Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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A very self-important college freshman was attending a recent football game. He took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.
"You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one," the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. "The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing, and....," pausing to take another drink of beer.
The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said, "You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young .... so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little shithead, what are you doing for the next generation?"
"You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one," the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. "The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing, and....," pausing to take another drink of beer.
The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said, "You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young .... so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little shithead, what are you doing for the next generation?"
That's pretty much my response to "boomer" comments....
M16 full auto disconnect?
Thanks Barney, that vision will be running through my head when my dental hygienist is cleaning my teeth on Monday!
I had the bad shits one morning and had to fly to Chicago... ran off the plane to the nearest bathroom and RAVAGED the toilet... there was a line when I came out and the next guy in line went for the stall I had just destroyed and I said "might want to give that one a few minutes" but he went in anyway and I heard him gag and cough and another guy in line said "well, you did warn him"... LOL
90% of women today, in 30 years.
I got food poisoning once and destroyed a public bathroom so badly a guy walked in, yelled ""OH, GOD!", and ran out.
I lost not only my shit, but also my composer(composure).
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