You know, you're right.
I learned from my Harley riding days, if she'll ride, she'll fuck, especially on the back of a hard thumping, solid mounted Evo.
And I've never had a girl just dine and dash from a grilled steak.
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I learned from my Harley riding days, if she'll ride, she'll fuck, especially on the back of a hard thumping, solid mounted Evo.
And I've never had a girl just dine and dash from a grilled steak.
I got more nookie out of being able to make pesto and Lobster Thermador than I ever did with trying to fake sensitivity and sincerity. And once you can fake sincerity, you have it made!
Oh and I used to keep a VHS of Ice Castles in my apartment. Gen-X Chicks totally put out for Ice Castles. You kids look it up.
Sirhr
I have story.
It involves decades and decades of the same story.
Over and over and over again.
The best stories involve what started as a body in white 1980 Plymouth arrows and junkyard acquired mustang II's and
a 440 engine.
People and feelings were hurt.
How times have changed. I tried to teach my boy how to grill lobster, told him it was a panty-dropper. He said dad, bitches cook for me.
P
Bet he faps a lot... ;-)
Sirhr
PS. Maybe not... times have changed. Bah ha ahha hhaha hahhaa...
I got a way around the kitchen myself
My Mom was an awesome cook , I liked watching and she loved teaching us. After the Navy I went to college and the easiest way to get laid , was feeding them !! 
Had a nice little crib with a gas stove …and a revolving door policy !! 
I always thought it was kind of funny when guys would say that cooking is for women. So you're saying that you need a woman to take care of you?
Boy can cook a steak, I’ll give him that.
More than that, in the 18 to… married age bracket, the level of effort required on the female side of the equation is “availability.” If she’s working harder than that for my affections, I can do better. Or could, back when I was single.
Side note - a rotozip is maybe my fave power tool right now. I waited to get one and made do with dremels, laminate routers, or hand tools. Never again.
1980 Plymouth you say..,
Dude... These had a twin stick 8 -speed... which was like totally tubular!!!
Hit that second stick and you are doing almost 67... way over the national speed limit!
Boomers will get this...
Sirhr
You know what got LL to apply to Scout Sniper School, don't you?
I mean, it inspired us all...
Sirhr
I mean, it inspired us all...
Sirhr
I had an 8qt pan on my big block Dart. I had to weld a 1/8 plate skid on the bottom after I asphalt ground a weeper in it.
Trenched 325’ to get my neighbor power to his goat barn.
Oh, there were rocks my friend…..there were rocks a plenty.
I was divorced when I was 25.........did a stint in the Corps.............was single for 18 years before I got remarried ..........I like good food, so I learned to cook. Still a better cook than the second wife, and she knows it.........I got a way around the kitchen myself
