Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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This is the ultimate craps shoot. I know plenty of mechanics that keep their shit in immaculate condition. And I know some other mechanics…
I just wanted to thank all of my friends here on the hide. In the last two weeks, two very good friends of ours have passed and it has been a very sad time. Thankfully I’ve been able to come on here and get my mind off of that. Y’all are some twisted people, and you making me laugh has helped get me through a little rough patch. Seriously, thank you.
Hopefully he has already eaten the sandwich that she should have made him also
Found this posted on the bedroom door of my 12 y.o. daughter's today. Almost teared up.
I recently spent $6,500 on a registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.
I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyway......I had the Vet come and take a look at him. He said,, the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young.
so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day. The bull started to service the cows within two days……. all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ... but they kind of taste like peppermint.
I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyway......I had the Vet come and take a look at him. He said,, the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young.
so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day. The bull started to service the cows within two days……. all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ... but they kind of taste like peppermint.
aaa.. any extra???I recently spent $6,500 on a registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.
I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyway......I had the Vet come and take a look at him. He said,, the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young.
so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day. The bull started to service the cows within two days……. all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ... but they kind of taste like peppermint.
Progress report:
Brisket was at about 190. Dusted with seasoning and put back for another hour. Wrapped in foil the wrapped with a beach towel and tossed in the yeti. It will rest about 4 or 4 1/2 hours before we get into it. Temp seems a little low but that thermometer has a tendency to stick in this temp range. So +/-5 degrees. It will either be good or they won’t ask me to do it again. I don’t care either way. 9 hours of pecan smoke on this thing. So I’m only hoping to see a nice smoke ring. If it’s edible, that’s a bonus. Total cook time was 18.5 hours.
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I don’t know a thing about brisket, but that thing looks like a meteor lol
Bet it tastes awesome though.
Bet it tastes awesome though.
I just thought it was a group of 6.5 Creedmoor shooters.
Yeah, looks like a meteor to me too. They are not visually appealing. I’m cooking up ten pounds of wings in case this brick is a dud.
You shut your whore mouth, the fact that you are considering eating chicken when you have brisket, I’ve almost lost all faith in humanity!
Now that was just mean, plain mean.
I got guns to clean and brass to reload. Dad also asked me to print a picture I took of his bride. So I need to get to that before bedtime. No time for that fooseball bullshit.
Had a brangus bull we bought once, never stayed with the cows. We’d go out to check them and the cows would be on one end of the pasture and the bull would be on the other, laying in the shade. I gave him three weeks and penned him out of there and put a different bull in. When the cows calved, they all calved to the corresponding dates the first bull was in. He bred every single one of them. Turned out he was shy and was a night breeder. I only figured it out a year or two later hunting hogs and night with a thermal. He’s spend all night with the ladies and lay up in the shade during the day. It was right then and there that I decided if reincarnation was a thing, I wanted to come back as a bull.I recently spent $6,500 on a registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.
I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyway......I had the Vet come and take a look at him. He said,, the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young.
so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day. The bull started to service the cows within two days……. all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ... but they kind of taste like peppermint.
Don’t worry, I’ve got a flat that finishing up right now along with some beef ribs.
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No, ex friend from school. No worries, they'll probably be besties next week.
Had to empty my reloading supply cabinet to move it. Fk.
Good stash.
That milling machine is pretty slick. I used one of those 5D rigs for the 1st time not long ago. Wow; is that bitch the jam, or what
Airmen do that too...kids now-a-days are probably drinking White Claws though...I was too lazy to update it to reflect, and I still have hope for them, although very little.
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Her arms look funny, like they have been photoshopped too long.
The 5D is awesomeGood stash.
That milling machine is pretty slick. I used one of those 5D rigs for the 1st time not long ago. Wow; is that bitch the jam, or what
