Bender, you ok?

[sirhrmechanic]

Hey @Bender just making sure you are ok... what with all the rain and stuff.

Sirhr

 

[MK20]

He has never been ok. We all knew that.

 

[JR_77]

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Hey @Bender just making sure you are ok... what with all the rain and stuff.

Sirhr

Was that pic taken in Israel?

 

[Snipe260]

Was that pic taken in Israel?

Yep! He was searching for that crate of sheckles!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Was that pic taken in Israel?

The Kidon teams are much neater than that...

Sirhr

 

[JR_77]

The Kidon teams are much neater than that...

Sirhr

Looks like they got’em a goy.

 

[JBoomhauer]

Bender has a hook for a hand? Fuck! Never knew he was a pirate too.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Dirty D]

C’mon Sirhr, just let the guy have a vacation day at the beach. It’s hard work pretending to be straight all the time.

 

[kcbird]

Tonight on true crime. The downturn, rape, and disposal of the tin man.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

C’mon Sirhr, just let the guy have a vacation day at the beach. It’s hard work pretending to be straight all the time.

 

[bobkhan]

Looks like he’s all washed up

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Looks like he’s all washed up

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[Basher]

He has never been ok. We all knew that.

FPNI

 

[Bender]

 

[CaptNkllm]

Looks like he was on a Bender!

 

[Jscb1b]

BENDER FUCKS PIGEONS!!!!

 

[Dirty D]

“The good book says a robot shall not lie with a human”

Bold of you to assume that he’s fucking humans

 

[Bigfatcock]

Refunds?

 

[Threadcutter308]

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Sam Rothstein.........

 

[Ronws]

BENDER FUCKS PIGEONS!!!!

Not to rain on your parade but that's not really "news."

 

[ManUtdManiac]

Bender is busy trying on the outfit I bought her for being a goodie good girl….

 

[Bender]

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Bender is busy trying on the outfit I bought her for being a goodie good girl….

 

[ManUtdManiac]

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Baby girl, erm go easy on the fudge rounds, yeah?

 

[roostercogburn98]

Bender has a hook for a hand? Fuck! Never knew he was a pirate too.

It’s called a perch, not a hook. It’s for the pigeons

 

[JBoomhauer]

It’s called a perch, not a hook. It’s for the pigeons

I thought this was a perch.

 

[Maser]

Hamsters will ALWAYS be superior to pigeons!

 

[SBRSarge]

Why in the hell did I even open this thread???????????

 

[Ronws]

"I don't want to be your stool pidgeon...." - Everclear

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Why in the hell did I even open this thread???????????

FBI made you do it?

Sirhr

 

[Dirty D]

Hamsters will ALWAYS be superior to pigeons!

That’s not true, we all know that you can fit a whole pigeon up your ass Maser

 

[JBoomhauer]

That’s not true, we all know that you can fit a whole pigeon up your ass Maser

Please no.

 

[JLP83]

That’s not true, we all know that you can fit a whole pigeon up your ass Maser

Stop it. Bender is going to jerk himself to death

 

[Ronws]

Stop it. Bender is going to jerk himself to death

You say that like it's a bad thing. Please, explain....

 

[JLP83]

You say that like it's a bad thing. Please, explain....

How dare you. Bender is a freak but he’s our freak. The man has a problem or ten that he’s working on. Show some respect

 

[Ronws]

How dare you. Bender is a freak but he’s our freak. The man has a problem or ten that he’s working on. Show some respect

Yes sir, no problem.

 

[Maser]

How dare you. Bender is a freak but he’s our freak. The man has a problem or ten that he’s working on. Show some respect

I will never forgive him for de-throning me.

 

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[n2ishun]

Why do I have the feeling that sales on those stickers just skyrocketed ?

Why did the Bender cross the road ?
His dick is still stuck in the pigeon.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I will never forgive him for de-throning me.

At least he didn’t deflower you…

Sirhr

 

[supercorndogs]

Hey now. Bender might be drunk, loud, and ate up with the robot VD....but....wait what were we talking about.

 

[supercorndogs]

Oh yea, and sensitive, dude gets his feeylers hurt real easy. So try to be nice, some "people" are born a little different.

 

[Ronws]

Why do I have the feeling that sales on those stickers just skyrocketed ?

Why did the Bender cross the road ?
His dick is still stuck in the pigeon.

You are not wrong.

 

[Ronws]

At least he didn’t deflower you…

Sirhr

Perhaps you spoke too soon.