Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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I've said it before. That ass is fantastic, but that tattoo is on backwards.
Santa's sleigh is now run by moose power?
I'm pretty sure he's either retarded or suffered brain damage at some point. His posts are near legendary at this point.
Several years ago I asked a friend how much his wife's new tits cost. He said I don't know, but they are spectacular. Show him. Boom... Out they came. Yes, they are spectacular. Then he said that you ought to feel them on your back when she's on the scooter.
All my old neighbors would make everyone feel their wife’s new tits, way more awkward than it sounds lol
Similar story. My wife & I were at her 30th high school class reunion. One of my wife's male classmates was dating a girl they graduated with. He was telling me about helping this girl pick out new tits. I told him that he did a really great job!
Later that evening as the party is winding down the girl walks up to me sticks her chest out and says "Al said you thought he did a good job helping pick out my new boobs." I was a bit embarrassed, but I said yes, he did a really good job. She says you want to feel them! I said do you see my wife standing 6 feet away?
I really did want to feel them, but I'm not completely stupid or maybe I just wasn't drunk enough!
