I was told it was fetish/kinky Wednesday is that not true?
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If you dont win GAOW for this one, dude should be banned.
Is your mother coming as well?
Well, al least she didnt say breakfast tacos in Austin or Dallas. I wound with some from Tin Star in Dallas back in the day that had bacon and watermelon in it. Not everything that is unique is good, and never try to upscale something that stands the test of time by itself.
The absolute BEST breakfast burritos come out of cooler in the back of a beat up car. When you hear on the shop intercom "the burrito lady is here, the burrito lady is here" you better be running or you aint getting the goods OR the pureed jalepenos for hot sauce. Those ladies deserve a medal; food trucks got nothing on them.
I hear ya about the scenery. I’m currently headed to Kermit for work. Definitely the asshole of Texas (& possibly all of the US!).Have a look at Imperial, Texas. As far as landscape, and the trashy town, it is a terrible part of the state. But, at lunch time there's a Mexican Abuela making brisket tacos out of a food truck, parked at an abandoned gas station.
We left out of a ranch next to Black Gap WMA on the morning of the end of a mule deer hunt. Buddy I was with said "we will get lunch in Imperial". I said "Imperial! You gotta be shitting me!" He said "you'll see". He was oh so right!
I hear ya about the scenery. I’m currently headed to Kermit for work. Definitely the asshole of Texas (& possibly all of the US!).
But yes, some of the food places are fantastic!
So that must make Austin the cock holster of Texas.I concur. Midland/Odessa asshole of Texas. Houston, armpit of Texas. Dallas Ft.Worth, toe jam of Texas.
Mine don’t seem to jump much.World's friendliest spider. About as likely to bite you as a mellow golden retriever.
Regal Jumping Spider is the largest jumping spider in Eastern USA.
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It amazes me that people like that think they look attractive.
I'd like to believe my wife was either a natural at it, or got so good at it by taking classes with bananas. I'd like to believe....
they dont, its society making seem that its okIt amazes me that people like that think they look attractive.
Nope nope nope. Thats a black widow where I come from.
I wonder if she bucks like a horse that gets a rope clamped under it's tail
It's kinda scary that this is what's going on in your life at 1:40 AM........
Double stabby!
1:40am, what does this number mean? I am retired now numbers have no meaning.It's kinda scary that this is what's going on in your life at 1:40 AM........
It's called a "Timestamp" Doofus.1:40am, what does this number mean? I am retired now numbers have no meaning.
I had one. In 4th grade, I think. It was older than this one. Mine didn't have "Shocks".
Christmas 1968
Hey I have been practicing for a while now. This is the second time I have retired. The last job was more of a hobby job until the whole thing went south.It's called a "Timestamp" Doofus.
And, while I'm at it........You've only been retired for a short while. You're not even out of the "getting over the shellshock of having worked for assholes all your life" stage of your retirement yet. Let me know when you're all mellow, could give two fucks about anything, a cocktail in your hand at 10:00 AM on a sunny summer day, after having been retired for a year. Like me
Two shrunken bowls and a stubby little vase
I had a red one of these.... "apple crate"
I'd like to think she was a naughty naughty girl and got what she had coming!Did she get that bruise on her ass from falling off those stupid shoes or does she like it really rough?
This dude needs to get laid moreAnd, good morning everyone. Here is the GAOW award for Wed. 07/13. Cut off was 08:00ET, Tues. 07/12. All entries thereafter count towards next week.
55 Entries total this week. Here are the 15 nominees:
1) NockHunter - Greetings!
2) NockHunter - Naw, that's a flotation device!
3) BarneyBDB - Old Glory!
4) BarneyBDB - Thank God I'm a Country girl!
5) BarneyBDB - Don't tangle my Rebel Plug!
6) BarneyBDB - Slow down! You're trolling too fast!
7) BarneyBDB - Perfectly defined!
8) BarneyBDB - Two Muscles, no waiting!
9) Nockhunter - She's a BRICK.... HOUSE!
10) Nockhunter - Pensive on the beach!
11) Porksboy - The Ultimate Split!
12) BigPoppaHugeTime - Puttin' on the kettle
13) BigPoppaHugeTime - Too hot for covers!
14) BarneyBDB - Fancy a Night swim?
15) BigPoppaHugeTime - Aw, they'll fit
And, the bronze award goes to:
BarneyBDB - Don't tangle my Rebel Plug!
Silver award goes to:
BigPoppaHugeTime - Aw, they'll fit
And the GAOW award for 07/13 goes to:
Nockhunter - "Greetings!"
Honorable Mentions:
============== Nockhunter - Pensive on the beach! ================== BarneyBDB - Thank God I'm a Country girl! ===========
=========== BarneyBDB - Perfectly defined! ========================= BarneyBDB - Two Muscles, no waiting! =============
Until next week, then.