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"When ye belly is fulleth with the evening feasting on fish, fowl and the fatted calf and have put away ye sword, buckler, dagger, and body armor be content to lieth in ye bed and rest ye head on the bosom of ye SWMBO. Yea, neglect not ye firestick. Keepeth it loaded with leaden seeds of freedom that turneth into mushrooms in the bodies of thine enemies. Keepeth it clean and anointed with oil. And if ye have let the rust creepeth into the bowels of ye firestick may ye be cursed among gunslingers and hold thy manhood cheap. Showeth not thine face among the armed brethren that dwelleth in the gun clubs and marketplace of the firesticks. Harken unto these words so that when the unclean human pieces of excrement crosseth thine doorway that ye may filleth their bowels with leaden seeds that turneth into mushrooms and turneth them into worm food." – From the Book of Armaments 9:11
Thinkest thou that the ancient scribes useth the spell-checker?"Thy" not "ye"
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Come on dude you forgot the best one!
What the the kitchen for? All you need is a fridge and a grill.
I keep looking at all the doors and walls.What the the kitchen for? All you need is a fridge and a grill.
Oh man does that bring back ( happy ) memories... if I could give you multiple likes I would! Just don't read the nutritional info on back!
Be a teacher they said. You’re inspiring the next generation they said.
I still love those… gas station pies and hot black coffee. Road trip staples!!!!
You have a problem with “Red dye number 5?”Oh man does that bring back ( happy ) memories... if I could give you multiple likes I would! Just don't read the nutritional info on back!
Did the Charles bitch make that arm from her husbands firearms she had him get rid of?
My mom’s Olds Regency 98. My dad and I went to look at it and ended up buying it. On the way home he romped down on it on hwy 70 between Clayton and Smithfield. The speedo was a long sweeping unit and at some point when that 455 was really eating he yelled “Hey open the glove box!”. I did and said “What am I looking for?!”. He said “The speedometer!” And laughed like a madman