Woman asks: "why should women have to cook for their men?"
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If she wants to go earn 6 figures ill become a badass chef and housekeeper
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Why should men have to slave away 50-60hrs a week to provide for women that don't appreciate the effort?
hell no a man who wants to live should know how to cook for them self even if it's only a few dishes . never give someone else the ability to give you food poisoning when your quite able to do it for your self . if you want something done correctly ( the way you want it done ) do it your self ).
My wife is awesome at quite a lot.of things but cooking is NOT one of them!!!
I do all the cooking - always have. I like my cooking. So does Mama....I like to cook. No problemo as long as she does the cleaning as agreed.
VooDoo
VooDoo
Because when they try and design bridges and submarines, people die.
That’s why.
Sirhr
That’s why.
Sirhr
Shit. That was one of the main reasons I got married. My cooking tastes like 
, and my wife agrees with me. Mac
, and my wife agrees with me. MacThis is said by a women who will never attract the kind of man she wants. The man that she wants has options and surely wouldn’t settle on a women who wouldn’t take care of the house while appreciating the life and security he affords her.
Mrs Lobster is one of the best cooks I have ever met
Me well I could burn water
Me well I could burn water
I do the cooking. But then, my wife makes wayyyy more loot than I do.
I’m okay with that. She lets me build guns and buy a new tractor. Still working on approval to buy an airplane, though…
I’m okay with that. She lets me build guns and buy a new tractor. Still working on approval to buy an airplane, though…
Man... bitches be trippin.'
If you don’t want to cook then don’t. If you want to tattoo your face and strip for a living then have at it. Want to get gangbanged by a football team? Knock yourself out. Most self respecting men will put you in the "for recreational use only" category and keep it moving.
That's the price you pay, like it or not. Nobody's forcing anyone to do anything.
If you don’t want to cook then don’t. If you want to tattoo your face and strip for a living then have at it. Want to get gangbanged by a football team? Knock yourself out. Most self respecting men will put you in the "for recreational use only" category and keep it moving.
That's the price you pay, like it or not. Nobody's forcing anyone to do anything.
Some self respecting men will put her in the "don't touch ever, even in case of emergency." pile and go find a good woman who has waited.
I'm not about to provide the house, the utilities, the groceries, health insurance, work the stressful job, etc. for a woman to sit around and do nothing.
We're about 50/50. The one who does the cooking gets to relax after eating.
Women do not have to cook for their men. They don’t have to have sex with them either. A man doesn’t have to support a leech either.
I have traded cooking duty for other chores all my Life. Back in The Day when we were on the Road we bandmates would room 4 guys to a room and I traded my cooking for all other chores - I didn't load equipment or do any of the heavy lifting and I put 3 square meals on everyday saving everyone tons of money eating out. Plus my meatloaf and smashed taters and stew and such was better than most of those guys had been served at home by their own mothers.
Same with my first room mates back in the day. I cooked and did the grocery shopping and the room mate did all the dishes and cleaning. It just panned out that way when I got married. I do all the grocery shopping and cooking and she doe all the cleaning and dishes. Works out great 'cause I like to cook, hate to clean, and my chow is tasty and good.
Kept me out of cleaning a lot of toilets, making beds, scrubbing floors and dishes for decades.
VooDoo
Same with my first room mates back in the day. I cooked and did the grocery shopping and the room mate did all the dishes and cleaning. It just panned out that way when I got married. I do all the grocery shopping and cooking and she doe all the cleaning and dishes. Works out great 'cause I like to cook, hate to clean, and my chow is tasty and good.
Kept me out of cleaning a lot of toilets, making beds, scrubbing floors and dishes for decades.
VooDoo
Let me know if the wife ever gives you the boot. You could be my side piece.
My wife started a fire in the microwave trying to make tater tots. I am talking FLAMES.
She was making a frozen pizza, put the oven on clean. We had to get a new stove.
When my son was living with us, at 6 years old he could cook better then my wife.
I'd smash, but I'm not spending more than $20 to $50 to do so. Depends on how hot she is. Maybe $100 for a true dime.
I'm a dog though. To each his own.
I’m currently looking for a husband, and you meet the qualifications.
I know how you feel, my wife is English too.
I had this conversation with my first room mate who was a Dude of course....drummer in the band I was working in. He said he was in love and that we should get married after I made lasagna. I asked him "So, would you wanna be the Man or the Woman in this relationship?"
He said he wanted to be the man, of course.
I said "OK, it's on! Now get over here and suck yer Wife's dick!"
We decided to just stay room mates. No benefits.
VooDoo
Lol.I had this conversation with my first room mate who was a Dude of course....drummer in the band I was working in. He said he was in love and that we should get married after I made lasagna. I asked him "So, would you wanna be the Man or the Woman in this relationship?"
He said he wanted to be the man, of course.
I said "OK, it's on! Now get over here and suck yer Wife's dick!"
We decided to just stay room mates. No benefits.
VooDoo
Does your wife have a similarly heeled sister or best friend who is single and looking?
I like dogs, yoga, long walks on the beach and whatever else I need to like.
Thanks in advance.
The more a woman sucks dick and eats ass, the less she has to cook. The less a woman sucks dick and eats ass, the more important the cooking becomes.
It’s math.
It’s math.
To keep from catching a beating.
I knew an old river rat that would 'whoop' his wife when he got home from fishing and didn't catch anything.
I knew an old river rat that would 'whoop' his wife when he got home from fishing and didn't catch anything.
If my wife ate my ass I'd never be able to look her in the eye again.
Sadly, no. I grabbed the pick of the litter.
Too bad, I’d love to get another pilot in the family. Maybe we could go in on the plane I keep trying to get her to buy me. I’m not greedy. A T182T would be sufficient, even used for cripe sake.
In our wedding vows, mine edited out the “obey” part of “honor and obey”….
…and has worn the pants in the family ever since!
We're kinda the same, except we clean as we go, then do the cleaning together afterward so we can both relax a little earlier. She has things that she makes that are way more involved and complex than what I do, and I have things I'm just good at cooking. And neither of us are skinny, we like to eat. LOL
Man, you'e denying yourself a great benefit.
And if she ever divorces you and gets remarried, you can ask her new husband, 'Does she like to eat your ass like she did mine?'
I can understand that. She studied cooking abroad for a bit, and we have more money in kitchen knives hanging on the knife strip than I care to admit. But, we both hate shitty kitchen items, knives being #1, so when we were dating we went to the Zwilling outlet and finished out our collection. Luckily, one of the few things my grandfather taught me was how to put a scary sharp edge on things.
Anyone who beats their wife or kids needs a bullet
My wife was a professional chef. Retired as a GM
My knives were made by a friend of my brother. I saw his set and contacted the guy with a few changes. Took almost a year, but worth the wait.
Hell yeah, that's cool. We don't have anything quite that fancy, just Wusthof and Henckel stuff.
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