Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[143lrsd]

When calamari strikes back!

 

[22Hshots]

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Is that outfit kinda like frequent flyer miles?

 

[c1steve]

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That's right, Steve Avery. Life w/o parole. He is about as evil and one gets, but I know there are much worse.

 

[Garvey]

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Kwitcherbitchin!
And gimme that carrot boy!

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Anb618]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

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The only problem is it’s a bunch of scrub. It’s no good for nothing but to make chips to wipe your ass on.

 

[mikeshaw2]

I thought those were bicyclists?

Nope. Not enough spandex

M

 

[FWoo45]

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Because nobody wants to live there. It's cold and their gov is commie.

 

[Anb618]

 

[Dirty D]

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Do they only count if they’re still breathing?

 

[Dirty D]

 

[168BTHPM]

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[168BTHPM]

 

[merica]

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[TripleBull]

 

[Darayavaus]

 

[TripleBull]

 

[TripleBull]

I'm just here for the beatings. So many deserving beat-ees.

 

[TripleBull]

 

[TripleBull]

Stabbing with a pool cue. Today's weather forecast: bloody pokey holes, motherfucker!

 

[Doc68]

No they didn't.....

The middle east "ghost of Kiev"......


Doc

 

[akmike47]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Carlos Danger]

If I throw cheese on a Liberal, will they stop crying?

Let's start with a piano and work back from there.

 

[Carlos Danger]

I nominate this pooch as the Motivational Strip Videos Dog.

Tell her she should give her grandma's underwear back.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[Porksboy]

 

[zeroz]

CUCK ON A DUCK! what do i win?

And here I thought it was on a river

 

[Porksboy]

 

[Beefmanne]

Do they only count if they’re still breathing?

Hell no, but still above room temperature!

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Darayavaus]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Winningdog]

CUCK ON A DUCK! what do i win?

Jada

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[jbuck88]

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My grampa lost his sense of smell so he use to test for leaks with his lighter.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

Booger turned 70 today.

 

[RG0099]

I have not had work nightmares since I retired. When I left the salt mine the first time I retired I left because I could not sleep at night worrying about work. When I went back to work (different company) they treated me with kid gloves because I told them up front, "I have retired once, I will do it again if this doesn't go my way."

I still stop by the workplace during the day and ask if anyone wants to go shooting with me.

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[168BTHPM]

 

[tiger13]

You haven't partied until you have puked on one or both of these. It was a right of passage in college.

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Jager is the drink of campers...except one night. Camping with friends, one of which "never met a stranger". He and I cruised the campground in his golf cart and every MF'er in that campground had their own blend of moonshine. My liver has never forgiven me. Rules:

 

[Boatninja]

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That gal has one helluva long neck.

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

And here's on worth thinking about....going for the gold and every one of them deserves a winners trophy. theyre all winners.

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No. They’re not. One is a winner. Participation trophies are for pussies.

 

[Expert684]

That gal has one helluva long neck.

“Deepest” throat I’ve ever seen!

 

[Maggot]

No. They’re not. One is a winner. Participation trophies are for pussies.

My thread, my call. They're all winners.