Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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When you silently fart in the store and as you turn the corner on the other end of the aisle someone gags.
Just when you thought Elon cannot get more badass, you learn that he is the proud owner of an M82A1.
He's GOTTA offer the Cybertruck with a diesel or multifuel engine. That would be the APEX. It already looks like a truck that a team of mercs would be using to hunt down Predators and Xenomorphs. An engine that runs on JP8 and others is all that frame needs to be perfect.
Was just gonna say, pretty sure it’s ‘shopped, but I really don’t care!
edit: just saw the video above. Damn!
The cheap motel bed spring noise is better than that.
The most hilarious thing about that entire saga was how hard the MSM had tried, and tried, AND TRIED, to paint the whole situation as anything but what the majority of the public has already correctly assumed... They were BOTH in their underwear at the time of the attack. THANK YOU. That is all we needed to know...
Ahhh, nothing like the sweet sound of chlamydia transmission.
I truly hate monkeys. A good right hook should set them straight. After that, shoot them.
I love me some Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato with Cheese….and because pic thread rules…waffles (not blue though)
The best bud is #3. When it gets real they will be the ones there for you. That ain’t no lie.
A very self-important college freshman was attending a recent football game. He took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.
"You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one," the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. "The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing, and....," pausing to take another drink of beer.
The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said, "You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young .... so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little shithead, what are you doing for the next generation?"
"You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one," the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. "The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing, and....," pausing to take another drink of beer.
The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said, "You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young .... so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little shithead, what are you doing for the next generation?"
