fill two Olympic swimming pools.
You go into the barn and find three tractors you forgot you owned.
You own three copies of each of your favorite Penthouse magazines, with two of each sealed in a titanium vault.
Army Jerry is jealous.
You divide the number of primers in your stash by 25,000 and come up with a number larger than the number of friends you can name.
You measure your powder stash in tons instead of pounds.
Every supplier of AR magazines knows not only your name and address from memory, but also your debit card # and expiration.
You know exactly how long the true shelf life is on every kind of food known to man.
Your drinking water stash would fill two Olympic swimming pools.
You go into the barn and find three tractors you forgot you owned.
You own three copies of each of your favorite Penthouse magazines, with two of each sealed in a titanium vault.
Army Jerry is jealous.
