Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Auto gyro most likely. Rotor blades removed to haul it. Pusher engine....rotor blades spin due to forward motion. Home-built.
Hmmm, Nice try bro.
Do you know what a screenplay is? Did you know the person that writes the story or the book the movie is based on rarely writes the screenplay?
Better luck next time.
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
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Robert Kurtzman ... (story) Quentin Tarantino ... (screenplay)
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Hope he has good wipers or has used some rain x that windshield.
For some reason I just a flashback to assembling my kids’ presents on Christmas Eve.
I’m thinking Gorlock weighs as much as the other 3 combined.
True story from one of my road techs:
TECH: What's going on with your motorhome, sir?"
OWNER: Well, we left GA about six this morning, traffic was not bad. Stopped a couple of times to walk the dog, he's pretty old, his name is dog. About noon, we stopped at a rest area for lunch. We had sandwiches...no, no I had a hotdog. When I pulled back out on the interstate, I heard a noise and the engine quit.
You forgot to include the weather at the moment, and what song may have been playing on the radio...
But just know that whatever you do to fix the engine problem, they will come back in a week and claim it’s your fault that the windshield wipers are streaking now.
Do not get me started. Tech changed a coolant level sensor. Three days later Mr Customer calls and asks what we did to cause his ABS warning lamp to come on.
I got a call a couple days ago and the the lady said that I fixed their HVAC system two years ago but it's been doing the same thing. I asked when it started this time. She said that it's been doing the same thing since last time I repaired it. So I looked up the old invoice to see what I had done. Replaced fan motor and bad fuses. So the unit was not running when I went two years ago and hasn't run since? I asked. And you waited two years to call me? She said that it didn't seem like it was that long ago.
I always loved the calls like that. So, they sat there with a un repaired piece of equipment . That they paid the repair bill for. But it didn't work and they were to busy to pick up the phone and call?
I don't miss field service one iota!
Worked for DoAll for 3 years and had a few people who would claim we didn't fix their machine and called weeks or months later to complain. My question was always , What were they using to cut or grind with for the time. That their bandsaw or surface grinder was down? Usually, if I asked the operators . The truth would come out. That the machine had been fine until the day we got the call!
98% of the customers were honest and if there was a problem with a repair. We heard about it asap.
Excellent.
You just illustrated why "let's kill em all" is such an incredibly bad idea.
There was NEVER, one single case of child molestation at Little Rascals day care.
It was a Salem witch trial, orchestrated by a couple of crusading cunts, and further enabled by a gaggle of professionals, including cops and therapists, who KNEW all those people were evil, guilty pieces of shit.
The state later quietly made up a little loophole for themselves to crawl out of.
The last thing anyone should want to see, is the Green Lantern club having even more power to send people to the guillotine.....unless you are in the club too, have the ring and secret handshake.
same Thing happened in Wenatchee wa. It was a witch trial and it turned out never was a case of molestation just one retard cop thinking he was a psychologist…….you know after taking a two week class on it…….
Come on, you modern electrical systems, anything's possible. lol "for god's sake, don't touch anything!"
I had a "you touched it last" issue with my SUV. Had the windshield changed, two days later it rained and my floor is completely soaked. Company came back and looked, tech called me and said "The windshield doesn't leak, there's a hole in the firewall (where wire run through) and the water's coming in there, I checked it with the hose. It's not the windshield, it has nothing to do with us, it's nothing we did." (which he kept saying)
We had a little, slightly escalating back and forth about it. I told him, I believe you and I will seal up the hole. But you're missing my point. That hole has been there for at least the eight years I've owned the car. But the water never came through it till four days ago when you changed the windshield. So something has changed. For whatever reason water is no longer draining where it always has. Instead it's now running down the firewall. And I didn't do anything to the car. But you did. So yes, it is something you did and does have something to do with you.
“Didn’t get to the pepper spray in a timely fashion”
At the first shop I ever worked at I was given a VW with a 1.8 turbo engine to do an oil change on. One of the VW guys said “They leak really easily so make sure you put the filter on tight”. Right on, thanks for the heads-up. It went to that same guy when it came back for it’s next oil change…and he ended up pulling the filter stud out of the housing because I did exactly what he told me to do. Whoops, sorry
And now for some more rule following
A pic of another forever car I will own one day
My DIL called me a couple years ago about her Hummer with 300,000 miles. She said “ It sounds angry” when I accelerate “.
A can of stop leak should fix that right up......
In case of alligators or a dickhead fish and game guy?
W221 S65, to be exact. I was working in a dealership and got to pdi a few of these when they were brand new. A few simple mods(and all of the proper preventative maintenance) turns this car into an absolute monsterV12 AMG eh?
I would literally dislocate that fidgeting fucks fingers wtf.
If you’re gonna fuck up fuck up so badly that everyone wonders just how the fuck you did it.
I went out on a maintenance call for a first time customer and turned the thermostat down then jumped in the attic to check the air handler and everything checked out but the air handler that should have been cooling the air 20ish degrees was making a 2 degree temp rise so I went outside and the condenser was 3 pounds low on R-410 and the low pressure cutout had engaged so I had to bypass the LPCO to charge the system. I got the system running at a 9.9 subcool and the LPCO was still out so I explained the situation to the customer and told him that we will have to find one and replace it, he wasn’t happy but understood and signed the invoice. The NEXT FUCKING DAY my boss called me, that cunt of a customer called the registrar of contractors and the home warranty company and told them that their AC was working fine when I got there. I pointed out to my boss that all of my photos are time stamped and my second photo was my temp probes showing a temp increase rather than decrease. The POS was telling everyone that we needed to replace his entire system, because of my documentation the AZ registrar of contractors who almost always sides with the customer told this customer to go pound sand. I used to be a people person but people ruined that for me.
This is a motivational picture thread and some of you InCels only seem to be motivated by T&A so here ya go, yer welcome!
