Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[akmike47]

 

[Cowpokey]

Bet you'd suck out her fart and hold it like a bong hit.

Spoken like a professional.

 

[akmike47]

Spoken like a professional.

Don’t kink shame me.

 

[loboman7x57]

Now try that in Michigan

But the potholes are filled with snow in the winter.

 

[powerspc]

I can’t remember the joke, but the punchline is, ”Not in my Thermador you don’t”

 

[akmike47]

 

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[Dirty D]

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Row, row, row your ho

 

[Dirty D]

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This boy can sniff out a stinky starfish all the way from Baghdad, mad skills.

 

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[EddieNFL]

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That snake bite is deadly.

 

[Porksboy]

Well, al least she didnt say breakfast tacos in Austin or Dallas. I wound with some from Tin Star in Dallas back in the day that had bacon and watermelon in it. Not everything that is unique is good, and never try to upscale something that stands the test of time by itself.

The absolute BEST breakfast burritos come out of cooler in the back of a beat up car. When you hear on the shop intercom "the burrito lady is here, the burrito lady is here" you better be running or you aint getting the goods OR the pureed jalepenos for hot sauce. Those ladies deserve a medal; food trucks got nothing on them.

When I worked it was a beat up old car with cooles in the back. The lady had empanadas. Beef, Mango and I think chicken. The beef was the best. I really missed them and then we hired several Cubans, one of the wives makes empanada and sends them in. YUMMM.

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

Lunch at Mission Barbecue.
Good chow, and a freedom boner on the side.

 

[EddieNFL]

I miss eggburgers from Ms Kim's cart at 0200 in Songton.

 

[BigPoppaHugeTime]

 

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[7.62willdo]

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GRANDMA!!!!!!

 

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[TACC]

And this is ?

 

[Kjb1796]

Stupid

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

And this is ?

For those “men” who can get pregnant.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Animal357]

In RI, there is a cremation sign and just below it a few yards back is a creamery sign

Looking from a distance, they look to be together

 

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[WaywardSon]

 

[Expert684]

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Boston Whaler!!!

 

[Jefe's Dope]

Tell me that you hate your neighbor without telling me that you hate your neighbor.

 

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[akmike47]

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Paid a million dollars for a cake and the asshole still can't do hands right.